Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Hey Lukey, since I know you can't stop yourself from lurking here, I'd just like to say that I have held the most incredible woman in my arms that turned out to be my everything. I'm sure most of the people here have. And maybe if you weren't such a CREEPY wannabe tween-diddler with rape face, then you could too! But seeing as how you're utterly incapable of not being a menacing pedo, them's the breaks BRO! Oh, and Happy Father's Day Bitch-tits! Too bad/Praise the heavens that you'll never get to experience that joy either!
 
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IrishAsylum said:
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Hey Lukey, since I know you can't stop yourself from lurking here, I'd just like to say that I have held the most incredible woman in my arms that turned out to be my everything. I'm sure most of the people here have. And maybe if you weren't such a CREEPY wannabe tween-diddler with rape face, then you could too! But seeing as how you're utterly incapable of not being a menacing pedo, them's the breaks BRO! Oh, and Happy Father's Day Bitch-tits! Too bad/Praise the heavens that you'll never get to experience that joy either!
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Huh? Why does he imply that only few people had this moment with another person? He could have had this moment years ago, if only his stupid entitlement was not in his way.
 
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Ah, of course it was Father's day in the US/UK yesterday. I spent an afternoon celebrating with my father over dinner, a moment that Lucas will never have. Lucas won't speak to his parents (even with their efforts to help him), nor will he ever be a parent unless it was a result of a freak accident.

Does Lucas actually want children though, or does he just like (lust) over the idea of having children? Or does he see it as something that comes with having a girlfriend?
 
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Aristophanes said:
Ah, of course it was Father's day in the US/UK yesterday. I spent an afternoon celebrating with my father over dinner, a moment that Lucas will never have. Lucas won't speak to his parents (even with their efforts to help him), nor will he ever be a parent unless it was a result of a freak accident.

Does Lucas actually want children though, or does he just like (lust) over the idea of having children? Or does he see it as something that comes with having a girlfriend?
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I see all of his blather as just something that he thinks will net him sex. His myriad of mental illnesses won't let him see the facts of it. The narcissism clouds all that and makes the lolcow believe all the shit he spews. He sees having a girlfriend or a wife as being insanely important because having someone, to him, automatically include sex. And I'm sure he desperately wants to have children for the same reason, that by having a kid, it means he got to finally get his dick wet.

He's such a huge fucking failure at every possible thing there is in life that there's no way he's capable of raising a kid. FFS the piece of shit doesn't own a single piece of furniture. Other than that one chick a few years ago, tho that seemed fucked up too, he's never had a real relationship. So he romanticizes what stuff like that is, not considering how hard they can be.

Although, another reason could be that he sees marriage and kids as a way to feel like a grown up. Shortly after high school a friend of mine married some girl he'd only been dating a short while. They divorced after about a year and he later admitted to me that one of the reasons he got married was that he wasn't going anywhere in life and he wanted to feel more like an adult, so to him, part of that meant marriage. Could easily be the same with Lucas. He's been a worthless sack of shit his entire life, and maybe sees marriage/kids as some sort of validation that he'll finally be a big boy that nobody can make fun of anymore if he can just get himself a mommy to impregnate.

Or maybe it's just about busting a nut in a young chick, hoping it produces a little girl so that one day he can bust a nut in her as well. He's said a bunch of times how much he would prefer a daughter over a son.
 
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I don't believe this for one second. Cashiers don't just ask rando dudes, who are alone, if they are a dad or not.
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The only possibly maybe but probably not conceivable scenario I could think of was that Lucas wished a chatty male cashier "Happy Father's Day" to which the guy may have asked if he had kids too. This is a huge maybe and in all likelihood it's just another :story: that never happened.
 
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He swears its happening.
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Other than that he's manic posting and has been for like twelve hours at least about everything from immigration kids being separated from their parents, the DNC fucking over Bernie Sanders, people who disagree with him, and how he's forever alone. This tweet sums it all up nicely.
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