Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Y2K Baby]

She literally looks like she has Down Syndrome in that pic. Why would you put that online.

It's a cryptid sighting.

 

[Yutyrannus]

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Easily the most obnoxious thing about Stephanie is how she adds her bullshit anecdotes to every single fucking post she reblogs, like people actually care about her being "raped" or northern soul food or imaginary demon adventures.

More content for the thread ig, but jesus christ.

 

[FitBitch]

Easily the most obnoxious thing about Stephanie is how she adds her bullshit anecdotes to every single fucking post she reblogs, like people actually care about her being "raped" or northern soul food or imaginary demon adventures.

More content for the thread ig, but jesus christ.

How was she raped and still a virgin?

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Easily the most obnoxious thing about Stephanie is how she adds her bullshit anecdotes to every single fucking post she reblogs, like people actually care about her being "raped" or northern soul food or imaginary demon adventures.

More content for the thread ig, but jesus christ.

I loved her "OMGZ U GUISE I HAVE THE BESTEST BF EVAR!!!" Bullshit. Is she talking about the ghost BFs or a Real life dude (who was extremely desperate).

How was she raped and still a virgin?

Goooooooood question! And how was she raped if she doesn't have a vagina? (I know there is anal but she would mention being sodomized if she had been, so?????) How did she have sex at all with no vagina? Also, she had heavy periods, which was one of the reasons for her Hysterectomy, but how did all that blood get out without said vagoo in the first place?? Ugh, there is just so much wrong with how this woman set out her lack-of-vagina in the first place.

fftopic:Fun fact: a customer saw me reading this thread at work and now the homeless people that come into my store pop in and ask if there is anything new on her. She is by far their favorite cow here. They even call each other "Saph" when they are being lazy assholes. fftopic:

 

[FierceBrosnan]

How was she raped and still a virgin?

Well it might have been some forced non-consentual touching or abuse but I doubt she has ever said more than "I was raped you guys how dare you question me!" when asked. But don't forget it's totes okay for her to verbally molest others online.

Goooooooood question! And how was she raped if she doesn't have a vagina? (I know there is anal but she would mention being sodomized if she had been, so?????) How did she have sex at all with no vagina? Also, she had heavy periods, which was one of the reasons for her Hysterectomy, but how did all that blood get out without said vagoo in the first place?? Ugh, there is just so much wrong with how this woman set out her lack-of-vagina in the first place.

Her very existence pokes holes in her stories.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Is no one going to talk about how exceptional her story about "devon" and "danny" was?
I don't know what the fuck i just read and now I can't find the post again, so I'm pretty sure it gave me a goddamn stroke

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She thinks she's going to punch a cop.

Speaking of cops, I wonder what the stories are behind these events:

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

"kyrself"

Three of her ghost boyfriends were pedophiles

It's different for a woman to assist her developmentally disabled child in the restroom than to see someone who fetishizes crossdressing or is playing pretend.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I found an old video about Stephanie and "Jimmy" aka Heath Ledger. The video wasn't made by her, but it does feature art of her, a picture, and some of her bad poetry. I don't believe she drew the pictures.

Spoiler: 'Love Haters' by Stephanie Cianfriglia

Gnashing their teeth and brandishing fists
Claiming I don't deserve love, he doesn't exist
Saying he lacks balls when in fact they are steel
The Love Haters thrust spears into our Love chariot wheels.
He says they've all got sticks up their asses
And comes to me, hugs me, wipes off my glasses
And tells me they envy like mad what we've got
Because love in their lives is what they have not.
Our friends rally around us and show their scorn
As haters make me regret our love was ever born.
Our loyal crew stands beside us, rain or shine
And defend our honor so we again feel fine.
But we know the truth of our strongest defense
That we know makes them hate us, get them tense.
I stand on my own and you stand your ground,
But when we stand together, they can't knock us down.

 

[milkshaky]

I am curious if Sapphy here has actually lost it enough to really imagine her having sex with her ghost boyfriends, like actually imagine feeling them and all that, or if she thinks that’s a cool lie on the internet.
Is she crazy enough to actually dream up having sex with her ghost boyfriends, or is she just saying she is for attention?
That might sound dumb, but I feel like both indicate different things about her - is she that idiotic and delusional, or is she that pathetic and attention-seeking?

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

it's actually kind of infuriating how she only talks about herself

good thing her delusion fueled identity is so layered that she always has a new part of herself to needlessly insert into conversations

 

[slimes]

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She looks like that girl sloth from Zootopia

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I am curious if Sapphy here has actually lost it enough to really imagine her having sex with her ghost boyfriends, like actually imagine feeling them and all that, or if she thinks that’s a cool lie on the internet.
Is she crazy enough to actually dream up having sex with her ghost boyfriends, or is she just saying she is for attention?
That might sound dumb, but I feel like both indicate different things about her - is she that idiotic and delusional, or is she that pathetic and attention-seeking?

I think she daydreams things and then tells people she Astral traveled. I think she knows it's just daydreams. It's a fantasy land like cwcville or Australatina

 

[Peanut]

@Hamplanet Fitness great find. That art, goddamn.

The penultimate story's here. Possibly the longest in the book, but just as crappy as the others. Shooting Stars Only.

Spoiler

'a television crazy' plus pop culture reference on line two. Strong start.

The best way to start your story is to admit that it's made up of a bunch of trite clichés.

Is anyone else getting slightly weird vibes from the way the narrator describes their mom? Also, in the 80s, even in a small town, surely it isn't that weird for a little girl to have short hair? It's not like there was any kind of full transition by the sounds of it.

A low-income family in a podunk town with a mobile phone in the 1980s?!

What the fuck was that asspull of a Lord of the Rings reference

First Michael Jackson, now Ramirez. Getting all her faves in.

And now MiB. It's such a frankenfuck of mainstream alien shit.

ARGH
What the fuck's the point of introducing a potentially interesting character and then giving the whole game away a sentence later? And Elliot because of E.T.? Get fucked.

That bitch, leading a parasitic life of sloth and indolence. Who would do such a thing.

Triple whammy of Back to the Future, They Live, and Men in Black. Jeez.

cool wiki dump

'They're the good guys, and they don't like hearing it.' A+ proofreading

Modern analogies with all the subtlety of a brick to the face.

what the fuck was that about

I'm still not sure why the kid has to do this. And, like... the MiB are meant to be the bad guys, but from where I'm standing, they're more in the right. The Nordics released a giant hellbeast on this town for extremely tenuous reasons and they're not doing anything to get it back. It almost killed a child.

If the Nordics can just soundwave the creature away, why couldn't they just go in the water and do this themselves? There was some mention of them being wary of the radiation in the water, but they're fine sending a human child in, so??

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

*DRAMA ALERT*

No mention of Jimmy, so maybe she and Heath Ledger's ghost had a falling-out?

Also, if Jay (Jeffrey Dahmer) is a gay man, why is he in a relationship with you?

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

, if Jay (Jeffrey Dahmer) is a gay man, why is he in a relationship with you?

Trying to apply logic to the thought process of someone that gets raped by ghosts is futile.

 

[sheephead]

"Polysexual quoiromantic demiguy erotogender"

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

 

[Lady of the House]

*DRAMA ALERT*

No mention of Jimmy, so maybe she and Heath Ledger's ghost had a falling-out?

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Also, if Jay (Jeffrey Dahmer) is a gay man, why is he in a relationship with you?

Other than Dahmer, Is she seriously applying headcanons to real life people? She does realize that in one of Richard Ramirez's questionnaires it said he hated fags, right? Apparently "erotogender" means someone who feels like a different gender in terms of what situation they are in, which is really fancy way of saying penis/vagina envy.

 

[JaneThough]

Where in LGBT is "exclusively hetero fucks male ghosts"?

 

[Meowthkip]

*DRAMA ALERT*

No mention of Jimmy, so maybe she and Heath Ledger's ghost had a falling-out?

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Also, if Jay (Jeffrey Dahmer) is a gay man, why is he in a relationship with you?

Is this an admission that her headcanon for Heath Ledger is that he was a cis straight male?