LGBT Chris buys some things from the HRC store, and a Stop Bullying Bracelet.

[Yukon Cornelius]

Chris is inching closer and closer to Buffalo Bill territory

 

[CWCissey]

I will openly admit I use the handicapped stall if I have no other option like it's a tiny public bathroom (ie: 2 stalls) and the non handicapped stall is occupied, if I have to pee I'm going to use it and do not feel bad in the least about it.

I had to. I just had to.

 

[Shark of the Eternal Sea]

You talk as though Chris isn't entitled to park wherever he pleases, whenever he pleases...

As usual, Fatty is oblivious to his having revealed where all Barb's dental budget is being blown--beyond just Lego, that is.

Chris is like Gollum, he loves and hates his Lego as he loves and hates himself. He will never be rid of his need for it.

 

[CuriousJDG]

Is he parked in a handicapped space? Since when does Autism mean that one has difficulty walking?

Virginia is one of two states, the other being New York, where parents of autistic children can get a handicap tag. The idea is for the parents to have a quick getaway if their kid goes ballistic. Chris, being Chris, uses it as just another excuse for why he's so special.

Aside from that, my god. He's broken for real this time. Once he was a naive, goofy manchild who viewed the world in terms of video game and cartoon logic and had not a single sense of maturity or adulthood in his body. That didn't stop him from getting expelled from college, raging at Stackhouse, or harassing Megan, but still. Now? Jesus he's crazy. I really think he's going to wind up either homeless and/or institutionalized when Snorlax finally goes to the great woodshop in the sky.

 

[kobebyarlant]

I wonder how his beloved gal pals would react to his tomgirl shenanigans? I mean they reacted so well to his sex videos.

 

[CuriousJDG]

I wonder how his beloved gal pals would react to his tomgirl shenanigans? I mean they reacted so well to his sex videos.

I think they would be just as disgusted. They felt bad for the silly autistic kid in school and let him hang out with them so he wouldn't be alone. When he didn't grow up and then did the sex videos, they were put off. This could only be worse since Chris is just dressing like a woman and screaming alternative lifestyle and discrimination for attention.

 

[4Macie]

I will openly admit I use the handicapped stall if I have no other option like it's a tiny public bathroom (ie: 2 stalls) and the non handicapped stall is occupied, if I have to pee I'm going to use it and do not feel bad in the least about it.

Didn't mean to make you like I was trying to make you feel bad. Personally I use it too. I'm just saying that getting a handicap parking permit in some states (like Virginia) isn't hard. Virginia gives people handicap parking permits for having Autism, for having kids with Autism, having elderly people over the age of 85, and some other stuff. Again, not saying people who get these permits don't need them, I'm saying CHRIS doesn't need one. No clue if Barb does though.

 

[Dr.Research]

Gee, if only there's a way to put the bracelet on the opposite wrist so it could be in the picture.

Still, better than a peace sign.

 

[CaptainFeels]

In other news, it's nice to know Chris openly supports Papa John's......granted he didn't need a decal to show it, his scent and figure was proof enough.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

So, just found out about his latest photo...

Spoiler

...and... I just... I really don't try to make fun people's appearances. I really, really don't. But I'm almost in tears here. Not from laughing, mind you. This just hurts so badly I'm in tears.

What the fuck... He even fails at trying to be more feminine. He gets creepier over time. I think this is more in lines with insulting equality than supporting it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

In other news, it's nice to know Chris openly supports Papa John's......granted he didn't need a decal to show it, his scent and figure was proof enough.

Because Chris understands anything about voting with your wallet.

 

[John Furrman]

Hey guise! I have a candid of Chris and some new friends out on the town.
He's getting better with the makeup.

I agree. He could pursue it as a hobby and become adequate at FX make up and make himself a prosthetic face because ain't nothin gonna fix that ugly.

 

[LordCustos3]

Holy crap; is that a Wii Fit pedometer? I bet that's gotten about as much use as a solar-powered night light.
I'm surprised Chris went into the whole Wii Fit thing considering 1) his laziness and 2) never acknowledging that he may be overweight.

Sure, but its another thing that shows a number going up.
He can pretend he's "levelling up" because, hey, he walked 200 steps and got "200" Step Points.
That has got to be enough to Step Points to trade in for a Potion of Troll Resistance or even enough to maybe add a +1 to his JERKslaying primary weapon.

 

[unfer]

Chris is inching closer and closer to Buffalo Bill territory

BOLDY SLICEY

 

[lolwut]

Chris is inching closer and closer to Buffalo Bill territory

Spoiler

That has got to be enough to Step Points to trade in for a Potion of Troll Resistance or even enough to maybe add a +1 to his JERKslaying primary weapon.

His fangs or his pocket knife?

 

[Shark of the Eternal Sea]

Didn't mean to make you like I was trying to make you feel bad. Personally I use it too. I'm just saying that getting a handicap parking permit in some states (like Virginia) isn't hard. Virginia gives people handicap parking permits for having Autism, for having kids with Autism, having elderly people over the age of 85, and some other stuff. Again, not saying people who get these permits don't need them, I'm saying CHRIS doesn't need one. No clue if Barb does though.

Oh no you didn't make me feel bad at all.

I had to. I just had to.

XD Guess I'm a criminal now, better call the Jerkops!

 

[LordCustos3]

>>

That has got to be enough to Step Points to trade in for a Potion of Troll Resistance or even enough to maybe add a +1 to his JERKslaying primary weapon.

>

His fangs or his pocket knife?

Neither.
THIS is his Primary Weapon

Spoiler

Look upon it, fools, and weep bitter tears.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder how his beloved gal pals would react to his tomgirl shenanigans? I mean they reacted so well to his sex videos.

Probably just laugh and walk away. After a video of him fucking a blow-up doll for a 13-year-old boy claiming to be a woman from a fictional country, cross-dressing is pretty mild.

 

[Rat Droppings]

Why does Chris even have a wii Fit? He can't even do a single pull-up.

The 'Chandlers have had handicapped plates for a long time now.
As an aside, I wonder if he's catching on and blocked the license plate on purpose?

Even if they have plates for Barb, she has to be there with him, or it's illegal to park in the space.
Chances are nothing will happen, since he has the placard, but if a cop catches him doing this, he will get a ticket, and proceed to rage, and possibly assault the cop, as he learned from his mom.

-edit-
Just saw this was already covered. How do retarded kids who have never been told no get a handicapped placard???

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Just saw this was already covered. How do retarded kids who have never been told no get a handicapped placard???

Well, they ask for one, and no one tells them no.