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This looks like a blue one.
This one looks to have a pocket and is maybe a yellow?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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This one looks to have a pocket and is maybe a yellow?
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Aaaaand that's a wrap, another successful wardrobe doxing 
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I still can't get over the fact that he, a grown man, excuses his pitiful 8 t-shirt wardrobe on no one being willing to go shopping with him
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Nothing is ever, ever Jake’s fault or responsibility, not even dressing himself.
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May I ask: What, exactly, has Jakey done to make him so exhausted, beyond shrieking histrionics on the Twitterbox?
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There seems to be a lot of cows talking about how exhausted they are today, when to all appearances they do ~literally nothing~ other than sitting on their asses tweeting stuff out about how oppressed they are. Maybe there is something in the Soylent they are all drinking.
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My guess is this is a family matter. He wouldn’t use “loved one” with twitter people but then again Jake has a warped sense of friendship. Got a dozen hearts and one *hugs* comment.
Edit: some more updates.
Sucking up to people who have him on mute.
Jake who uses phrases like “it’s plainly obvious” to spread propaganda without doing homework, judges other.
Jake hyperinflating his father into tons of men who don’t care for their sack of shit sons.
Jake, an incel old enough to have kids and in debt from his board game, not an education, thinks this is important.
Edit: some more updates.
Sucking up to people who have him on mute.
Jake who uses phrases like “it’s plainly obvious” to spread propaganda without doing homework, judges other.
Jake hyperinflating his father into tons of men who don’t care for their sack of shit sons.
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I hope it was Jono. Seeing Jake get made fun of even by people who used to tolerate him is pretty funny.
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Aaaaand that's a wrap, another successful wardrobe doxing
Fuck that - let's dox his velcro shoes next!
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I'm a bit unclear on the fate of Jake's dad. Did he die or are his parents divorced most likely stemming from the basement troll squatting in their house and refusing to leave?
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I think, going by Jake's tales of woe, his parents divorced when he was still fairly young, so pre-basement dwelling days. He mentioned his dad throwing him into traffic (aka trying to teach his son how to ride a bike) and taking lil Jake to the tittybar (aka grabbing a bite to eat at Hooters) but then his dad just seems to disappear once Jake got older. He's mentioned the divorce a few times but I don't recall him ever talking much about whether he's still in touch with his dad. Anyway, dad's probably happy it wasn't him who got stuck with the weirdo manchild muttering about gamergate.
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Back in the Googleshng Blog days he mainly just got a birthday card with $20 from his dad every year. His dad invited him to his wedding, but Jake didn't go because he hates the climate in Georgia. I can't imagine why, they must have great T-shirt weather.
No word on if he still talks to his dad after trooning out.
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Apologies for the (very late) reply, but a big part of the reason that the visible part of the trans community is crazy is because the sane (and invisible) part is actually living as their preferred gender, and not wanting to acknowledge that they are not actually male (for ftm) or female (for mtf). As a result, those that make "trans" part of their identity are the ones encouraging this behavior.
I guess it could be similar to if the only gay people you knew were the ones on tumblr whose every third word is gay. No one who was actually gay would do that, because they're just living their lives as normal people who happen to be gay, in contrast to those who make it their entire identity (which usually tends to be trenders, at least in this day and age).
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Ever the DM, never the player.
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His dad lives in Georgia or something now, so he probably moved away shortly after the divorce.
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Does he find graphic tees too neckbeardy? Shouldn't he have at least one XXXL Kamen Rider shirt? Solid color giant tees just looks more, I dunno, sped-y. It's like the shoes being velcro. I haven't worn velcro shoes since I was like 8. I guess he really is that lazy.
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I think he doesn't buy them for the same reason I never buy a pot with a pasta strainer, I don't really care or need it, my old shit works just as well. Jake's the same way. He could buy new clothes, even t-shirts online like a lot of people when buying band shirts or even random ida koos stuff, but he doesn't because physical appearance doesn't serve any function to him. Buy new shirts, cut the beard, buy a neon pink wig - you go grrl! but that won't ever happen so until forever he is what he says he is because he says so and no one can say otherwise because he is the DM.
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All of Jake's family used to tolerate him. He's mentioned before feeling betrayed when family members he "used to trust" bring up something he's discussed with them to his mother. Given his recent posts about how family members could easily help him with important stuff, it would not surprise me if he's whining to them and getting pushback.
Jake's youngest cousin just turned 18 and will soon be off to college. Jake's the only one of the cousins who has never established any kind of an adult life so it wouldn't surprise me at all if his excuses for being a NEET are a topic of conversation within the family and if the "bigotry" he heard about was nothing more than "Jake needs to spend less time on trans bullshit and more time on getting an income".
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On a related tangent: how often do you think Jake speaks out loud? Given that he's sitting in front of the computer almost every waking moment, his mom works, and he has an absurd sleeping schedule, he might go weeks without uttering a sound. Some days his mom probably just wakes up and finds a note reading "Out of TENDIES" taped to the fridge.