DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LordAutismo]

I believe fgc vets like maximilliondood have confirmed that the games are at a speed faster than the originals. However most will adapt and still play well while Phil will just use it as another excuse.

I don't personally believe in paying 50 bucks for this mess anyways. Most of the games are irrevilant. No cares about SF1 and most of the versions of SF2 have aged terribly. You can get the alpha anthology for ps2 off of amazon for $20 new still(includes A2 Gold, A3 upper and pocket fighter). The online edition of 3rd strike has all sorts of modes and options. NG and DI serve no purpose other then just to see how weak the roster was leading up to 3rd Strike and even then the roster is pretty shitty. SSF2 HD remix, despite the shitty anime graphics, is a solid version of Turbo that Phil so desperately wants. They patched USF4 on ps4 so it runs better and it's dirt cheap on all systems anyways.

I understand that it's nice to have all the games under one umbrella but this was obviously thrown together half-assedly by a company that no longer cares about it's fans. The online was a big factor for people too and they still couldn't get it right.

All I am saying is that this collection wasn't developed in house, it was contracted out.

That being said, not only is the speed fucked up, but so is the training mode. I can't say I am surprised. Those little challenge modes in the first Mega Man Collection were pretty bad. You could skip the Bubbleman and Heatman fights by jumping against the door you spawned in from. People should have seen this coming.

 

[ZehnBoat]

You should never pity someone. Pity preserves their ineptitude and encourages it to go on. He should be mocked but insulting him through his streams or trying to fuck with him will just embolden his sycophants to spite us. It's better to just laugh and be amused from the sidelines.

pity helps those who think they have been left behind

phil wasn't left behind, he leaves others behind when they stop being useful.
maybe he was different 10 years ago when he still had friends, but now other people just exist to carry him around.

i do wonder if his assholeish behavior always existed but he hid it because he HAD to, or if all the isolation is getting to him.

The focus will be teaching his viewers the way the game has evolved over it's editions with special attention paid to mechanics.

guy couldn't even find the uk on a map and wants to teach people

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I can't really blame Phil here, it's not his fault that his fans are so exceptional that they actually believe him when he says he's broke.

His fans and the me

Just on the topic of Phil doing a ''History of Street Fighter" event thing.

His current plan is to play the games in a row over multiple sessions. Instead of playing online he'll be playing Normal bots. I'm not sure how the games are set up but presumably he'll either be playing through with one character each or multiple times to show multiple characters. The focus will be teaching his viewers the way the game has evolved over it's editions with special attention paid to mechanics.

This is in ADDITION to the Hard Mode playthrough he's doing as a sub reward. This means Phil is planning on playing through the entirely of SF bot matches twice at the minimum.

He will only play LTG if the lobbies are 'fixed'.

He currently has no plans to play any of the SF Collection online against randoms or on the ladder going forward. Instead non-singleplayer SF segments will be filled by the Crew 2 beta and H1Z1.

this shit is so sad, less than a week and he’s fucking afraid to play people online to the point he’s going to attempt to play arcade mode with every character in every version to “teach” his viewers. The lengths he goes to protect is pride.

 

[DiabeticSP]

His fans and the me

this shit is so sad, less than a week and he’s fucking afraid to play people online to the point he’s going to attempt to play arcade mode with every character in every version to “teach” his viewers. The lengths he goes to protect is pride.

My favorite part of it all was as he went in a long winded explanation of this idea, OKAY, his chat was just spamming sleepy faces and begging him for more online play.

He even dropped a couple ''shut the fuck ups" when people cheered him about not liking the idea.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

My favorite part of it all was as he went in a long winded explanation of this idea, OKAY, his chat was just spamming sleepy faces and begging him for more online play.

He even dropped a couple ''shut the fuck ups" when people cheered him about not liking the idea.

Oh this train wreck of an idea won’t last probably half a session. Dave’s fans aren’t all there in the head but even the majority of them aren’t gonna sit around and toss pennies at someone playing arcade mode multiple days. Unless swagginz goes on a splerg and tricks dave into thinking the chat was contributing and hyped, he'll catch on quick prople wanna see him get bodied

 

[Madmartigan]

In regards to Phil's (supposed) financial woes, has he at any point acknowledged things getting better since Kat started working full time? I'm assuming probably not, but it's possible I've missed something.
Wasn't Phil's whole "justification" for spending thousands of dollars of paypig slop money flying in Kat several times, wining and dining her, and moving her in that things would get better in the long term once she started working?
Even if she has a low paying job and is only bringing in 25K a year or something like that, it's that still puts him in a better financial situation than he was when he was living alone. Yet, the picture he seems to paint is that things are as dire as ever.

 

[James Smith]

Even if she has a low paying job and is only bringing in 25K a year or something like that, it's that still puts him in a better financial situation than he was when he was living alone. Yet, the picture he seems to paint is that things are as dire as ever.

He also didn't complain about losing the income from Leanna's job until months later when he started shit talking her.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

In regards to Phil's (supposed) financial woes, has he at any point acknowledged things getting better since Kat started working full time? I'm assuming probably not, but it's possible I've missed something.
Wasn't Phil's whole "justification" for spending thousands of dollars of paypig slop money flying in Kat several times, wining and dining her, and moving her in that things would get better in the long term once she started working?
Even if she has a low paying job and is only bringing in 25K a year or something like that, it's that still puts him in a better financial situation than he was when he was living alone. Yet, the picture he seems to paint is that things are as dire as ever.

I’m not a grandmaster of DSP lore like some, but I’m pretty sure he’s made subtle remarks about kat having her own financial responsibilities, going as far as to hint at her own debt. So it was probably more standard dsp bull.

 

[actually]

Looks like Phil might be back in good standing somehow with Twitch, as he's added new emotes that Popsicolo posted on the forums about 36 hours ago. Unless Twitch did a speedy approval, Phil's able to add emotes at will now.

 

[LordAutismo]

If Phil wants to bore his child fans by playing arcade mode, why doesn't he just download all the Neo Geo fighters while he is at it? Fatal Fury Special, Karnov's Revenge, Samurai Shodown, all $7 a piece and would all hand Phil a new asshole. I mean, if you're going to be stupid and try and show off your fighting game cred *scoff*, why not go all the way with it? Phil has done dumber things with his money.

 

[Phalanx]

In regards to Phil's (supposed) financial woes, has he at any point acknowledged things getting better since Kat started working full time? I'm assuming probably not, but it's possible I've missed something.
Wasn't Phil's whole "justification" for spending thousands of dollars of paypig slop money flying in Kat several times, wining and dining her, and moving her in that things would get better in the long term once she started working?
Even if she has a low paying job and is only bringing in 25K a year or something like that, it's that still puts him in a better financial situation than he was when he was living alone. Yet, the picture he seems to paint is that things are as dire as ever.

Heya, in fact the opposite as SoapQueen said he has basically said Kat's finances are hers as she as her own "problems". This however is a contradiction as in January when he announced soulmaid was landing he stated in multiple pre streams etc that she will be helping with the bills. So most likely Kat said NOPE and bitch slapped Phil. This is also most likely the case as Phil is the bitch in relationships as Leanne actually had quite a lot of control over him with her pussy powers.

As for Twitch and good standing this saddens me as I live stream there and it makes them no better than youtube. Phil is kind of a problem in a way as he has multiple times violated rules and has an incredibly toxic channel/fanbase. If you don't cleanse the wound it will fester and other channels could adopt his mentality. I know I am being quite dramatic but Twitch fucked up on this one and multiple Twitch partners are not happy he is there. It must be a by association schtick though.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

The focus will be teaching his viewers the way the game has evolved over it's editions with special attention paid to mechanics.

He says that, but I'm pretty sure before long the focus will actually be "here's why I'm the greatest at all these games". No way this doesn't descend into Phil sucking his own dick for hours on end.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Just on the topic of Phil doing a ''History of Street Fighter" event thing.

His current plan is to play the games in a row over multiple sessions. Instead of playing online he'll be playing Normal bots. I'm not sure how the games are set up but presumably he'll either be playing through with one character each or multiple times to show multiple characters. The focus will be teaching his viewers the way the game has evolved over it's editions with special attention paid to mechanics.

This is in ADDITION to the Hard Mode playthrough he's doing as a sub reward. This means Phil is planning on playing through the entirely of SF bot matches twice at the minimum.

He will only play LTG if the lobbies are 'fixed'.

He currently has no plans to play any of the SF Collection online against randoms or on the ladder going forward. Instead non-singleplayer SF segments will be filled by the Crew 2 beta and H1Z1.

Did that one Ryu player traumatize him that much?

 

[Osaka Boss]

Just claimed while answering if he would join a gamer clan that he has always been an "island" talking only realities that ppl don't like to hear.

Yeah, Phil. You are right, everyone is a shill but you, the real talk dude.

This is why you cowarded after being called out by most of your twitch "neighbors" during State of Decay stuff.

DSP, please never change.

 

[OneDaySon]

Phil was liking SF30 a lot, then he started losing, so now he doesn't like it anymore. His current comments on Super Turbo in SF30 is pretty funny. He says that the Super Turbo in SF30 is a bad port of the arcade version, and so people are now "BAHDYING" him online because of that and he says they're not legit wins as they're just taking advantage of the broken port. Which if you know your DSP lore is pretty damn funny.

I hope during his history stream he'll start talking about his 4th place win during EVO. I also hope its while he's playing this broken ported Super Turbo that's giving people unfair advantages, for that extra irony.

 

[LordAutismo]

Phil was liking SF30 a lot, then he started losing, so now he doesn't like it anymore. His current comments on Super Turbo in SF30 is pretty funny. He says that the Super Turbo in SF30 is a bad port of the arcade version, and so people are now "BAHDYING" him online because of that and he says they're not legit wins as they're just taking advantage of the broken port. Which if you know your DSP lore is pretty damn funny.

I hope during his history stream he'll start talking about his 4th place win during EVO. I also hope its while he's playing this broken ported Super Turbo that's giving people unfair advantages, for that extra irony.

I laughed so hard at that I legitimately couldn't breathe and nearly passed out.

Broken port. Not legitimate. Fucking LOL

Seriously, where that interview Phil gave defending himself when he played that PS1 port saying that the other players that were complaining had no respect and should man up?

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Euthanasia is illegal, yet this DSP history lesson stream, where he does nothing but spam dragon punch and hadouken at the AI, is perfectly legal. Everything that's wrong with the west tbh

 

[Forbidden Math]

This stream seems so boring, he's an old man telling stories no one gives a fuck about.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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LTG is most likely gonna ignore him, might get some decent salt from it.

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I was wrong!
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If the speds fight, my fake money is on Dale.

So if he appears on Twitch through someone else's stream, wouldn't the streamer be liable for letting a banned user feature on their channel? Or am I just talking pure pish?

Maybe? LTG goes to tourneys and Twitch doesn’t give those shit as far as I know. Granted, the thing Phil is trying to do is a bit more intimate.

 

[actually]

Popped into the stream and caught Phil getting bodied by CPU Zangief on NORMAL difficulty. This stream is educational as fuck.


EDIT: We have a "COULDN'T BLAWK". On normal difficulty against the CPU. This is the best stream.