"I've been really struggling to find a career that fits me..."
That's because there is no career that will let you be a chronically late, lazy, whiny, immature, overstuffed trash bag, with a victim complex and fucked priorities. Finding "a career that fits you" is for people with actual skills, talents, and training, and who inspire trust and confidence in potential employers.
So no, you don't get to have a career, Richard. Instead, you're stuck with jobs. Jobs--low-paid, lacking benefits and security, and from which you can easily be fired because you're a replaceable cog in the machine--are all that is available to you, because whatever you do have to offer is so egregiously offset by your personal failings.