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Speaking of fanart, has this been posted yet?
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It was in some reply chain involving Kengle and OPL. If it has I'll delete.

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While i do know the finencial problems of chris are a big part because of barb, but pushing "chris can manage his money" is a hard pill to swalow if he begs, has a patreon and a tugboat.
I'd flip it around: Chris has been begging for years. What evidence do we have that he has financial problems in the first place?

Truth is, is that Chris has always been both a big baby and an opportunist. Oh sure, when he whines about bills, he is holding a piece of paper in his hand that says he owes $150 or whatever. He's not "lying" about that. And the number on his bank account might be lower than that number. But he can certainly scare up the money.

Like, the first inkling we had that Chris' stories about money were not the whole story was when he destroyed the ps3 years ago. At first, he was in shock. Like I think actual medical shock. But after that wore off, he lept into action. He sold shit, he pawned shit, he scraped the money together, and in less than a week he purchased another ps3 for like $300-400. Wew, crisis averted!

Since then, Chris' ability to scrape together funds in a time of "crisis" has only gotten better. He's got a house full of shit to sell if he needs to.
Combine this with barb's pension and one has got to wonder how he can't come around with +/- 3000 dollaroos a month.
He can and has been for 6.5 years, since Bob died.

Only reason he's having trouble now is because I think he sold 14BC's deed for magic beans.
 
I wonder if she dies and the mortgage was in her name does that mean the debt gets wiped out or do they just repo the house?
The bank would take it, yes.

So the big crisis is mortgage-related?
No. Chris managed to lose several thousand dollars to a loan shark of sorts or something along those lines.
 
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I wonder if she dies and the mortgage was in her name does that mean the debt gets wiped out or do they just repo the house?
The bank would take it, yes.
The debt wouldn't get wiped out.

They'd have the option of letting Chris take over the mortgage, but they'd probably just say fuck it and foreclose, for obvious reasons.
 
So the big crisis is mortgage-related?
I think that's a factor, the main one. The way I see it is after Bob died, the Chandler's finances were handled by Barb and not good ole' responsible Bob. Barb and chris felt entitled to the same lifestyle they were accustomed to during Bob's life... but in reality couldn't afford it. Barb thinks the world owes her something and Chris shrugs off responsibility any chance he can. Not saying Bob was a genius family man, but he did what little he could to keep Barb and Chris from jumping off the financial deep end.. but once he passed they both instinctively mismanaged their money.
 
No. Chris managed to lose several thousand dollars to a loan shark of sorts or something along those lines.
Isn't there proof he dealt in payday loans? Those things are notoriously fucking shady, and what seems like a $500 loan can end up being drastically more rather quickly. Iirc, they charge a "fee" and a payment, but they don't tell people that, so they pay off the fee each month thinking they're making actual payments and the interest keeps building and suddenly they owe more than they could ever imagine on a little payday loan...

Is this a possibility?
 
Isn't there proof he dealt in payday loans? Those things are notoriously fucking shady, and what seems like a $500 loan can end up being drastically more rather quickly. Iirc, they charge a "fee" and a payment, but they don't tell people that, so they pay off the fee each month thinking they're making actual payments and the interest keeps building and suddenly they owe more than they could ever imagine on a little payday loan...

Is this a possibility?
It's more complicated than that and I'm sure with time everything will come to the surface. Shady doesn't even begin to describe what happened.
 
Isn't there proof he dealt in payday loans? Those things are notoriously fucking shady, and what seems like a $500 loan can end up being drastically more rather quickly. Iirc, they charge a "fee" and a payment, but they don't tell people that, so they pay off the fee each month thinking they're making actual payments and the interest keeps building and suddenly they owe more than they could ever imagine on a little payday loan...

Is this a possibility?

He has done that once or twice in the past before, but I don't think anytime recently. So fun story which I'm unsure is common knowledge.

Chris had a few credit cards back when Bob was still alive. Well, Chris racked up a bunch of debt to the point Bob noticed so Bob ended up paying them off for Chris and making him close them. At the time Chris was adamant he would never ever get another credit card again. Then he discovered Fingerhut and I'm sure his little autistic brain rationalized "this isn't a credit CARD." And here we are today. Nothing learned.
 
He has done that once or twice in the past before, but I don't think anytime recently. So fun story which I'm unsure is common knowledge.

Chris had a few credit cards back when Bob was still alive. Well, Chris racked up a bunch of debt to the point Bob noticed so Bob ended up paying them off for Chris and making him close them. At the time Chris was adamant he would never ever get another credit card again. Then he discovered Fingerhut and I'm sure his little autistic brain rationalized "this isn't a credit CARD." And here we are today. Nothing learned.
Fun thing is that Fingerhut is sleazier than any credit card.

I think it's on the midway point between a legitimate loan or credit organization and Seterus.
 
No. Chris managed to lose several thousand dollars to a loan shark of sorts or something along those lines.
I honestly have difficulty buying this, how does Chris even find these people?

I get how he would find payday loan companies or even things like Fingerhut, they probably advertise online, I get how he would fall for the loanshark agreements or whatever, but I can't buy him ever finding his way there in the 1st place..
 
Fun thing is that Fingerhut is sleazier than any credit card.

I think it's on the midway point between a legitimate loan or credit organization and Seterus.
My opinion is rent to own is pretty much a scam used to take advantage of greedy people on a steady low income. Basically you pay a much higher price in installments, when you'd be better off buying it at a normal price on credit. Obviously only do this if you absolutely have to, like if it's furniture or a computer for your kids. But fingerhut sells all kinds of junk people don't need, hoping people will pay more than what it's worth and not be able to make the final payments so they can take it back and sell it again to the next jackass.

Although I do feel odd about how Chris used the service to buy Lego. On the one hand what fucking dipshit would think rent to own legos are a wise investment... if you do it you deserve your fate. It's a product that already has an inflated value, and you're making it more expensive. You're paying $30 a month for 18 months for a $300 lego set. So Chris obviously let his materialism make judgements for him.

I was thinking what kind of moron would rent legos. But I guess if you approach it from the right angle it could make sense. I don't know why people buy legos, but I assume people just like building them once and then they move on to the next one. Sort of like renting movies. So it makes more sense to pay $30 and send it back, you save $270. Of course, in CWC's situation he's just throwing them into the toy horde and paying top price.

I honestly have difficulty buying this, how does Chris even find these people?

I get how he would find payday loan companies or even things like Fingerhut, they probably advertise online, I get how he would fall for the loanshark agreements or whatever, but I can't buy him ever finding his way there in the 1st place..
Have you ever gotten junk mail from a payday loan company? They send you something that's suppose to look like a check for whatever they know the can approve you for, to get morons all excited they're getting free money. Then there's text on it that says just call or visit today and this check could be REAL! So stupid people who need money show up and the only question they ask is when can I see my cash. Then they end up blowing the money and realizing they have to pay it back and then some.

It's the legal version of the Nigerian prince scam.
 
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Also, Gwenyth Paltrow is a fucking exceptional individual. She thinks shoving jade in your cunt after you steam clean the vagina is a great idea. She's fucking exceptional.

Lol you seem pretty pissed at gwenyth paltrow. What did she ever do to you??? I'm kidding, she is pretty damn stupid huh??

He's anxious all the time about money and he doesn't like it.

Welcome to being a responsible adult Chris. I think anyone in his current predicament is anxious or nervous about money. Hell, I'm never about money all the time, and I have a pretty great paying job. I guess that quote on that pony shirt telling him to quit adulting was entirely incorrect, and maybe he's slowly starting to realize that his life is going to be absolute shit and he may have to grow up and get a job when Barb's gone.

Spills the beans Marvin, because what you're saying makes me think another Idea Guy found a way to steal from Chris

I agree with you. I honestly think Marvin knows what's currently going on with Chris, and has the reason why he's acting all hysterical about money. There was a point earlier this week were I honestly believed that Marvin could be idea guy 2.0, but instead of getting Chris to make a ass of himself or try to get Chris to do something stupid, Marvin would succeed at teaching Chris how to manage his money and balance his check book. Hell, maybe he would even teach Chris valuble surivival skills for when then inevitable comes, but Chris would still manage to set his house on fire. I don't think Marvin wants to reveal what happened because he wants Chris to, but we all know that's going to take forever, so come on Marv, out with it.
 
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I honestly have difficulty buying this, how does Chris even find these people?

I get how he would find payday loan companies or even things like Fingerhut, they probably advertise online, I get how he would fall for the loanshark agreements or whatever, but I can't buy him ever finding his way there in the 1st place..
Patience padawan.

Edit: A more appropriate reply is that he didn't find them they found him.
 
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