Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Honestly you have to wonder if Trey & Matt killed a family member of his or something.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob also ignores when the MCU/Marvel Studios was having director drama like Patty Jenkins leaving Thor Dark World and Edgar Wright leaving Ant-Man Disney did give someone the boot it was Ike Perlmutter relegating him to TV and comics and gave Feige full control of Marvel Studios and has had more success and no drama since.

Though to be fair, Feige isn’t a idiot that doesn’t know shit about the stuff he’s in charge of like Kennedy, which Bob has began white-knighting now.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly you have to wonder if Trey & Matt killed a family member of his or something.
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Jesus wept. South Park going after Steven Universe would be delicious, both for what they're apt to do to it and for the oceans of salt.

 

[Zaryiu]

I think they finally formally ended it last week.

They upgraded to a 2 children policy a while ago

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

nofunallowed.ogg. Also, "Tommorow".
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Says the man who wanted to retell Paradise Lost through The Care Bears.
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Maturity.
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More politishit.
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I could say the same thing about you, but I'll be the bigger man towards the bigger man.
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Jesus Christ, what would idiots like Bob be doing if Hillary was President and not Trump, since tweeting about him seems to be all they do everyday. Also, this fool is complaining about the stupidest E3 related shit. How about complaining about how fucking boring and terrible EA's show was, or how Microsoft's show was largely more of the same from last year. You know, relevant shit other people care about.

 

[Knyttet]

Never gonna happen. He’s never touched a woman and is too pathetic to even DM and try to flirt. Blobb is a classic incel right down to him protecting sex offenders if they have the right opinions on politics.

Actually, those of us who have followed Bob for a long time will remember that he actually used to talk more about his own sexual experiences in his early work.

In this video he talks about how girls with B-cups have more sensitive breasts than girls with D-cups (in my experience that's more of an individual thing, but whatever)

(4:00)

And in this video he tells the story about how he as a teenager inhereted a bunch of books from an older female cousin and learned from the books how to relate to girls and how that led him to having sex, threesomes and recording home-made lesbian pornos. (All complete with graphic stick-figure illustrations)

(2:33)

 

[RodgerDodger]

They upgraded to a 2 children policy a while ago

Even their limited 2 children for rural couples failed. Just last week they ended the entire hellish policy. The new one is “have as many kids as you wish”

 

[Gordon Cole]

Actually, those of us who have followed Bob for a long time will remember that he actually used to talk more about his own sexual experiences in his early work.

In this video he talks about how girls with B-cups have more sensitive breasts than girls with D-cups (in my experience that's more of an individual thing, but whatever)

(4:00)

And in this video he tells the story about how he as a teenager inhereted a bunch of books from an older female cousin and learned from the books how to relate to girls and how that led him to having sex, threesomes and recording home-made lesbian pornos. (All complete with graphic stick-figure illustrations)

(2:33)

In light of these recent revelations, I only have this to post:

 

[Mola Ram]

And in this video he tells the story about how he as a teenager inhereted a bunch of books from an older female cousin and learned from the books how to relate to girls and how that led him to having sex, threesomes and recording home-made lesbian pornos. (All complete with graphic stick-figure illustrations)

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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Yeah, I don’t think dude who dresses up as Mario and lives in a basement apartment probably is being truthful about his sexual experiences/past.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Egotism and smug faggotry aside, I'll admit when he makes the occasional point.

 

[Florence]

I do recall Bob saying that he was once part of a "threesome"

Bob and his two good friends Lefty and Righty.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Egotism and smug faggotry aside, I'll admit when he makes the occasional point.
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I’d say he had a point if it was a Yoko Taro game or something like that, but it’s fucking David Cage. It’s a optional thing you can do, and people getting angry that others want their A.I. character back on the main menu is pretty exceptional.

Sorry, not meaning to sound confrontational. Dobson also commented on it in the most tryhard way possible, so I’m already coming at it from a negative angle.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Jesus Christ, what would idiots like Bob be doing if Hillary was President and not Trump, since tweeting about him seems to be all they do everyday. Also, this fool is complaining about the stupidest E3 related shit. How about complaining about how fucking boring and terrible EA's show was, or how Microsoft's show was largely more of the same from last year. You know, relevant shit other people care about.

Tweeting about how INEVITABLE the win was and how INEVITABLY white people will always die off next tuesday and they'll enter the INEVITABLE utopia resulting from that forever.

It's INEVITABLE....except when it's not apperently.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

I do recall Bob saying that he was once part of a "threesome"...

Bob had both chaturbate AND pornhub open at the same time.

 

[Done]

Bob is a selective bastard. The "jerbs" jab comes from a South Park episode showcasing a bunch of stereotypical blue-coral workers who complain to the city council about literal aliens coming down from space and taking their jobs.

The catchphrase was "they took our jobs" in a redneck drawl.

Bob love South Park when it makes fun of his targets. No love for the later season that shit on Bob's camp.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-took-our-jobs

EDIT: not literal aliens, time traveling people, who looks like aliens.

He's referencing the South Park "They terk er jerbs!" Joke.

Thanks for this clarification, this will be added to the FAQ section in a few hours .

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Sometimes I wonder if Bob acts the way he does because he rebels and overcompensates against the person he really is and used to be. It all lines up when you consider that he just appears as the thing he hates, but with "leftist values" crudely stamped over all the ones he normally holds. He leaves behind all the evidence of the kind of things he used to think and openly speak about but also rails against it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bitcoin sperging.

Detroit hot takes continued.

Manchild calls Trump a five-year old.

Feminist.

And sticking up for rapefugees.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

nofunallowed.ogg. Also, "Tommorow".
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Bob, the video game industry is not stagnating nor is it on the brink of collapse. It is continuing to grow and coming up with new creative ideas at every turn. Your beloved NINTENDO is the one who has stagnated and is likely on the path to collapse.

For a guy who whines endlessly about moving into the "superior future" and leaving behind the "less evolved" members of society, you sure can't get over the fact that the video game industry has evolved past the days where Nintendo and Mario were the biggest things around.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bitcoin sperging.
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Detroit hot takes continued.
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Manchild calls Trump a five-year old.
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Feminist.
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And sticking up for rapefugees.
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I've been following Bob for a while, but how can a single person be in the wrong EVERY FUCKING TIME. HOLY SHIT!

Bob, the video game industry is not stagnating nor is it on the brink of collapse. It is continuing to grow and coming up with new creative ideas at every turn. Your beloved NINTENDO is the one who has stagnated and is likely on the path to collapse.

For a guy who whines endlessly about moving into the "superior future" and leaving behind the "less evolved" members of society, you sure can't get over the fact that the video game industry has evolved past the days where Nintendo and Mario were the biggest things around.

Unlikely. Nintendo would have to lose money for 50 years straight before they have to close up shop. Though it is true that the industry has evolved past the days of Mario and the NES.