What are the Worst Movies of All Time? - The thread for discussing celluloid syphilis

It would have to be something so bad that you can't even make fun of it. So the best example would be bad comedies so everything by Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer as far as studio movies go. And as far as indies/zero budget then everything by Doug and Rob Walker.
 
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Rent. Seasons Of Love is a great song. That's what sucked me into wanting to watch it. I attempted to watch it and turned it off after about 10 or 15 minutes. All the characters were shit and annoying and I hated the whole thing. It's overrated as a musical.
It only won awards because it's about AIDS. There's way BETTER films about that subject.
 
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Oscar Wildean said:
One more.
Rent. Seasons Of Love is a great song. That's what sucked me into wanting to watch it. I attempted to watch it and turned it off after about 10 or 15 minutes. All the characters were shit and annoying and I hated the whole thing. It's overrated as a musical.
It only won awards because it's about AIDS. There's way BETTER films about that subject.
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It was better on Broadway. For some reason, Broadway musicals rarely transition well to film. It's not that they even changed much.

Yellow Shirt Guy said:
The last airbender was awful, just took a shotgun to that franchise.
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What is it about Shamaramalamadingdong anyway? He went from Sixth Sense to one worse movie after another and is now one of the worst living directors.
 
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The Cavern, The Fourth Kind (Both made by the same director!), Meet the Spartans, Gerry and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 spring to mind as movies that were fucking ordeals to sit through.
Oscar Wildean said:
One more.
Rent. Seasons Of Love is a great song. That's what sucked me into wanting to watch it. I attempted to watch it and turned it off after about 10 or 15 minutes. All the characters were shit and annoying and I hated the whole thing. It's overrated as a musical.
It only won awards because it's about AIDS. There's way BETTER films about that subject.
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Rent was another one, and my sister was so apologetic that she said that she would watch whatever I wanted next. (Which is how I introduced her to Crank. :P) I swear if Jonathan Larson was still alive, Rent would not have gotten as much praise as it did.
AnOminous said:
What is it about Shamaramalamadingdong anyway? He went from Sixth Sense to one worse movie after another and is now one of the worst living directors.
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Split was pretty good, imo.
 
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Anything made by Channel Awesome has my vote immediately. Just one more reason I'm glad things have fallen apart for them, really. Sitting through Kickassia was embarrassing enough - I ain't sitting through the other 2, knowing that.
 
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Ruin said:
To laugh at least once and not be irrationally angry I guess?
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Really? From these movies? THESE MOVIES? Were you high or something? This wasn't their first time taking a giant shit on the silver screen. That's like going to a Bond movie and not expecting hot bitches, one liners, gun fights, and ridiculous car chases with exotic cars that no normal person could afford.
 
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BatChatillon said:
Jupiter Ascending was dumb/10.
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I disagree, I think Uranus Desending falls squarely into the “so-bad-it’s-good” category for just how batshit insane it is. I mean, it has Werewolf Space Cop, Magical Royalty Detecting Bees, motherfucking Dinosaurs, all mixed in with laughably pretentious puesdophilosophy. Watching and riffing it with friends is great.
 
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Has Ratchet and Clank been mentioned yet? Because it needs to be mentioned.
 
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Alto said:
Mamma Mia was one of the few instances my patience has ever been seriously tested with a film. It was grating and inane and it just kept going and going. I watch chick flicks all the time but there's a limit to how much shrill squeeing I can stomach.
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Me too. And I have been in love with Amanda Seyfreid since I saw Mean Girls. All the girls were gorgeous but when I saw her playing Karen I just knew I was in love. Not for the right reasons, mind you.

But god damn that was just awful how it trivializes someone trying to find out their actual father. It's also just so patently stupid it hurts.
 
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Gutpuke said:
Fun In Balloon-Land is without a doubt the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.

The plot is forgettable (so forgettable that even the movie itself forgets about it after 20 minutes), the music is godawful, the set is probably some random pedophiles basement, the narrator alternates between sounding as bored as the audience or overly excited over some balloons and, to top it all of, the movie is boring as hell.
And if you feel like torturing yourself you can watch the entire movie for free on Youtube.
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NARPASSWORD said:
This is making me think of the Oogieloves, which you could tell is one of the worst movies without even watching.
Don't believe me? Maybe a trailer can show you how awful it is.
And just searching for this made me remember the has-beens that in this POS for a paycheck. Fuck, I still feel bad for them :c.
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Admit it. The only reason you know about these is from watching Cinema Snob.
 
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