Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Suck the Cock]

The funny thing is, if I didn't know anything about Alex beyond a few of his videos, I'd think Yandere Simulator is some sort of actually good meta-ironic anime parody. Like these rediculously long-winded and melodramatic backstories for characters that aren't even in the game is a hilarious take on the way lots of shitty animes handle backstory. It doesn't matter how serious Alex seems when describing the characters, that could just be a part of the joke. It doesn't matter that he never breaks character and points out how stupid it is, he could just be playing the long con.

But with this thread, and the amount of stupid shit Alex does that isn't some sort of parody, and the sheer volume of time Alex has spent in the public eye, I can't imagine anyone would put forth that effort for the sole purpose of committing to a bit. That's the tragedy of Yandere Simulator, you need to get deep into the fanbase before you realise it's not all a big meme. It's why he has so many fans despite being a lolcow, and it's why he keeps losing long-term fans. There are a handful of autists who unironically follow him, but most of the casual fans probably just think there's depth to what he's doing because they haven't bothered to look further.

 

[Magusyrup]

The funny thing is, if I didn't know anything about Alex beyond a few of his videos, I'd think Yandere Simulator is some sort of actually good meta-ironic anime parody.

Call me :autism:, but that's what I believed before I started reading this thread. I mean, can you really be expect to take a game seriously that has a main plot point involving a substitute teacher seducing a student, a sister trying to prevent her brother from getting a girlfriend, and scooby doo rip-offs? I had no idea what lay behind the scenes...

 

[coachmuppet]

I really feel like Alex should have been a game director, who has a team working below him to be able to actually fulfill his vision, and a boss above him to keep all his ideas in line. But hey, then again, anyone with talented people under their control could make something pretty good

I don't even think eva can even do game director duties even if there's someone keeping him in check. Just take a look at all the stupid shit he already put in YS, and there's a good chance that he'll sperg out at his editor. Also, eva as a team lead is a recipe for a douche boss. I mean just take a look at the volunteer turnover. I wouldn't want talented people to get exploited by this asshole.

All he is doing right now is marketing the game, and that's something he's doing well. For a product that's not even out of debug mode, he accumulated a zealous fanbase, and making money from doing nothing. All he gives a shit about is the image of him as a developer and the game's reputation, and not the creative and technical aspects.

So if I were to place eva in a job role, I would keep him away from writing, programming, research, management, PR, art, sound, music, desk clerk, errand boy, security guard, and janitor(he probably some how will fuck up cleaning as well).

 

[Magusyrup]

I don't even think eva can even do game director duties even if there's someone keeping him in check.

Yeah, you're right. I would especially not trust him to have female employees under his control. Like, he'd make them come into the office wearing Japanese schoolgirl uniforms or something...
Yeah, perish the thought of him being a director

 

[NazoXIII]

Yeah, you're right. I would especially not trust him to have female employees under his control. Like, he'd make them come into the office wearing Japanese schoolgirl uniforms or something...
Yeah, perish the thought of him being a director

He would be the most pathetic person to get hit with a #MeToo

 

[SolarSickle]

So if I were to place eva in a job role, I would keep him away from writing, programming, research, management, PR, art, sound, music, desk clerk, errand boy, security guard, and janitor(he probably some how will fuck up cleaning as well).

The only role Alex is suited for is an internship, but I doubt he'd accept the offer. Most of the problems with yandere simulator have to do with his hubris. The man never had any formal programming education yet he fashions himself a game developer who can take on such an ambitious project single-handedly. He'd consider himself above learning from industry veterans

 

[Alex's True Face]

Hi, i been lurking this place for a couple of weeks and.....it was an amazing experience.
I already knew about most of the "Evaxephon" stuff but somehow i found even worse things thanks to this thread.

Man, if Yandev wasn't so much of a prideful asshole he could actually become a good game developer. One of the main reasons he doesn't get better at game desing of coding is because he is way too prideful to get feedback from other humans who aren't sucking his phallus.
If you remove his prideful personality you have someone with a lot of potential to be (at least) a semi-decent gamedev

-YandereDev being a huge weirdo with autistic tendencies?
a lot of succesful game developers are socialy retarted and they are still decent human beings

-being a huge pervert?
the director of the game "Nier: Automata" told his fans on twitter to send him all the Nier porn they could find and that guy is universally praise in the industry. (the fans actually deliver in case you are wondering)

-being edgy?
Edmund Mcmillen (the creator of Super Meat Boy and the binding of isaac) is very famous for being an edgelord and creating a lot of weird flash games back in the day (to give you an idea, he made a shooter game were you play as a penis fighting giant vaginas. It's called "CUNT") and he is very open about that stuff.
Do people hate Edmund? nope, he is one of the most infuential indie developers of all time.


YandereDev is a prideful asshole that is incapable of self awareness and because of that he will eventually fail as a gamedeveloper and fall into obscurity once the next big lolcow appears.

sorry for the rant, but i really needed to say it.

offtopic: english is not my native language, so i'm sorry about any grammar mistakes.

 

[Annanasz]

Well at least the subreddit has grown a sense of humor. This is the highest upvoted non-sticked post today:
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/8og8go

I smell a chimp out coming on

I feel bad for the one or two pure naive souls still hoping.

They're like battered wives.

• "Once we move out of his parents' house he'll change"
• "Once we have a kid he'll change"
• "Once we have more money he'll change"
• "Once he has kickstarter money, he'll change"

 

[NazoXIII]

He'd consider himself above learning from industry veterans

That's already happened, he more or less still hasn't taken anything Mike Z said to heart. The guy who singlehandedly made the fighting game that to this day is in the top 10 2d fighting games on steam. Alex decided to not only not take his advice, which he should consider himself lucky to have even gotten in the first place, but actually do the opposite of everything he was told.

That's not even hubris, that's literally re.tardation. If Indie game jesus takes the time out of his schedule to not only talk to you, but give you constructive and actionable advice, and you choose not to take it to spite him, you're an asshole... and everything brought on you is entirely your fault.

I feel bad for the one or two pure naive souls still hoping.

They're like battered wives.

• "Once we move out of his parents' house he'll change"
• "Once we have a kid he'll change"
• "Once we have more money he'll change"
• "Once he has kickstarter money, he'll change"

I actually responded to kuudere there, they're one of the main people on the subreddit excusing any and everything Alex does, along with Adam, I sincerely appealed to them, asked them if they really don't have a problem with how long the game is taking, despite how much money Alex has taken, pointed out the fact that Alex at this point has made hundreds of thousands of dollars (at the very least 200k according to Graphtreon) so far, and the game is still now closer to its first rival than it was 2 years ago, yet he has the audacity to want to crowd fund the game even further, and I've yet to get a response, but what could you say in that situation that doesn't make you seem like a braindead sheep?

Alex has now gotten 4 times as much as Toby fox did when he did his kickstarter campaign for undertale, and he hasn't even crowd sourced yet, if that doesn't send off alarms in your head, then what will. Undertale was finished in 2 years, by one guy, with a budget of 45k (Only 5k went to the game, the other 40k were bonus stuff and stretch goals). Yansim? 200k (+4k a month), >4 Years of pre-alpha, 1 guy + a revolving door of volunteers, and a mountain of excuses with no end in sight... and he still wants a kickstarter? At what point do you sit down and go "Well, maybe this guy really is playing us all"

 

[SolarSickle]

the fact that Alex at this point has made hundreds of thousands of dollars (at the very least 200k) so far

Really?! Damn, you could buy a modest house with that kind of money! The scam runs deeper than I expected.

 

[NazoXIII]

Really?! Damn, you could buy a modest house with that kind of money! The scam runs deeper than I expected.

Even worse considering he lives with his parents and has no expenses. That's 200k, for sitting on your ass, and you don't even have to spend it. He feels no shame for taking it either, obviously not, because having made all that, he could've easily hired a couple programmers to at the very least start making SOME progress on the game, nope, he keeps telling his fans that if they want him to bring in programmers he'll have to resort to a kickstarter because he couldn't be assed to pay them a dime out of the money he's filched from his idiot fanbase.

You know how stupid that sounds? "Yeah, you guys have given me all this money for the game, it sucks that I'm not gonna spend any of it on the game though, thanks for all the free money"

I'm not sure if he thinks they're giving him the money for himself or what, but the patreon seems to be for the purpose of having people donate towards the games development, the fact that he spends literally nothing on the game itself pisses me off.

The patreon isn't for subsidizing your income, its for the game, there's a reason why it says "YandereDev is making Yandere Simulator" on Patreon, because that money is supposed to go to the game, he seems to think "Oh, these people are donating to me as a person, to support me" when in reality, nobody gives a fuck about you Alex. You're just a means to an end, that's why people are willing to put up with your bullshit, your little discord tantrums, and treating them like dogshit and ostracizing them for "wrong think", because they're hopeful that SOMEDAY you'll grace them with the game they've been waiting for, and You can't even make good on your end of that bargain... That is the reason you suck Alex. You have something you know other's want, and you're going to string them along for your own benefit, kids as young as the age of 7, just to make a quick buck, if that's not low then what else is?

 

[Alex's True Face]

Really?! Damn, you could buy a modest house with that kind of money! The scam runs deeper than I expected.

And remenber, this dude supposedly lives on the basement of his parents house, is not like he needs the money to pay rent or anything

edit: Nazo say it better than me

 

[A Sign]

New Kubscoutz vid

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

Well at least the subreddit has grown a sense of humor. This is the highest upvoted non-sticked post today:
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/8og8go

I smell a chimp out coming on

Archived because you know it may be torn down

if Yandev wasn’t so much of a prideful asshole he could actually become a good game developer. One of the main reasons he doesn't get better at game desing of coding is because he is way too prideful to get feedback from other humans who aren't sucking his phallus.
If you remove his prideful personality you have someone with a lot of potential to be (at least) a semi-decent gamedev

Yeah, all game developers have their own quirks, but Alex really takes the cake of being an asshole for no reason other than spiteful pride.

Alex at this point has made hundreds of thousands of dollars (at the very least 200k according to Graphtreon) so far, and the game is still now closer to its first rival than it was 2 years ago,

Jesus fucking christ, he’s really taking advantage of this oblivious fandom. “I need more money for developing the game” no you fucking don’t prick

Even worse considering he lives with his parents and has no expenses. That's 200k, for sitting on your ass, and you don't even have to spend it. He feels no shame for taking it either, obviously not, because having made all that, he could've easily hired a couple programmers to at the very least start making SOME progress on the game, nope, he keeps telling his fans that if they want him to bring in programmers he'll have to resort to a kickstarter because he couldn't be assed to pay them a dime out of the money he's filched from his idiot fanbase.

What I want to say in response to this is majorly powerlevel, so I’m going to say it in spoiler.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

The other day I donated 150 dollars to an indie dev that I’ll call HF for now. I knew he was struggling, but I didn’t think of how much he was struggling until after I made the donation. HF responds to me, greatful for the donation since he couldn’t even afford food to survive at the time I did. Even HF’s partner messages me and says they’re greatful for what I did for HF.

I’m getting thanked for 150 dollars. That’s about 2/3 or more of my income WEEKLY, and I’m being praised for donating it to HF. He’s barely getting by, and here we have Alex “Bitchbaby” Mahan, getting 42,000 dollars yearly for sitting on his ass.

It pisses me off that Alex gets away with this shit and abuses how popular his game is to scam millions of fucking people.

I needed to get that out of my system.

 

[Magikazam]

hi long time lurker here, just made an account today. I joined the discord and wowie, what a nice welcome.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

hi long time lurker here, just made an account today. I joined the discord and wowie, what a nice welcome.

Welcome to the YanDev thread, and the site itself. I hope you didn't miss when Alex told a fan to kill himself.

 

[Molo]

Archived because you know it may be torn down



Yeah, all game developers have their own quirks, but Alex really takes the cake of being an asshole for no reason other than spiteful pride.



Jesus fucking christ, he’s really taking advantage of this oblivious fandom. “I need more money for developing the game” no you fucking don’t prick



What I want to say in response to this is majorly powerlevel, so I’m going to say it in spoiler.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

The other day I donated 150 dollars to an indie dev that I’ll call HF for now. I knew he was struggling, but I didn’t think of how much he was struggling until after I made the donation. HF responds to me, greatful for the donation since he couldn’t even afford food to survive at the time I did. Even HF’s partner messages me and says they’re greatful for what I did for HF.

I’m getting thanked for 150 dollars. That’s about 2/3 or more of my income WEEKLY, and I’m being praised for donating it to HF. He’s barely getting by, and here we have Alex “Bitchbaby” Mahan, getting 42,000 dollars yearly for sitting on his ass.

It pisses me off that Alex gets away with this shit and abuses how popular his game is to scam millions of fucking people.

I needed to get that out of my system.

Well what do you expect Alex to do after all those dang emails he has to go through

 

[Magikazam]

Welcome to the YanDev thread, and the site itself. I hope you didn't miss when Alex told a fan to kill himself.

I didn't miss that. I was pretty surprised when the fan went back to kissing his ass after being told to die like nothing happened

 

[NazoXIII]

I didn't miss that. I was pretty surprised when the fan went back to kissing his ass after being told to die like nothing happened

That's the stuff I'm talking about, people are willing to let him tell them to go kill themselves all for the promise of a game that will likely never be good anyway. This sheep/battered wife mentality is sickening, this is exactly why Alex can take advantage of people, because people like that will let him. They simply don't know any better because a lot of them are young and dumb, and buckle under anyone that they so much as perceives as an authority figure.

All for what? A stealth game that fails at being a stealth game? One he claims was inspired by Hitman? :powerlevel: I played the new Hitman for 5 minutes recently, and I've already had more fun in the opening training segment than I've had in years with YanSim! He's had the audacity to make an Analysis video on the game despite not really understanding what makes it great, and kept insisting that his game was taking inspiration from it... yet here we are with a game that ultimately fails at being even a bad hitman game... How? It's like when people shit on Mighty #9, sure it's hate comes from it being overhyped and overfunded, but at the end of the day it at it's core is still a competent albeit average Mega Man clone, YanSim can't even be a bad hitman game, let that sink in for a second.

 

[Alex's True Face]

hi long time lurker here, just made an account today. I joined the discord and wowie, what a nice welcome.

The sad part is that knowing YandereDev there is a big change he will actually implement something like that