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BrunoMattei said:
LOL! At 4:21 Phil say's "Blahck!"But if you look at Ken's animation he's clearly in the startup frames of a throw.

"I used to place in tournaments for this game!" Yeah fucking right. If he did, it was in local tournaments against randoms who didn't know what they were doing and I'd guess he didn't make top 8 then either.

One more from me: At 6:58 he say's "Nothing I could do about it!" Actually, he could have done something about it. He could have done Vega's Triangle jump, where you press 3 punch or 3 kick, and that would have gotten him out of that situation. The Honda would have had to have made a read and do sweep or walk up and throw him instead of going for the tick throw. The Triangle Jump is another reason why Vega is top tier because he has a move that lets him out of tick setups without being forced to commit to an unsafe special as a reversal.
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You can even hear him press a button during that early ken segment

He had another moment in a soma video where he acted like his anti air didn’t come out but you can clearly hear he didn’t even press the button until the ryu was already punching him.
The dude legit just has lag in his head and doesn’t wanna admit it. It’s just sad at this point
 
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Heckler1 said:
I feel like there is some potential for Queen Waggs to get their own saga eventually. Their desperate attention seeking behavior is going to eventually cause some kind of scene that thrusts them into the spotlight and lead to a glorious ree. Waggs is a massive bitch, and will take anything Phil says like a true cuck, so the catalyst will have to come from someone other than the Pig Roach
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I'd almost bet Swagginz would try to cause a scene on purpose just to get the attention. Even if he just so happened to blow up about something one day the reaction would still feed into his need to feel important. People on Twitter telling him how much of a cuck he is are just giving him what he wants. They are a nobody so desperate to feel like a somebody they consider bit badges a proud accomplishment...fuck em.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
You can even hear him press a button during that early ken segment

He had another moment in a soma video where he acted like his anti air didn’t come out but you can clearly hear he didn’t even press the button until the ryu was already punching him.
The dude legit just has lag in his head and doesn’t wanna admit it. It’s just sad at this point
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i remember in a tekken 7 video dave used to voice out his commands you know like a super would play out and during that he would say "blahck"
the funny thing is he was playing as king and someone started the rage art phillip says "block" and we see that what he actually did is a low short kick lol
the funny thing is he won that round because of that lil kick so he just ack ack ack his way out
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
You can even hear him press a button during that early ken segment

He had another moment in a soma video where he acted like his anti air didn’t come out but you can clearly hear he didn’t even press the button until the ryu was already punching him.
The dude legit just has lag in his head and doesn’t wanna admit it. It’s just sad at this point
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Lmao I just remembered that excuse he used for either Tekken or Dragonball Fighter Z when he complained about lag and delayed inputs by seconds and people said they could hear him press the buttons at the time the move comes out and its just that his reflexes are off and then he said some bullshit excuse like there's sound delay but then people said there's no sound delay whenever he speaks, if there was sound delay then his mouth movements wouldn't match what he's saying then he goes into WILD territory and says there's no sound delay with his mouth because he's synced it but all other sound is delayed.

Anyone else remember that wacky excuse?
 
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Pigroach died for our sins.
 

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So with so many gifted subs, how long before we see the massive sub fall off again.

Its sad that dsp seems to no longer be trying to actually grow his audience and is instead betting on the same idiots to artificially inflate his numbers each month...
 
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I'm glad Philbert is always coming up with new excuses (and confusing them frequently) every time he fails. He wouldn't be a true and honest lolcow if he became self-aware about his actual ability and limitations. You do you Philly, just keep spamming that low kick.
 
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I'm honestly surprised how a non-creative person like Phil can instantly come up with 1000 excuses without thinking about it. I can't do that.
And I'm also surprised how he, as a person who forgets every information instantly, can recall detailed informations from many years ago without thinking. I can't do that.

But then I just imagine how he is always and everywhere surrounded by his self inflicted problems which are his greatest detractors, and how he drinks himself to sleep while his mind makes up endless excuses to defend his face and ego - and suddenly everything makes sense.

I could be impressed by how much he can talk, but most other people actually get to a point without contradicting themself when they tell a story or explain something. His talking is more like the red butt of a baboon: He does it to impress people and feel strong, but what exits are only feces.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
I checked too and his channel is gone. Yay?
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Well, we all know that, just like the pigroach that he is, he will crawl back in some form or another. He will not stop streaming no matter what (Remember guys, hate makes him STRAAAAHNGGGER!!!!). So, yeah, he'll be using vimeo or something if he's permabanned from YT. That said, if he's permabanned for real, well, you had it coming, Phillip. Lol
 
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Well, we all know that, just like the pigroach that he is, he will crawl back in some form or another. He will not stop streaming no matter what (Remember guys, hate makes him STRAAAAHNGGGER!!!!). So, yeah, he'll be using vimeo or something if he's permabanned from YT. That said, if he's permabanned for real, well, you had it coming, Phillip. Lol
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With Vimeo you have to pay to upload videos over a certain size. If this is legit and will stick then he's done uploading shit. He will still stream tho.
 
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Imagine your life being this sad? Go ahead and try.

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Skimming through this guys tweets I found this which he said the day before. Not sure what’s up with this guy but hes doing a good job of triggering a bunch of people right now.

Edit: Does anyone have an old direct link to ANY videos from DSPGaming? I’m curious what error would pop up in the video window as to why the video doesn’t exist anymore.

Double edit: Found two and they only say “this video is unavailable.” No message of account being terminated for misc reasons, so what gives?
 

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Not sure why that would be a yay, I enjoy perusing the page to see how low his views are for the 30+ uploads he makes a day.

I wonder what sound a pigroach makes when 50,000+ videos all disappear at once. Looks like we'll find out when he wakes up in 5 hours or so.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Lmao I just remembered that excuse he used for either Tekken or Dragonball Fighter Z when he complained about lag and delayed inputs by seconds and people said they could hear him press the buttons at the time the move comes out and its just that his reflexes are off and then he said some bullshit excuse like there's sound delay but then people said there's no sound delay whenever he speaks, if there was sound delay then his mouth movements wouldn't match what he's saying then he goes into WILD territory and says there's no sound delay with his mouth because he's synced it but all other sound is delayed.

Anyone else remember that wacky excuse?
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Yes, and that is exactly what he said. He claimed that he synch'ed his voice audio to his mouth movements but that all other sound you hear through that mic are delayed. . .because he specifically set them to be delayed. Even if that was just his completely exceptional way of trying to say that he has his mic audio synch'ed with his face-cam and that he has specifically set his face-cam video and mic audio to be delayed to his gameplay video and audio this was shown to be a lie moments later as he was standing in the practice room bitching he angrily did several movements with his character and the movements were 100% synch'ed up with the audio of his button presses. This is also clearly a lie to anyone who has watched him ever because he screams 'COULDN'T BLAHK!' at the exact same instant his character is getting hit on the screen, unless this completely mongoloided individual wants us to believe that he actually shouts 'COULDN'T BLAHK' a few seconds before he failed to block.

Also in that Soma video, in the span of a minute, he goes from refusing to learn how to play SSFT2 at a 10% faster speed because it would fuck up his atomic clock precision reflexes in case he want's to play it at a competitive level in a tournament again to saying that he never plans to play it in a tournament again, but it's a waste of his time to try to learn because 'tryhards' are already better than him and he'll never be good anyway because he can't think out strategy and react at a 10% faster speed.
Then it's pointed out that every year he competed at EVO it was a different port with a different speed that he had to relearn timing for, so his claim to only have atomic clock precision reflexes on the 100% legitimate arcade cabinet original, and need to not sully the sanctity of those mythical abilities, also makes no sense.
I'm just lmfao that he refuses to try and learn the timing and be good at this version because he knows that there are alota peepol who will push his shit in on a regular basis if he tries, because it's the version most of the general public has been playing for 10 years. Capcom must be complete fucking morons to put out the version of the game that most people interested in playing it have been playing for the last 10 years.
 
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