Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The Crow said:
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Looks like Moviebob condones minorities and LGBT people losing their jobs as long as they happen to live in red states. Who's the fascist here, again?
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He's not a fascist. To paraphrase Walter Sobchak, at least fascism is an ethos. Bob is merely a swaggering, mean-spirited bully, swinging around power he doesn't in any way have or influence. Tiresome, ironically testosterone-soaked fantasies about all the awful things he wants to see happen to those god-bothering wasteland ghouls. There's no principle beyond "bad things should happen to bad people," with "bad people" being about as broadly defined as any sociopath's.
 
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Mola Ram said:
There's no principle beyond "bad things should happen to bad people," with "bad people" being about as broadly defined as any sociopath's.
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Or anybody he considers undesirable. This motherfucker really loves poking the bull a lot. That's an extremely childish principle to see consequences. In fact, every time bad things happen to him. He bitches, and moans about it. Bob once again shows he has the worldview of an immature bully with a large ego. How ironic that he became the very thing he hates.
 
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nlanpro said:
Or anybody he considers undesirable. This motherfucker really loves poking the bull a lot. That's an extremely childish principle to see consequences. In fact, every time bad things happen to him. He bitches, and moans about it. Bob once again shows he has the worldview of an immature bully with a large ego. How ironic that he became the very thing he hates.
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He couldn't even deny this because he flat out days of he had any amount of power, he's abuse the hell out of it in his "Magneto was Right" video.
 
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Rathkor said:
He couldn't even deny this because he flat out days of he had any amount of power, he's abuse the hell out of it in his "Magneto was Right" video.
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I mean i would too, but more in ways of enjoying it personally and not using it against others. I think we can all agree that if we had super strength we'd bench press cars for fun. I'd open a moving business but that's me. Or if i could fly i would fly literally everywhere.

I feel like most people would abuse any super powers they got, Bob would just abuse them harder.
 
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The Crow said:
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Does Bob not realize that if everyone is under economic anxiety to "learn a lesson" or whatever bullshit excuse he has, most people will prioritize surviving instead of having spare money to watch Marvel movies, donate to his Patreon, or even have time to watch his shitty reviews.

But for him it will all be worth it, just to show those DANG DIRTY midwesteners (and maybe the rest of the country) what "real suffering" is.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Still going to die on the collusion hill, eh Bob?
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Should be fun to see where that leads...
 
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Maybe I'm a little out of the loop, but what exactly did Kelly Marie Tran do to get harrassed off Twitter in the first place? I mean, I didn't like Rose Tico any more than the next guy, but surely people can separate the actress from the character if that's the case.

The Crow said:
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I can't even...Bob's hate boner for red states is so huge he just writes off any of the people he claims to champion living there as collateral damage in his mad fantasies.
 
The Crow said:
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Democratic fundraisers in California are a great way to make a shitload of money for doing almost nothing. The state is solid blue with the exception of maybe 5 counties. They don't need fundraisers to get Angelenos or San Fransodomites to vote dem.
 
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Anonimo said:
Maybe I'm a little out of the loop, but what exactly did Kelly Marie Tran do to get harrassed off Twitter in the first place? I mean, I didn't like Rose Tico any more than the next guy, but surely people can separate the actress from the character if that's the case.
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I don't doubt for a second that the actress got a lot of undue shit flung her way.

Probably not nearly as much as people are blowing it up to be, but don't underestimate internet autism.

Bob worded his super-hot-take poorly, but he's not completely wrong on it.

Then again, I tend not to bother with celebrity TwitterGram, maybe she did say some supremely dumb shit I don't know.
 
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LastOfTheMohicans said:
I don't doubt for a second that the actress got a lot of undue shit flung her way.

Probably not nearly as much as people are blowing it up to be, but don't underestimate internet autism.

Bob worded his super-hot-take poorly, but he's not completely wrong on it.

Then again, I tend not to bother with celebrity TwitterGram, maybe she did say some supremely dumb shit I don't know.
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Apparently, she did nothing. She was getting under fire still for TLJ, making her the second person the fans have chased off their lives.
 
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nlanpro said:
Apparently, she did nothing. She was getting under fire still for TLJ, making her the second person the fans have chased off their lives.
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I wouldn't put it past her kicking this up just to generate buzz/attention.

I mean i feel bad for the outfit, hair, and role they gave her in TLJ, but you expect me to believe that it is SIX MONTHS after the movie she was driven off? Not the immediate months after release when tlj hate was at it's height?

It wouldn't surpurise me if somebody thought this would be a great stunt to get a buycot of Solo going...
 
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Flexo said:
I wouldn't put it past her kicking this up just to generate buzz/attention.

I mean i feel bad for the outfit, hair, and role they gave her in TLJ, but you expect me to believe that it is SIX MONTHS after the movie she was driven off? Not the immediate months after release when tlj hate was at it's height?

It wouldn't surpurise me if somebody thought this would be a great stunt to get a buycot of Solo going...
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I don’t think she was bad at the character in TLJ despite having a shitty script and a forced relationship with Finn.
 
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