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Another of Chris's patrons says he hasn't received his books.

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He's complained about this before.

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Naturally, he's still a loyal patron.


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A great troll will get Chris to reveal his true self online, perhaps with manipulation. A shitty troll tries to impose their idea of comedy onto Chris as if he's a canvas.
I'm trying not to show my powerlevel here, but the way you talk about Chris reminded me of an art professor I once knew. He was this old german guy (a renaissance man if I ever knew one) who was incredibly gifting at painting, sculpting, you name it. He used to teach this sort of "art philosophy" involving what he called "reading the canvas". I think he got it from Rothko or someone, but I honestly can't remember.

He would say that the job of a painter was to look into the canvas, determine what's there, and bring it to life. But (according to him) it wasn't the artist's job to look into that canvas, decide what they wanted to be there, and bring that to life instead. Doing that was an injustice of sorts, as (he believed) that you were working against your own natural artistic abilities by injecting logic into the subconscious.

Your theory with Chris sounds similar. Instead of trolling Chris into bringing out what's already there, these weens are trying to bring out what they want to be there. And it's not nearly as interesting as a result. Idk. This post is pointless, but I found the similarity in philosophies interesting considering I'm talking about painting and trolling lol, which you wouldn't imagine have all that many overlaps.
 
While i do know the finencial problems of chris are a big part because of barb, but pushing "chris can manage his money" is a hard pill to swalow if he begs, has a patreon and a tugboat. Combine this with barb's pension and one has got to wonder how he can't come around with +/- 3000 dollaroos a month.
 
Sometimes I imagine Sonichu peering in on these kinds of scenes through a window, from outside in the rain. He's crying because his father has moved on, and doesn't care about Sonichu anymore.

Someone needs to make a Kill Bill-esque Sonichu revenge comic. Incorporate all the current bullshit going on in Sonichu. Open with Sonichu analyzing what has become of his life, his family, his "Father", his whole world. His wife is secretly male, his children have become sexual deviants, no more adventures, no more battles of good vs. evil, no more zapping to the extreme... And Father? Father is too busy playing grab-ass with twenty different idealized versions of himself, sucking Magi's purple dick, and pretending he's a pretty girl. Father has abandoned him. CWCville is full of faggot ponies now. Reality itself is ripping to shreds. What's a Chu to do?

I'll tell you what's a Chu to do...one last adventure. One last battle. One last zap to the extreme. Bloody, savage revenge. Revenge on the wife who lied to you. Revenge on the children who disrespected you. Revenge on the ponies and Gary Sues who replaced you. Revenge on the city who turned it's back on you. And when CWCville is nothing but rubble and blood flowing in the streets like rivers, and Father has seen what you have done to his precious world and those he spurned you for...then a Chu looks Father in the eye and takes his final revenge for being abandoned and forgotten by the Man he loved most in this life.

I would read the shit out of that. Hell, if I had any artistic skills I'd make it myself.

This...this....THISSSSSSSS!!

Seriously there are millions of slacker bums just like Chris. The difference is they aren't exceptional or weird or
entertaining enough to be a lolcow like him. So they don't have a bunch of exceptional individuals calling their house and yelling "JULLLLAAAAYYYY".


This country has it so good that you can live like a king compared to a lot of countries. Including having a radio clock alarm, tv remote, and window made of glass. Also, you get step, neighbor must get step. He is pain in my assholes.

You get-a iPod, neighbor cannot afford so gets iPod Mini. Everyone know that for girls! When do we put rétard in-a cage?
 
I saw these tweets this morning my time . His Twitter is an autistic Galaxy holy shit.

I didn't see he offered to sell his Twitter for $1000 firm lol .he should go for $10,000 !
I think it violates their TOS for people to sell their accounts. Surprised no one has pointed this out or reported him. It's just really dumb to do.

EDIT: looks like someone had pointed that out to him. It'll go ignored like all sage advice.

You get-a iPod, neighbor cannot afford so gets iPod Mini. Everyone know that for girls! When do we put rétard in-a cage?
Great success!!! We do it after sexy time and running of the Jew.
 
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I'm not going to knock anyone for sending gift cards that can only be used at a grocery store... but yeah, hopefully that's the extent of it. I wonder if he and Barb could qualify for foodstamps. Even if that's not possible with the income they receive, I'm sure they could find a food bank or something similar...



I would read the shit out of that.

I can't say for sure if Barb were included, but if the only thing he reported was the tugboat, then Chris would absolutely be income eligible, and with his expenses, likely for the maximum amount. I'm not sure how Virginia counts resources for SNAP, or if they're one of the states that basically stopped doing so, but I kind of doubt he would have enough to make him ineligible regardless. I don't think he actually is or everyone would already know.
 
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He said they were hurting for food.

He's got gift cards to pay for food.

But they're still hurting - they need more money. Send more money!

Would it kill him to at least say 'Please'?

Chris was never taught concepts like "humility" or "gratitude" or "manners" growing up. That's why he's such a crude, selfish, entitled little hobgoblin of a person, and why you can totally believe he could be banned from someplace for not holding his gas in or act completely ungrateful when someone offers him (the "wrong" kind of) free food.

The whole scenario reminds me of a movie (can't remember what it was) scene where someone gives a homeless guy with a sign that reads "Need money for food" a sub sandwich. They start walking away as the bum looks at the sub in disgust, chucks the sammich back at the person, and screams "THE SIGN SAYS MONEY!" or something like that. That's basically Chris' behavior in these Tweets.

Great success!!! We do it after sexy time and running of the Jew.

Only if the Jews do not shift their forms or revisit their attack of 9/11. First, we must smash their Jew Chicks before they hatch.
 
The whole scenario reminds me of a movie (can't remember what it was) scene where someone gives a homeless guy with a sign that reads "Need money for food" a sub sandwich. They start walking away as the bum looks at the sub in disgust, chucks the sammich back at the person, and screams "THE SIGN SAYS MONEY!" or something like that. That's basically Chris' behavior in these Tweets.

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One of Chris's patrons PM'd me with the drawing that was behind the paywall.

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It was drawn just one day after Idea Guy 1.0 was doxed as Josh Wise. But Cunt Nugget was never mentioned publicly until April, when Chris said Cunt Nugget helped him realize he's bi, which was clearly Idea Guy 2.0's doing. Looks like this points to Idea Guy 2.0 as being Josh.
But what kinda person would go back to doing this immediately after being doxed? It doesn't properly add up for Cunt Nugget to be Josh. Maybe Chris told Idea Guy 2.0 everything?
 
The first two Scary Movies were actually kinda funny. I remember that scene. Also, Shannon Elizabeth's American Pie is something I've always wanted to get into when I was a kid. She's still looking good in her 40's. Her and Charisma Carpenter. Mmmmm mmm. Put a hurtin' on them bitches.

Sadly, there are bums like that here in Austin. They have signs saying "Need 25 cents for a hamburger" like it's 1970. You offer to buy them a sammich from Whataburger and they're like "oh I'm not hungry right now..." It's like yeah, okay then buddy.

Chris was never taught concepts like "humility" or "gratitude" or "manners" growing up. That's why he's such a crude, selfish, entitled little hobgoblin of a person, and why you can totally believe he could be banned from someplace for not holding his gas in or act completely ungrateful when someone offers him (the "wrong" kind of) free food.

The whole scenario reminds me of a movie (can't remember what it was) scene where someone gives a homeless guy with a sign that reads "Need money for food" a sub sandwich. They start walking away as the bum looks at the sub in disgust, chucks the sammich back at the person, and screams "THE SIGN SAYS MONEY!" or something like that. That's basically Chris' behavior in these Tweets.
So Chris is basically your average Chinaman?

Only if the Jews do not shift their forms or revisit their attack of 9/11. First, we must smash their Jew Chicks before they hatch.
You are definitely not a woman, they have brain the size of squirrels. Government scientist Yamuka proved this.
 
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The whole scenario reminds me of a movie (can't remember what it was) scene where someone gives a homeless guy with a sign that reads "Need money for food" a sub sandwich. They start walking away as the bum looks at the sub in disgust, chucks the sammich back at the person, and screams "THE SIGN SAYS MONEY!" or something like that. That's basically Chris' behavior in these Tweets.

Something similar happened to a friend of mine some time back; it's what convinced him never to donate to homeless people saying they need money for food. If they refuse to accept a food donation; they want the money for something else - and why enable that? You're not helping the individual if your money is going towards supporting their vice and not what they claim it's for.

It's the same in CWC's situation. I wonder how annoyed he was when he received gift cards (to ensure the money was spent on groceries) and not cash money that he could use on whatever he really wants the money for (considering he's still begging for money - despite having the money to pay for the food he said they desperately needed). It makes very hard to sympathize with his supposed plight when he's still e-begging, even after people have already covered the (supposed) immediate emergency.
 
Something similar happened to a friend of mine some time back; it's what convinced him never to donate to homeless people saying they need money for food. If they refuse to accept a food donation; they want the money for something else - and why enable that? You're not helping the individual if your money is going towards supporting their vice and not what they claim it's for.

It's the same in CWC's situation. I wonder how annoyed he was when he received gift cards (to ensure the money was spent on groceries) and not cash money that he could use on whatever he really wants the money for (considering he's still begging for money - despite having the money to pay for the food he said they desperately needed). It makes very hard to sympathize with his supposed plight when he's still e-begging, even after people have already covered the (supposed) immediate emergency.

If someone gives you a $50 gift card for a grocery store, that means you have $50 more that you can spend on something else
 
Like if he's legit poor, he'd eat food if you sent it to him. And then he'd spergily bitch about it, because he has no social skills. Like it'd be a backhanded compliment like "hm, yeh, we are really grateful for your pizza, tanks! BUT I WOULD PREFER HEALTHY VEGETABLES NEXT TIME THANK YOU PLEASE"

It's like how he always would criticize people's fanart, even if it's leagues above his skill.

Though I'm sure Chris' views on healthy living is just as skewed as his normal views, like putting tuna on a chili cheese dog.
 
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