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Clop said:
Oh man, that Amity troll.. "Rather see him play Oblivion or Morrowind"

Morrowind would eat Phil alive. It's the last Elder Scrolls without a shitty compass to ruin half the immersion of the world. Phil would actually have to read basic directions off of a logbook. And the game does not have autosaving, so he'd be raging at the rats in the lady's house when they nibble him dead and he has to start all the way from the beginning.
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He wouldn't even be able to find the main quest let alone be able to even hit anything (you know he'd run everywhere and drain all his stamina and build a mage and wonder why he can't fight with a sword).
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
He wouldn't even be able to find the main quest let alone be able to even hit anything (you know he'd run everywhere and drain all his stamina and build a mage and wonder why he can't fight with a sword).
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Here's how Phil's Morrowind run would go.

1. He'd start by trying to steal the limeware from the census office, but have it taken away because he doesn't know the trick to keep it.
2. Complain about how slow he runs
3. Die to a mudcrab or a scrib after missing every single attack due to having an empty stamina bar and probably using a weapon he has as a misc skill. If fighting a scrib, complain about being paralyzed.
4. Get lost his first time trying Almsivi Intervention or Divine Intervention
5a. Have stream chat tell him about the Boots of Blinding Speed, but have his screen go dark because he didn't get 100% resist magicka before putting them on (he'll have some).
5b. Have stream chat tell him about the Boots of Blinding Speed, but he can't wear them because stream chat told him to pick a beast race.
6. Hit the rat lady when attempting the first fighters guild quest.
7. Have stream chat tell him about Creeper and how he can steal the orcish armor near him without a bounty.
8. Every spell fails because his stamina bar is still empty.
9. tl;dr the dialogue, especially if attempting the main quest.
10. He'll probably have Tribunal installed, so he'll get destroyed by the Dark Brotherhood the first time he encounters them.
11. "Where's your uniform?" after he drops Imperial Legion armor due to encumbrance.
12. And finally, the run ends with this message proudly displayed: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
 
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A Witty Name said:
Here's how Phil's Morrowind run would go.

1. He'd start by trying to steal the limeware from the census office, but have it taken away because he doesn't know the trick to keep it.
2. Complain about how slow he runs
3. Die to a mudcrab or a scrib after missing every single attack due to having an empty stamina bar and probably using a weapon he has as a misc skill. If fighting a scrib, complain about being paralyzed.
4. Get lost his first time trying Almsivi Intervention or Divine Intervention
5a. Have stream chat tell him about the Boots of Blinding Speed, but have his screen go dark because he didn't get 100% resist magicka before putting them on (he'll have some).
5b. Have stream chat tell him about the Boots of Blinding Speed, but he can't wear them because stream chat told him to pick a beast race.
6. Hit the rat lady when attempting the first fighters guild quest.
7. Have stream chat tell him about Creeper and how he can steal the orcish armor near him without a bounty.
8. Every spell fails because his stamina bar is still empty.
9. tl;dr the dialogue, especially if attempting the main quest.
10. He'll probably have Tribunal installed, so he'll get destroyed by the Dark Brotherhood the first time he encounters them.
11. "Where's your uniform?" after he drops Imperial Legion armor due to encumbrance.
12. And finally, the run ends with this message proudly displayed: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
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Don't forget step 13, go "Aw come on!" bust out his usual excuses and rage quit
 
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A Witty Name said:
Here's how Phil's Morrowind run would go.

1. He'd start by trying to steal the limeware from the census office, but have it taken away because he doesn't know the trick to keep it.
2. Complain about how slow he runs
3. Die to a mudcrab or a scrib after missing every single attack due to having an empty stamina bar and probably using a weapon he has as a misc skill. If fighting a scrib, complain about being paralyzed.
4. Get lost his first time trying Almsivi Intervention or Divine Intervention
5a. Have stream chat tell him about the Boots of Blinding Speed, but have his screen go dark because he didn't get 100% resist magicka before putting them on (he'll have some).
5b. Have stream chat tell him about the Boots of Blinding Speed, but he can't wear them because stream chat told him to pick a beast race.
6. Hit the rat lady when attempting the first fighters guild quest.
7. Have stream chat tell him about Creeper and how he can steal the orcish armor near him without a bounty.
8. Every spell fails because his stamina bar is still empty.
9. tl;dr the dialogue, especially if attempting the main quest.
10. He'll probably have Tribunal installed, so he'll get destroyed by the Dark Brotherhood the first time he encounters them.
11. "Where's your uniform?" after he drops Imperial Legion armor due to encumbrance.
12. And finally, the run ends with this message proudly displayed: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
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"Dood, these graphics suck ass *SNORT*"

15 minutes of the playthrough will be spent trying to pronounce "Nerevarine".
 
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I finally caught a screengrab of Twitch's viewer count bug as it's effecting Phil. He's currenly doing his pre-stream for 382 viewers. My Followed Channels bar show this:

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(Apologies @SoapQueen1 if this belongs in the 'Low Quality Posts' thread).
 
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Forgive me if this is common knowledge, but I went into his stream for a laugh and found out his chat is in sub only mode. Is this usually a thing for him? Also ChrisG, an FGC legend for Marvel, is getting double his views.
 
Corypheus said:
Forgive me if this is common knowledge, but I went into his stream for a laugh and found out his chat is in sub only mode. Is this usually a thing for him? Also ChrisG, an FGC legend for Marvel, is getting double his views.
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Are you sure it was sub mode and not follower mode?
 
Tune in for five seconds, here's my experience:
"MASH DRAGON" shouted exceptionally over and over again at the end of a match, gets into his next match, he mashes poke attacks for a good minute

Quality Khantent as always Phil.
 
Haunter said:
I finally caught a screengrab of Twitch's viewer count bug as it's effecting Phil. He's currenly doing his pre-stream for 382 viewers. My Followed Channels bar show this:

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(Apologies @SoapQueen1 if this belongs in the 'Low Quality Posts' thread).
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That's fine, it's new information. It's weird that it shows 0 viewers in that panel even though he has almost 400 on his page.
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Tevin's chat is moving pretty quick.
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The YouTube chat is different than his Twitch chat, for anyone who hasn't seen both. A lot more people show up in the YouTube chat and they're more talkative. I looked into the Twitch chat lines per day comparison between DSP vs Tevin and found that DSP gets more chat traffic, but that's not really a fair comparison because DSP streams for more time each day. The few times I've seen both side by side I think Tevin's Twitch chat probably gets more traffic while he's live than DSP's chat does.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
ITS TIME for more of the exact same shit game he's been playing on Switch except now it's on PS4.

Don't fool yourself and think he'll play anything but the ship version he likes best.
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I've heard that the netcode is really bad on PS4 right now.
 
Yesterday he won against Soma with ease. Yes, the real Soma.
But then the next opponent played a quite good Ken and Phil admitted his own awful play.
Suddenly the moves won't come out and he couldn't parry without reason. Unearned win, dood. And the Ken "wasn't even good". Chat disagreed. The sodium tank was filled.

Next match was legit awful lag, not kidding, it was like 2 FPS. Phil said nothing (well, it spoke for itself).

Just a small story to think about.
 
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So memorial day and he says he will be buying hot dogs for an all american meal, then he flipped it and says no no kat is eating the hotdogs and fries, so that leaves him eating?
 
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