Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bob Loblaw]

Amberlynn's LOLs and laugh emojis are the equivalent to Chantal's "Hee hee!"s.

 

[Long time lurker]

people think she is purposefully pronouncing words wrong. I think she’s actually that dumb though. Any thoughts?

I think that when she first uses a new-to-her word, she might mispronounce it because she doesn't know any better*. Once she's corrected she'll keep on saying it wrong to pretend that it doesn't bother her when people correct her (trying to create a meme, even).

*Amber is extremely self-absorbed and only pays attention to things and facts that affect her on a personal level. It's possible she's heard some of the words she mispronounces before, but she wasn't paying attention.

Another thing I noticed is that she has been mispronouncing more words since moving in with the boys and Becky. I think it's because when she does, they pay attention and interact with her. And any attention is better than no attention, right?

No role models to teach her personal responsibility. Sounds like she coasted through grade school, and once shit got real when she started college, she immediately dropped out because she realized she couldn't bullshit her way to an Associate's degree.

From Amber's own narration, it's clear that there were people in her life who tried to be role models/guide her. It still happens to this day - check the comments on her videos. The problem is that Amber systematically refuses to acknowledge any sort of guidance ( I think she has a huge issue with authority figures).

From what I remember she bragged about skipping school and causing trouble. If I'm not mistaken, she only graduated high school because she was put in special classes. I don't think she coasted through.

As for college, she went to a diploma mill, and only did that because the other option was to get a job. I don't think she quit because she was having a hard time. She quit because she is happy being ignorant and is lazy as fuck.

 

[C3PBRO]

Amberlynn is obsessed with appearing as feminine as possible. She overdoes it with the eyeliner, tacky statement jewelry and won't cut her hair short, and she buys lots of pink, cutesy, and basic bitch shit. I think it's because if she didn't put in such an extraordinary effort to present as femme, her amorphous blob of a body would make it impossible for the casual observer to discern her gender, and she knows this.

I say this because I believe the feigned ditziness is part of this act. She associates being dumb and ditzy with femininity.

 

[EH 110]

Another thing I noticed is that she has been mispronouncing more words since moving in with the boys and Becky. I think it's because when she does, they pay attention and interact with her. And any attention is better than no attention, right?

I swear she spent time around toddlers, saw people cooing over how cute they are, and decided to copy their babyish behaviors. That probably isn't true, but she sure acts like she did. Your line about "any attentiion is better than no attention" made me think about Amber's tantrums when she doesn't get her way, and how happy she is when the focus is on her.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Why does she still even bother with chokers? Her neck cleavage swallows them whole.

 

[NQ 952]

Why does she still even bother with chokers? Her neck clevage swallows them whole.

Sometimes I think she's just mentally prepping herself for the day she has a breathing tube.

 

[sperginity]

Why does she still even bother with chokers? Her neck clevage swallows them whole.

she can't get them out of there

 

[OstREEEch]

Why does she still even bother with chokers? Her neck clevage swallows them whole.

Soon she’ll be an ASPCA commercial with a rusted choker imbedded in her neck.

 

[Fiddledee]

Why does she still even bother with chokers? Her neck clevage swallows them whole.

Only reason she wears them is to try to hide her brown diabetes neck ring.

Why does she still even bother with chokers? Her neck clevage swallows them whole.

 

[the hugga bunch]

So glad to see her content "improving" with her new $600 camera. We now get the pleasure of seeing her upper stomach rolls being so fat that they appear to be saggy tits and... that face. There was a lot of unflattering detail of Necky's facial hair and both of them being covered in pet hair in public of course.

 

[literally low-key]

She not only mispronounces, she uses an entirely wrong word. Today, for example calling the microphone on the phone the speaker, more than once.

 

[LumpySpace]

She not only mispronounces, she uses an entirely wrong word. Today, for example calling the microphone on the phone the speaker, more than once.

I think she would argue the fact that she speaks into it, therefore it’s a speaker.

 

[Malibougie]

Isn’t everyday a Saturday for AL?

 

[FlutterBy]

So glad to see her content "improving" with her new $600 camera. We now get the pleasure of seeing her upper stomach rolls being so fat that they appear to be saggy tits and... that face. There was a lot of unflattering detail of Necky's facial hair and both of them being covered in pet hair in public of course.

Ooh honey! Skip Texas Roadhouse for JUST ONE MEAL and get a peel. You will not be able to film or go out in public for a couple days but you need it. Who am I kidding, skip a meal out or even 3 days of food/plastic bottle/planner purchases, not caring for Twinkie/eating out 2x a day to improve yourself? Nah.

Is the irony that she’s sitting in a booth bench that could comfortably fit 2 large adults and 3 smaller ones *easily* but she still barely fits... and the text behind her head is “Casa Grande” lost on anyone? This is just the universe working its realness.

Credit: bold move with pink instead of black. Now you look like if Violet Beauregard chewed a pepto bismol gum. Congrats on the hi-def, gorl!

 

[Soup]

View attachment 466587 Of course they covered a brand new MacBook in tacky stickers.

aren't those the stickers destiny ordered on amazon ages ago and shared with her?

 

[Rusty__Shackleford]

Eric's terrible vlogs are only worth watching for the little gems he leaves in

Edit: spelling

 

[StrawberryDouche]

waddle waddle waddle

I can't stop laughing at the free range tiny tangerine tiddy that's living under her arm now apparently.

 

[89elbees]

That scar on her arm... is that the cat scratch from several months back? Gorl, that shit isn't normal. Go see a doctor that doesn't sing to you.

 

[angelicbitch]

Does anyone here have access to Sharla's twitter to see what kind of "witty" response she gave our 500 lb baby in response to her haydurs?

If anyone's confused, with the "negative every day" tweet, she was directing that at her haydur.

 

[The real rusty spoon]

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Does anyone here have access to Sharla's twitter to see what kind of "witty" response she gave our 500 lb baby in response to her haydurs?

If anyone's confused, with the "negative every day" tweet, she was directing that at her haydur.

Memory could be serving me wrong, but I think she retweeted the reply you see. She thought it was funny, a #sotru/soMEE moment until an ambaby pointed out its sarcasm. Suddenly Hamgrys attitude changed.
Or it was Sharla pointing out that she doesn't work a 9-5, so every day is a Saturday.

Thought it was shitty on Hamgry and the ambaby part, considering Hamgry was so on board, liked the tweet, and lol'ed. But as soon as someone says it's a mean tweet, snap, attitude change, time to call out a hayder