Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I find it hard to keep up with Jake. He makes so many face-palmingly stupid posts in a short space of time that I don't even know where to begin. I'll read his first tweet and want to say something, but then he'll say something asinine on a different topic and I want to correct him on that, and by the time I've got to his eighth tweet there's just so much to say that I've got an essay's worth of criticism and I just can't be arsed. It's like the sheer volume of his idiocy makes him immune.

I feel exactly the same. His first few tweets seem like it can corrected, just hammer out the dents and bend it into place so to say, then there's the next one that points all over the place and another and another and at the end of the day you have this, Jake's twitter output and mental congruity summed up as a picture from a video game:

(the only one I found when googling "glitchy polygon mess", it's supposed to be a robot)

 

[Done]

I think Nora is at essentially rock bottom. I’m just waiting for her to commit suicide. I see that as the inevitable conclusion to her life.
Jake is interesting because I don’t think he has an endgame. I think eventually he’s going to step on the toes of someone who will expose him as the fraud he is. And that’s what interests me, what happens when Jake crosses a SJW that outs him as the dirt white male he is?

It's because Nora's life has no real tension to it, there's no high stakes to watch her for, she's like an old TV show that should have ended years ago, but with spin-offs that still have lots of creative potential.

Meanwhile, Jake still has his endless thirstquest, he still has a secret to protect, and he still has to get his vengeance on us, Zoe Quinn and Randi Harper, those are all worthwhile plotlines to watch.

 

[Swampgas]

Looks like Jake went to bed maybe around 3 AM, woke up around 1 PM, stayed on Twitter for what looks like at least 8 hours minimum total, with continued use spread over the course of 15 hours.

"This field does not pay as tremendously well as you might think" as If Jake "$20,000-$30,000+ debt from self publishing makeshift insulation" Alley knows what the "field" pays like.
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Jake linked his "correctively raped by lesbians" fantasy yet again.
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Cow crossover. Jake, who is not transgender and does not even believe GID exists and has no reason to 'transition,' wasn't planning to change his name from Jacob/Jake Lawrence because those would just be "weirdly masculine sounding names." RRREEEEbecca does not even appear to be talking about changing her actual name, just her stupid Twitter handle.
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If Jake got a job he could go to GenCon, of course he'd rather sit on Twitter whining that he "can't afford to go" instead.
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"Thanks Google for trying to radicalize my son."
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No like, no response.
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"Back when we were friends"
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After sperging out for a few hours he randomly tries to ebeg.
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Cow crossover with Kyle Garrett and Aaron Simpson. Jake claims an actor is a "chaser" for wanting to "play a woman at some point in his career."
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Jake claims someone who was "banned for life from [Twitter] for" (with nothing after the "for") has "come back on an alt to make violent threats." In typical Jake fashion there is absolutely no context as to who this is supposed to be, and for someone who slaved away (for free) as part of CHELSAY's "Twitter safety partner" scam, you would think he would know how to report an account for ban evasion.
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Cow crossover.
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"work schedule"
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So many trans women are "gay for girls" because they are straight men. Mystery solved

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So many trans women are "gay for girls" because they are straight men. Mystery solved

I wonder if there is some correlation between troonism and erectile dysfunction prior to the taking of T-blockers and the like?

 

[Next Task]

charisma 6

Seems high. I'd put him in the negatives, myself - I think he's a charisma black hole.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Seems high. I'd put him in the negatives, myself - I think he's a charisma black hole.

fair enough. I figured all of the stats would be negatives with maybe a single positive stat here or there. I made intelligence the only positive stat due to Jake being a gamer who did put together a pair of games in the past and knew how to use the internet on a extensive basis. It was either that or constitutition with how often he stays up late and crashes into slumber

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Seems high. I'd put him in the negatives, myself - I think he's a charisma black hole.

Jake himself certainly seems to think so, judging by how dangerous he claims his hometown is and how rarely he waddles forth from his gnome hole. According to page 7 of 1st edition AD&D Legends & Lore, "The reaction of the average creature to a hypothetical non-divine being with a negative charisma would be a desire to kill it immediately... Beings with negative charisma will never have henchmen of a normal nature." And indeed, Jake has no henchmen.

Edit: In order for a non-divine being to acquire negative charisma in 1st edition AD&D, they would have to be subjected to "some terrible curse or change". Being a troon would seem to qualify.

 

[Hellfire]

Looks like around 8-13+ hours of Twitter today for Jake.

If anyone calls out Jake for his lesbian rape fantasies, they are "terrible" and must be immediately blocked.


Jake continues whining about "TERFs." Anyone else noticing yon Googleshng vernacular where it's never "this Googleshng I wrote" it's always "this Googleshng of mine" or "this Googleshng here."




GRAHAM! CHELSAY! RANDI!




"a lot of the ways you phrase certain things on certain issues read to me moreso as projection of your own insecurities"

Jake claims he has "fairly bad PTSD" from Twitter and the "BIZARRE and dangerous stuff" he "legitimately" deals with.

Jake's rotten little mind is getting overwhelmed and he keeps bouncing around with his replies. He thinks GRAHAM, RANDI, and CHELSAY would want to be Twitter friends again if they ever "move past the weird anti-trans crap they're currently so deep in and start making apologies."


Jake, who is still using a Twitter profile image that he himself admitted was creepy, pretends he doesn't realize what a massive creep he comes across as.
Jake is trying to backtrack on his zoepost. Bullshit that he would have "talked to [CHELSAY[ about [promising salaries/housing/health care/book credit/etc.] in private were she speaking to [Jake] at the time," if she was he would never have said anything negative (she still isn't and look how much bootlicking he does), let alone to her digital face as it were.
He's also trying to downplay the fallout from his first zoepost despite writing a 2nd zoepost where he complained that people began wordlessly blocking him, telling him they disliked him, and made clear that he wasn't welcome places. People hated him and blocked him before it, true, but that was the last straw for many of his remaining"friends."


Jake is such a faker that someone he called a "cis dude on HRT" has "stopped identifying as female" so they aren't compared to Jake.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Looks like around 8-13+ hours of Twitter today for Jake.

If anyone calls out Jake for his lesbian rape fantasies, they are "terrible" and must be immediately blocked.
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Jake continues whining about "TERFs." Anyone else noticing yon Googleshng vernacular where it's never "this Googleshng I wrote" it's always "this Googleshng of mine" or "this Googleshng here."
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GRAHAM! CHELSAY! RANDI!
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"a lot of the ways you phrase certain things on certain issues read to me moreso as projection of your own insecurities"
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Jake claims he has "fairly bad PTSD" from Twitter and the "BIZARRE and dangerous stuff" he "legitimately" deals with.
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Jake's rotten little mind is getting overwhelmed and he keeps bouncing around with his replies. He thinks GRAHAM, RANDI, and CHELSAY would want to be Twitter friends again if they ever "move past the weird anti-trans crap they're currently so deep in and start making apologies."
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Jake, who is still using a Twitter profile image that he himself admitted was creepy, pretends he doesn't realize what a massive creep he comes across as.
Jake is trying to backtrack on his zoepost. Bullshit that he would have "talked to [CHELSAY[ about [promising salaries/housing/health care/book credit/etc.] in private were she speaking to [Jake] at the time," if she was he would never have said anything negative (she still isn't and look how much bootlicking he does), let alone to her digital face as it were.
He's also trying to downplay the fallout from his first zoepost despite writing a 2nd zoepost where he complained that people began wordlessly blocking him, telling him they disliked him, and made clear that he wasn't welcome places. People hated him and blocked him before it, true, but that was the last straw for many of his remaining"friends."
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Jake is such a faker that someone he called a "cis dude on HRT" has "stopped identifying as female" so they aren't compared to Jake.
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Notice that Jake fails to answer the charge of being hyperbolic. Jake instead replies about being "intense" as if that were raised. He also ignores the matter of calling out his dear Chelsea. Jake avoids any matter that would show him to be culpable or deficient. This is a good demonstration of how open and honest dialogue is impossible with Jake. Jake is always right because he preemptively avoids any dialogue that would show him to be wrong or blameworthy. This is why Jake's "friends" just quietly avoid him rather than tell him his shortcomings before ending the "friendship". Timid people don't want to end up on Jake Alley's or Nora Reed's enemy list, they don't want to be targeted with neurotic obsession so they too quietly distance themselves, muting them instead of un-following them.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Once again, he's all over the place, but...

1. I would like him to cite a single example of a TERF who meets the criteria he's set out there, because I don't believe there is a single person who meets those criteria. This person is a feminist, but also anti-gay, Nazi and misogynistic. This person spends their days on social media, hassling individual troons and putting out propaganda, and is somehow paid enough to make a decent living out of it. Why? Who by? Who would spend that much money for such small results? This isn't even a conspiracy theory, it's a fantasy that he's invented out of nothing more than wishful thinking. I've come across ramblings by schizophrenics that made more sense.

2. Funny how people get instantly blocked for minor transgressions on Jake's Twitter, but people who actually have some influence in the world never quite go so beyond the pale that they have to be cut off. Despite the fact that someone like Zoe or Graham has more reach and is therefore far more "dangerous" than the nebulous randoms Jake discusses above. It's almost like Jake is an unprincipled, parasitic, would-be social-climbing piece of shit who'd sell his own mother if he thought it would give him some sort of advantage.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Once again, he's all over the place, but...

1. I would like him to cite a single example of a TERF who meets the criteria he's set out there, because I don't believe there is a single person who meets those criteria. This person is a feminist, but also anti-gay, Nazi and misogynistic. This person spends their days on social media, hassling individual troons and putting out propaganda, and is somehow paid enough to make a decent living out of it. Why? Who by? Who would spend that much money for such small results? This isn't even a conspiracy theory, it's a fantasy that he's invented out of nothing more than wishful thinking. I've come across ramblings by schizophrenics that made more sense.

2. Funny how people get instantly blocked for minor transgressions on Jake's Twitter, but people who actually have some influence in the world never quite go so beyond the pale that they have to be cut off. Despite the fact that someone like Zoe or Graham has more reach and is therefore far more "dangerous" than the nebulous randoms Jake discusses above. It's almost like Jake is an unprincipled, parasitic, would-be social-climbing piece of shit who'd sell his own mother if he thought it would give him some sort of advantage.

And the thought of Jakey selling his own mother out only to lose the one person who has let him leech off of the longest brings warmth to the hearts of many kiwis

edit: Now that I think about it, Jake's mom is probably one health problem for herself away from Jake throwing her under the bus

 

[Tragi-Chan]

edit: Now that I think about it, Jake's mom is probably one health problem for herself away from Jake throwing her under the bus

The moment she’s no longer capable of heating up his tendies, she’s going in a home, and we’ll get a long post about how intolerably transphobic she was and now he’s moved out and got his own place.

Then he’ll start whining about how he needs someone to take him in because TERFs caused him not to learn about housework and utility bills.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The moment she’s no longer capable of heating up his tendies, she’s going in a home, and we’ll get a long post about how intolerably transphobic she was and now he’s moved out and got his own place.

Then he’ll start whining about how he needs someone to take him in because TERFs caused him not to learn about housework and utility bills.

And we'll get lots of laughs from his posts. Think a kiwi could adopt suicide prevention cat if Jake puts it up for adoption?

 

[galact0r]

If I lived in the US I would most definitely adopt Suicide Prevention Cat. That poor kitty has had to deal with so much of Jake's shit and deserves to live out the rest of their life in peace.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

TERFs tried to shut down Planned Parenthood?

God only knows how many nuggets of Jake's wisdom are never appreciated, buried in googleshngs nobody ever reads in full.

 

[Done]

I wonder if Suicide Prevention Cat has a gnome beard as well.. Would be kinda fitting imo.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Once again, he's all over the place, but...

1. I would like him to cite a single example of a TERF who meets the criteria he's set out there, because I don't believe there is a single person who meets those criteria. This person is a feminist, but also anti-gay, Nazi and misogynistic. This person spends their days on social media, hassling individual troons and putting out propaganda, and is somehow paid enough to make a decent living out of it. Why? Who by? Who would spend that much money for such small results? This isn't even a conspiracy theory, it's a fantasy that he's invented out of nothing more than wishful thinking. I've come across ramblings by schizophrenics that made more sense.

2. Funny how people get instantly blocked for minor transgressions on Jake's Twitter, but people who actually have some influence in the world never quite go so beyond the pale that they have to be cut off. Despite the fact that someone like Zoe or Graham has more reach and is therefore far more "dangerous" than the nebulous randoms Jake discusses above. It's almost like Jake is an unprincipled, parasitic, would-be social-climbing piece of shit who'd sell his own mother if he thought it would give him some sort of advantage.

He's created a mythology about TERFs that's as detailed and fantastical as any incel's mythological kingdom of Chads and Stacys.

Much like the incels, he does it by conflating wildly different people and situations into one ur-enemy that acts in whatever ways are most harmful to his psychology so he can explain his damage as being a result of external factors.

So like, for an incel, there's this dude "Chad," who is a rich banker dude or a doctor or something who is taking away women from the poor incel with his money, but "Chad" is also the idiot jock who only passes classes because his teachers want him to win the championship (and/or his female teachers want to sleep with him) and who steals women from the incel by being a nice-looking moron. "Chad" has a house in the suburbs, a penthouse loft in the city, he's got a virgin wife who bakes him his favorite cake on his birthday and serves it to him from her naked body, but he's also never settling down because he's promiscuously going through the entire local population of "Stacys."

Jake's putting together a pastiche of a huge cast of characters to build the ur-TERF. A few British women manage to sell opinion pieces to The New Statesman or whatever about how transgender identity is bogus, so they're the ones who have as their "sole income" writing "awful propaganda" about transgenderism. Some American Christian women's groups have teamed up to try to defund Planned Parenthood and promote "bathroom bills." Some women with online blogs have researched, named, and shamed the people who post trolly, goady garbage in their comment sections, and some of those named and shamed have turned out to be underage trans people (who swear their identity was a secret that could get them killed, even while they use online IDs easily traceable to their deadname and current preferred name). Some have used the term "power level." Some have dated men whose politics are right of center.

In Jake's mind, these aren't all individuals with individual motivation and reasoning, often from completely different groups (i.e. no British feminist has ever stood for "bathroom bills" because there hasn't been one proposed there, while no American feminist is making as a "sole source of income" articles revolving in any way around trans people). They're just one cult with the destruction of trans people, starting with Jake Alley, as their primary aim.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

The thing that just makes my head explode is "TERFs and RadFems are defunding Planned Parenthood!!!1"

Nigger what!?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Hey, stupid question, should this thread's op be updated? We've found out Jake's secret identity a long time ago and since then, he's proven to be a special kind of lolcow that could keep chugging on forever if it weren't for health problems and life

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Hey, stupid question, should this thread's op be updated? We've found out Jake's secret identity a long time ago and since then, he's proven to be a special kind of lolcow that could keep chugging on forever if it weren't for health problems and life

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