Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Save a draft?

Save a draft?

SAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DRAFT?!

Jake, you fucking idiot, it's called fucking Google Docs, it saves while you write, like all the fucking time, so you'll never lose more than a minute or two of work. It'll even be kept in the cloud so if your hard drive explodes or something, you won't lose a single word of your moronic rants. If you had friends, you could even use it for realtime collaboration and edit your work together.

I don't know which would be more pathetic: if Jake didn't know about Google Docs, or if he's not using it/pretending not to use it so that he has an excuse to fail at writing drafts.

He's definitely fucking up a deadline really bad though. He keeps making public, vague excuses: unspecified people are having crises! Unspecified things are breaking!

If Jake was a real writer, he'd know that this is purely the act of a novice. True "deadlining" involves disappearing from all social media and email and putting your phone on silent. The true connoisseur of the art will go so far as to block an editor's number and email address and/or move across town. Or to the other side of the world. And then, when you're truly a master of your craft, you go all the way to the other side and do a George R. R. Martin, showing up wherever you like and telling people who ask about when you'll finish "fuck you, I'll do it when I want, I don't work for you."

This BS excuse, like so much else about Jake, is stuck in high school in 1999. Next he'll be sending the editor a corrupted file on purpose to buy a few extra hours. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know why the attachment corrupted. I'm uploading a second copy right now."
 
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Abortions4All said:
Save a draft?

Save a draft?

SAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DRAFT?!

Jake, you fucking idiot, it's called fucking Google Docs, it saves while you write, like all the fucking time, so you'll never lose more than a minute or two of work. It'll even be kept in the cloud so if your hard drive explodes or something, you won't lose a single word of your moronic rants. If you had friends, you could even use it for realtime collaboration and edit your work together.

I don't know which would be more pathetic: if Jake didn't know about Google Docs, or if he's not using it/pretending not to use it so that he has an excuse to fail at writing drafts.

He's definitely fucking up a deadline really bad though. He keeps making public, vague excuses: unspecified people are having crises! Unspecified things are breaking!

If Jake was a real writer, he'd know that this is purely the act of a novice. True "deadlining" involves disappearing from all social media and email and putting your phone on silent. The true connoisseur of the art will go so far as to block an editor's number and email address and/or move across town. Or to the other side of the world. And then, when you're truly a master of your craft, you go all the way to the other side and do a George R. R. Martin, showing up wherever you like and telling people who ask about when you'll finish "fuck you, I'll do it when I want, I don't work for you."

This BS excuse, like so much else about Jake, is stuck in high school in 1999. Next he'll be sending the editor a corrupted file on purpose to buy a few extra hours. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know why the attachment corrupted. I'm uploading a second copy right now."
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At the very least, it's not wise to advertise on Twitter that you have trouble meeting deadlines because of personal crises. I don't know how Jake thinks real journalists get by - the kind of issues that most people deal with routinely just totally bowl him over.
 
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Abortions4All said:
Save a draft?

Save a draft?

SAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DRAFT?!

Jake, you fucking idiot, it's called fucking Google Docs, it saves while you write, like all the fucking time, so you'll never lose more than a minute or two of work. It'll even be kept in the cloud so if your hard drive explodes or something, you won't lose a single word of your moronic rants. If you had friends, you could even use it for realtime collaboration and edit your work together.
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MS Word has a pretty resilient autosave system. That won't save you from a HDD crash (unless you save in the cloud), but it does what it needs to.

I don't think the "save a draft" excuse is legit.
 
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Suicide prevention cat has trained the others to kick open the bathroom door in case Jake is in the tub with a toaster again.
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So, while neither Troon Dangerhair or Unfortunate Facial Hair Soy Man are my favorite people, I can appreciate two buddies having a good-natured, non politically-charged, sensible chuckle on the Twitter dot com.

For exactly one microsecond before Jake is all HEY GUYS! WHAT ARE WE DOING? I'M PART OF THIS CONVERSATION TOO!

Pathetic.
 
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Guys, guys! You're not going to believe this but apparently people in high school thought Jake was creepy weirdo!
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I really have no idea what they're going for here: wanting asspats for not shooting up a school because of meanies? Dylan and Eric had all the signs of being troons? But most importantly: does he still have that coat from high school because no one took him coat shopping in the last 15 years?

Some googleshnging about how your fav is problematic
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"or promote safety and caring through their anti-abuse orgs/comedy specials/corporate PR statements"

"but I'm not about to actually list them off, because the whole point here is that if I did so, a significant number of people in denial over what they've done would react very badly, in ways that would significantly harm me."

CHELSAAAAY!!!
 
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At this point, screaming into the void, I don't understand why amateur game designer and gender curious person Jake Alley doesn't decide to now have a public transition saga under a totally non-"Violet" name, while "Violet Hargrave" just stops tweeting. Violet has accomplished nothing, hasn't gone to a single con, hasn't made a game. All Violet's done is tweet about harassment.

Retire the persona, Jake. You're an RPG player, sometimes a character just isn't working. Go back to the drawing board and try again, this time taking into consideration how you can develop your new female character to incorporate the skills and experience you've already accumulated as her previous male form.
 
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Abortions4All said:
At this point, screaming into the void, I don't understand why amateur game designer and gender curious person Jake Alley doesn't decide to now have a public transition saga under a totally non-"Violet" name, while "Violet Hargrave" just stops tweeting. Violet has accomplished nothing, hasn't gone to a single con, hasn't made a game. All Violet's done is tweet about harassment.

Retire the persona, Jake. You're an RPG player, sometimes a character just isn't working. Go back to the drawing board and try again, this time taking into consideration how you can develop your new female character to incorporate the skills and experience you've already accumulated as her previous male form.
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His Violet account has thousands of followers mostly leftovers from the gamergate days that have long since muted him. Few if any would follow him over to a new account/identity and he knows it. He's like a digital Al Bundy obsessed with the past and unable to move on.
 
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pozilei said:
Guys, guys! You're not going to believe this but apparently people in high school thought Jake was creepy weirdo!
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I really have no idea what they're going for here: wanting asspats for not shooting up a school because of meanies? Dylan and Eric had all the signs of being troons? But most importantly: does he still have that coat from high school because no one took him coat shopping in the last 15 years?

Some googleshnging about how your fav is problematic
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"or promote safety and caring through their anti-abuse orgs/comedy specials/corporate PR statements"

"but I'm not about to actually list them off, because the whole point here is that if I did so, a significant number of people in denial over what they've done would react very badly, in ways that would significantly harm me."

CHELSAAAAY!!!
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What terfs have been committing violent acts?
 
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If only Jake could realize that people see him as the Dr. Bronner of Twitter. Anyone who doesn't have him muted will just open up their Twitter to something like:

Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!" Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus-Spinoza-Paine-Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years by the Messenger of God';s Law, the sign of the Messiah, Halley's Comet: "WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE!" "THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!" "TEACH LOVE THY ENEMY!" "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" Israel-Moses-Buddha-Jesus-Mohammed: ONE! ALL ONE! 1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: Yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when? Once more: Unless constructive-selfish I work hard, like Mark Spitz, perfecting first me, absolute nothing can help perfect me! 4th: Only hard work-God's law can save us, but if we teach only our clan? We're all hated then! So, we must teach friend & enemy, the whole Human race, the full-truth, hard-work, free speech. press-&-profitsharing Moral ABC's All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like, 6-billion-strong, for we're All-One or none! All-One-God-Faith, as teach the African shepherd-astronomers Abraham & Israel, for 6000-years, since the year 1: "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" - WE'RE ONE! ALL-ONE! EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? NONE! ABSOLUTE NONE! 5th: Whatever unites mankind is better than whatever divides us! Yet, if absolute-unselfish I am not for me, I am nothing but classless, raceless, starving masses, never free nor brave! Only if constructive-selfish I work hard perfecting first me, like Mark Spitz-arctic owls-penguin-pilot-cat-swallow-beaver, bee, can I teach the MORAL ABC'S ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH, that lightning-like unites the Human race! For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! ALL-ONE! "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? ABSOLUTE NONE! 6th: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Balanced food for body-mind-soul-spirit is our medicine! Full-truth our God, half-truth our enemy, hard work our salvation, unity our goal, free speech our weapon, All-One our soul, self-discipline the key to love, uniting All-One above! Above! So, when your fellow man you measure, take him at his best, with that lever, lift him higher, overlook the rest! For we're All-One or none! As teach for 6000 yrs. astronomers Abraham & Israel: "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" 7th: Each swallow works hard to be perfect pilot-provider-builder-trainer-teacher-lover-mate, no half-true hate! So, each day like a bird, perfect thyself first! Have courage and smile my friend. Think and act 10 years ahead! And the man without fault? He's dead! Do one thing at a time, work hard! Get done! Then teach friend & enemy the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free! Uniting One! All-One! Face the world with a smile, life is always worthwhile! To the fearless are given crowns, keep out of the past, disappointments won't last! Help unite mankind, or we're wandering clowns! Diligent preparation, precede... spectacular restoration! So, help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC's All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like, for we're All-One or none! All-One!
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If only Jake could realize that people see him as the Dr. Bronner of Twitter. Anyone who doesn't have him muted will just open up their Twitter to something like:
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RIP Dr. Bronner. Would have made a great lolcow. When I was young, if you called the number on the bottle of soap, the man himself would sometimes answer, greeting you with a jubilant "All-One!"
 
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