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He's so ready to believe that an anime was this close to calling him out. I can only imagine - if he watched Sonic Boom - would he have noticed that show 'actually' calling him out (the most blatant example was Sonic having a nightmare of someone painting his arms).
He saw the Mark Tapir episode which referenced Sonic's arms and "non family friendly Sonic fanfiction" and had the character wearing pedoglasses and a red/blue striped shirt. But didn't see any resemblance to himself.
 
Chris paid his property tax yesterday. It was $600+, and he paid it the day before it was due, so he was probably waiting on the tugboat for it.

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You know, even for Chris, this is very shallow and if he considers himself a weeaboo, then he should be simply ashamed of himself.

"Chan" is used all the fucking time in the anime, manga and otaku culture. When he created Magi-Chan, his current husband, I thought that's how he named him, both as a pun for Magician, and the whole "Chan" being short for Chandler.
 
Africa is a cartoon dimension like CWCville now?! :story:

Chris couldn't comprehend what Australia is. Basically anything that isn't the US, particularly the Eastern Seaboard, or the UK vaguely is beyond Chris.

Negro sonichus exist? Does this mean that there are Asian sonichus as well?

Have you not seen Punchy's eyes?

Edit: ninja'd by @MahFibro!
 
Aw man, Chris thinks Africa is a cartoon world...
I wonder how many endless cartoons depicting big game hunts in darkest Africa has given him this impression?

claims he can 'astral project' to CWCville... He can barely speak english, and he doesnt even know what's real anymore does he?
Seems like Chris's :autism: is deteriorating to a low-fuctioning point... (:_(
It is quite sad to see it happen.
 
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Aw man, Chris thinks Africa is a cartoon world... claims he can 'astral project' to CWCville... He can barely speak english, and he doesnt even know what's real anymore does he?
Seems like Chris's :autism: is deteriorating to a low-fuctioning point... (:_(


Blessing the rains down in Africa will never be the same, since now I know it is as real as Cwcville.
Could this explain "no darkies" and Chris' attitude towards niggos? Do they come from another toon world which can't or shouldn't be mixed with his beloved Cwcville, VA? I know this was a long time ago, but could current Chris rationalize it like that.
 
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