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What will happen at E3 2018


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A bunch of Ubisoft and EA stuff I don't give a shit about that will hog all the press attention. Bioware will talk about their new Destiny clone and show some video of all the polygons in character's faces or some new tech they used that no one cares about.

Nothing about Kojima's new game
Nothing about the From Software project
KH3 gameplay or announcement maybe because that seems like a reasonable expectation at this point (won't happen).


Also Emily Rogers is a stupid lying cunt and there won't be a pokemon reveal at the end of May or anything at E3.

I'm pretty sure Nintendo will announce a new entry to the autistic weeb wank-fest known as Fire Emblem, because they think that anyone other than autistic weebs give a shit about it.
I tried watching these conferences multiple times, and every single time I keep asking myself "why the fuck do people watch this shit?".
E3 is only good for when it shows the occasional non-shit like Samus Returns.
I love Fire Emblem but agree with you. The series has always had an autistic fanbase even before it went waifu simulator. The autism was very different though. You had people sperging out every who was better, optimal pairups, resetting for only the best level ups and if Jeigan units were either the worst thing ever or amazing.

You have that now but its completely overshadowed by the shipping stuff.
 
I predict Ubisoft will show pretentious crap, Microsoft conference will be based around a gimmick, Bethesda still pushing Skyrim and sweet little lies, EA to push the same crap as every single years, Nintendo to focus too much on Smash Bros and Sony to either announce the PS5 or to push kickstarted stuff.
 
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That's a given though interesting they chose now to do a reveal trailer and not wait until E3. Almost like Bethesda isn't banking on this dumb hype conference anymore.
They announced Fallout 4 before E3, but they showed off a bunch of footage for it at their conference and the Xbox conference. Expect the same to happen with Fallout 76.

Oh, and Assassin's Creed Odyssey has been announced, and will be at E3. As a fan of the series and Origins, this E3 just became a lot more interesting.
 
They announced Fallout 4 before E3, but they showed off a bunch of footage for it at their conference and the Xbox conference. Expect the same to happen with Fallout 76.

Oh, and Assassin's Creed Odyssey has been announced, and will be at E3. As a fan of the series and Origins, this E3 just became a lot more interesting.
I hope it has a balloon mode.
 
That's a given though interesting they chose now to do a reveal trailer and not wait until E3. Almost like Bethesda isn't banking on this dumb hype conference anymore.
They are creating hype before E3 to try to dominate the headlines going in. There's less competition with other devs for hype these two weeks before hand then there will be during the event or immediately after. It's still banking on the E3 spectacle, it's just a more cutthroat approach.
 
They announced Fallout 4 before E3, but they showed off a bunch of footage for it at their conference and the Xbox conference. Expect the same to happen with Fallout 76.

Oh, and Assassin's Creed Odyssey has been announced, and will be at E3. As a fan of the series and Origins, this E3 just became a lot more interesting.

I haven't given a shit about AC in a long time but one set in Ancient Greece legitimately has my interest.
 
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It would be a fucking miracle for the characters I want in SSB to actually be allowed to be used by Nintendo for SSB.
I just want Phoenix Wright in for fuck sake. He's pretty strongly associated with Nintendo, he's been in fighting games before, Goddommot Sakurai just do it you giant chink fuckfag.
 
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I haven't given a shit about AC in a long time but one set in Ancient Greece legitimately has my interest.
I only have played two ACs, and I only enjoyed Black Flag, but if they ended doing ancient Greece and somehow shoving Diogenes in with Team Assassin somehow I would consider it a must buy.

Unfortunately, even if Diogenes was a character Ubisoft would manage to pussify him but not making him jerk off in public and shit in the streets. So maybe it's for the best they don't.
 
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You know what would really make this E3 for me? A remake of Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie in the vein of the Crash Bandicoot Nsane Trilogy to celebrate the series' 20th anniversary. Really, if fucking Bubsy the Bobcat can make a comeback, is B-K really that much of a stretch?
 
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I'm probably most looking forward to Sony's conference, since Ghost of Tsushima, The Last of Us Part II, and Spider-Man have all had my interest for a while.

And I know it won't happen, but part of me hopes to hell we get something regarding Red Dead Redemption II.
 
It would be a fucking miracle for the characters I want in SSB to actually be allowed to be used by Nintendo for SSB.
Most likely, with Smash Bros., they're just going to demonstrate the character from that overrated squid game, and every other info is just there as an afterthought.
 
Still expectin Nintendo to announce Smash 5 for this year on September so they can combo chain it with their Online service launch.
 
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You know what would really make this E3 for me? A remake of Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie in the vein of the Crash Bandicoot Nsane Trilogy to celebrate the series' 20th anniversary. Really, if fucking Bubsy the Bobcat can make a comeback, is B-K really that much of a stretch?
I mean, They already have great ports on the Xbox 360 / Xbox One that run better than the n64 versions. I mean one could hope for a true Banjo-Threeie, but I wouldn't hold my breathe.
 
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