Containment What If?

What if Barb secretly works in Lego's marketing department and is personally assigned to keep one of the company's most valuable customers?
 
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What if Chris and Sonichu switched places and Sonichu was forced to live with Bob and Barb while Chris- well you can guess.
 
What if Chris shifted gears, got off his lazy ass (bear with me here), and instead of focusing all power on getting bottom surgery, he got his issues with his sphincter fixed so he doesn't shit himself so much?
 
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Mr. 0 said:
What if Chris shifted gears, got off his lazy ass (bear with me here), and instead of focusing all power on getting bottom surgery, he got his issues with his sphincter fixed so he doesn't shit himself so much?
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I'm not sure if Chris even thinks about a gender-change surgery anymore, if he ever seriously did. Despite what Marvin insists, I really don't think Chris has dysphoria. Yes, he's incredibly confused and fucked up, and maybe he likes to physically fuck himself up when he's especially drunk, but dysphoria isn't something he has. And unlike Philthy, Chris seems to not be so keen about fucking his body up, even when he's sober.
 
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The Fool said:
I'm not sure if Chris even thinks about a gender-change surgery anymore, if he ever seriously did. Despite what Marvin insists, I really don't think Chris has dysphoria. Yes, he's incredibly confused and fucked up, and maybe he likes to physically fuck himself up when he's especially drunk, but dysphoria isn't something he has. And unlike Philthy, Chris seems to not be so keen about fucking his body up, even when he's sober.
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I'm not saying he has dysphoria, nor did I ever think he had it. What I am saying is that one of Chris's biggest issues, despite all the jokes about it, seems to have slipped under the radar completely, like how shit slips out of his ass.

What we need is a return to making Chris shit himself and making fun of him for shitting himself. Preferably done while he's livestreaming.
 
The Fool said:
I'm not sure if Chris even thinks about a gender-change surgery anymore, if he ever seriously did. Despite what Marvin insists, I really don't think Chris has dysphoria. Yes, he's incredibly confused and fucked up, and maybe he likes to physically fuck himself up when he's especially drunk, but dysphoria isn't something he has. And unlike Philthy, Chris seems to not be so keen about fucking his body up, even when he's sober.
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So to clarify, I don't claim that Chris does or does not have gender dysphoria. I claim that:
  1. his gender issues are real, he's not making anything up to get laid. he's legitimately fucked up somehow. (And that might be gender dysphoria, or it might be just that Chris needs some therapy, and he's just otherwise some fat girly dude. Who knows?)
  2. Autism is a thing. Gender dysphoria is a thing. I don't see why someone couldn't have both at the time time. I think people are inclined to prematurely dismiss Chris' claims because they think he's fucking around, because he's weird.

    Chris really hates his genitals. Even when he's sober. He's done awkward, uncomfortable shit to them in an effort to hide them. Like his reverse strap on. I think it's worth considering. For a significant period of time, he just bitched about his genitals a lot. It was weird.

    Really, the only person qualified to say either way would be an actual shrink talking to Chris IRL. Not armchair shrinks over the internet, reading the (admittedly hilarious) biased stuff we put on the cwcki.

    That's my whole point. There's something fucky going on in Chris' head, and I think it's difficult for us to make an evaluation from the internet.
And apparently a shrink thought Chris was fucked up enough to sign off on him getting tranny pills. But who knows, maybe it's a dangerous career move for a shrink to "gatekeep" nowadays. I wouldn't be surprised.

Trannies today are modern lysenkoism.
 
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Marvin said:
And apparently a shrink thought Chris was fucked up enough to sign off on him getting tranny pills. But who knows, maybe it's a dangerous career move for a shrink to "gatekeep" nowadays. I wouldn't be surprised.
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I'm still not convinced that was on the up-and-up. Are you sure this person was qualified and had the proper experience with this type of stuff? And (this is the important part) wasn't one of those assholes who inject identity politics into their work (which in this field is dangerous, as the decline of our society has shown us)?
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What if every person who looked at Chris turned to stone shit themselves and did nothing for the rest of their life?
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FTFY
 
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Mr. 0 said:
What if Chris shifted gears, got off his lazy ass (bear with me here), and instead of focusing all power on getting bottom surgery, he got his issues with his sphincter fixed so he doesn't shit himself so much?
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Since when was the pants shitting a physical issue?
 
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