Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

I think you're right. Dobson is too insufferable to have friends in the true, actual, or IRL sense. His "friends" are all on the Internet. He refers to LGBTQMOUSE as "friends," but they don't know he even exists. He doesn't have friends.
Now I want someone to draw Tom Preston telling Andrew Dobson that he has no friends and nobody likes him. You know, like that scene from Two Towers, just with Dobson.
 
Dobson, you dummy bear, you're not making money off of "going viral" because it's not your art spreading your political comics, it's the relevant hot takes. No one cares about the artistic content, just whether they want to nod their head and agreement or not and argue whether ICE is LITERALLY NAZIS.

When your actual artistic ability gets you attention, that's how you profit because you spin it into Patreon subscriptions or commissions.
 
His bitching that he can't convert this into money is a real hoot. I went back and looked, and the comic doesn't even list his website or Patreon link or anything. How exactly is he supposed to monetize this..?
You’re supposed to beg him for the links to further stroke his ego. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was legitimately waiting for someone to ask him for them.
 
When your actual artistic ability gets you attention, that's how you profit because you spin it into Patreon subscriptions or commissions.

Which, as we know, he won't actually do. The moment he was actually obliged to do anything to earn that money, it would become work, and he simply refuses to work.

If he were a little smarter and a little more honest, he'd just set his Patreon to "tip jar" mode. No tiers, no rewards, just donate what you want to help support him. But since all his "friends" do reward tiers, he has to do reward tiers, and I also think on some level he knows perfectly well that no one actually wants to pay him just to be him. (Which is part of why he's so angry all the time, he really believes he deserves to be paid just for being him.)
 
You know, I'm half-convinced that I should make a short online graphic novel, entitled "The Fake Ally." And it would be all about a fat narcissist who makes crappy comics that pander to SJWs and his own perverted fetishes, and can't understand why he isn't making money from his comics. Now, that would be funny, yes, even though it would be a lot of work. But I can't help but think that the irony would be if it made more money than Dobson ever has for his shit. BONUS: Imagine ads for it plastered all over FB and Twitter, where Dobson and his "friends" would be sure to see them, and tempted to check it out. Tagline: "He claimed to be a friend of social justice, but he was only in it for himself."
 
You know, I'm half-convinced that I should make a short online graphic novel, entitled "The Fake Ally." And it would be all about a fat narcissist who makes crappy comics that pander to SJWs and his own perverted fetishes, and can't understand why he isn't making money from his comics. Now, that would be funny, yes, even though it would be a lot of work. But I can't help but think that the irony would be if it made more money than Dobson ever has for his shit. BONUS: Imagine ads for it plastered all over FB and Twitter, where Dobson and his "friends" would be sure to see them, and tempted to check it out. Tagline: "He claimed to be a friend of social justice, but he was only in it for himself."

I'd say go for it. You could always make a Patreon for it, that way any success it brought you would have something even more tangible to compare against Dobson. It wouldn't exactly be hard for you to surpass him, you'd only need about thirty people willing to donate a buck apiece for a page per month to surpass him completely.
 
His bitching that he can't convert this into money is a real hoot. I went back and looked, and the comic doesn't even list his website or Patreon link or anything. How exactly is he supposed to monetize this..?
sounds like two features on a "The Beta Dobson vs. The Chad Owlturd" meme.
 
Which, as we know, he won't actually do. The moment he was actually obliged to do anything to earn that money, it would become work, and he simply refuses to work.

If he were a little smarter and a little more honest, he'd just set his Patreon to "tip jar" mode. No tiers, no rewards, just donate what you want to help support him. But since all his "friends" do reward tiers, he has to do reward tiers, and I also think on some level he knows perfectly well that no one actually wants to pay him just to be him. (Which is part of why he's so angry all the time, he really believes he deserves to be paid just for being him.)
Dobson's basically a lapdog. He has no mind of his own, but he follows the orders of people he likes.
 
Dobson just posted some comics on Patreon and I think my brain might have liquified a bit.
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Dobson, you dummy bear, you're not making money off of "going viral" because it's not your art spreading your political comics, it's the relevant hot takes. No one cares about the artistic content, just whether they want to nod their head and agreement or not and argue whether ICE is LITERALLY NAZIS.

When your actual artistic ability gets you attention, that's how you profit because you spin it into Patreon subscriptions or commissions.
If he kept making these comics which get him attention he might make money eventually, maybe there's a niche for a social justice equivalent of Ben Garrison?

Dobson's comics would need to be more visually interesting though.
 
Dobson is so exceptional that he thinks his comic went viral for the right reasons.

For a moment, he struck a spark and people liked what he was doing.

But he didn't get that once that happens, other people won't like what you are doing and they will bitch about it, and in typical Internet fashion, you will get death threats and dumbshittery.

I have lost count of the number of "death threats" I've gotten over the years, because who cares? None of these fucking people even know who you are and none of them are going to kill you. I get fucking sick of people whining about these. Who the fuck hasn't gotten death threats? Anyone who is actually going to kill you just does that.
 
For a moment, he struck a spark and people liked what he was doing.

But he didn't get that once that happens, other people won't like what you are doing and they will bitch about it, and in typical Internet fashion, you will get death threats and dumbshittery.

I have lost count of the number of "death threats" I've gotten over the years, because who cares? None of these fucking people even know who you are and none of them are going to kill you. I get fucking sick of people whining about these. Who the fuck hasn't gotten death threats? Anyone who is actually going to kill you just does that.

He also doesn't understand that the audience for his social justice strawman comics are mostly college students and full time "activists." Know what all these people have in common? They don't have any money and especially any money for stupid shit like webcomics. Hell half of them are overt communists anyway.
 
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