TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[GeePee]

This was posted in the CA and Doug Walker threads but I thought it was worth posting here because Kyle plays a pretty big part in it.

Count Jackula made a vlog detailing his experiences with the CA cliques and about several bad instances with other producers. According to him, the one that hurt the most involved Kyle, because he thought they were actually friends until Kyle burned bridges with him over a certain autistic slapfight.

Timestamped for convenience.

given that apparently Kyle hates Brad(a person that everyones seems to like) just because the movies he reviews are beneath Kyle's standards,should we really be surprised that he's that much of an asshole?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

given that apparently Kyle hates Brad(a person that everyones seems to like) just because the movies he reviews are beneath Kyle's standards,should we really be surprised that he's that much of an asshole?

What standards? The guy reviewed a movie about pig fucking, because it would bring him clicks.

 

[Magnum Dong]

given that apparently Kyle hates Brad(a person that everyones seems to like) just because the movies he reviews are beneath Kyle's standards,should we really be surprised that he's that much of an asshole?

Is there confirmation that Kyle hates Brad because of his movie taste? I assumed any hatred was just borne from the resentment toward constantly being called the poor man's version of Brad for years, and/or feeling offended by Brad's schtick (a mockery of the persona Kyle inhabits irl), tbh

 

[friedshrimp]

Does Kyle like anyone, for that matter? I guess only Lindsay, but...

 

[CWCissey]

Does Kyle like anyone, for that matter? I guess only Lindsay, but...

Does he still like his little mate Ven?

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Cross post from Channel Awesome thread

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Maybe social justice is not beneficial to your mental health. You lost at least a couple of friends over it but you just have to do everything Lindsay tells you, right or wrong.

Kyle's tweet about "self harm" makes me wonder about what other problems. We now know he is a severely paranoid cutter... What other horrors is he concealing?

 

[Doctor Stan]

Kyle's tweet about "self harm" makes me wonder about what other problems. We now know he is a severely paranoid cutter... What other horrors is he concealing?

Likely hiding his fear of eggnog ninjas and lamps from the public eye has taken quite the toll on him

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Likely hiding his fear of eggnog ninjas and lamps from the public eye has taken quite the toll on him

the lamps are racist too man
that makes them even more frightening

 

[Magnum Dong]

Does he still like his little mate Ven?

I imagine Kyle and Ven must have drifted apart over the years. The combination of Kyle relocating from DC to NYC in ~2013ish plus him not having commissioned them to do his title cards for at least 3-4 years probably means they don't talk as much. It's possible they still interact on Twitter, but Ven's main account is private so I wouldn't be able to see if they did. He does follow a secondary account of Ven's though, so, there's that.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I imagine Kyle and Ven must have drifted apart over the years. The combination of Kyle relocating from DC to NYC in ~2013ish plus him not having commissioned them to do his title cards for at least 3-4 years probably means they don't talk as much. It's possible they still interact on Twitter, but Ven's main account is private so I wouldn't be able to see if they did. He does follow a secondary account of Ven's though, so, there's that.

I wonder if Ven ever waxed her monobrow?

 

[Frank N Beans]

I wonder if Ven ever waxed her monobrow?

Is there confirmation that Kyle hates Brad because of his movie taste? I assumed any hatred was just borne from the resentment toward constantly being called the poor man's version of Brad for years, and/or feeling offended by Brad's schtick (a mockery of the persona Kyle inhabits irl), tbh

Kyle's psychotic resentment goes even crazier to the point where he actually played fake friend to Brad's ex, waited for her to fall asleep, and crawled into bed with her like a creep.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Brows Held High, FUPA tucked low.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Kyle's psychotic resentment goes even crazier to the point where he actually played fake friend to Brad's ex, waited for her to fall asleep, and crawled into bed with her like a creep.

So Wal-Mart brand Brad Jones tried getting his betters old fuck?

Jokes aside, fuck me this is creepy.

 

[Judge Holden]

Kyle's psychotic resentment goes even crazier to the point where he actually played fake friend to Brad's ex, waited for her to fall asleep, and crawled into bed with her like a creep.

HAHAHAHA OH WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK

Fanatically aggressive and zealous "IF YOU SAY ANYTHING UNWOKE I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO DESTROYING YOOOOU!" male feminist gets outed as a complete fucking creeper who molested a woman while she slept

 

[RodgerDodger]

Kyle's psychotic resentment goes even crazier to the point where he actually played fake friend to Brad's ex, waited for her to fall asleep, and crawled into bed with her like a creep.

/raises hand

Ummm?

WTF?

Look not to “dox rape victims” but this is getting a bit weird. This same chick, and this same Magfest? this is the woman that ended up naked in a mob of “ friends” on a stream from I think it was Diamonds Hagan’s Room (she and her wife had left long before that point to escape the revelers) and the one that was later passing out drunk that got Jewario’d. Add Kyle here to the list, was there any member of the Woke feminist members of the horribly unfunny internet reviewer community that did not do something awful and abusive and/or criminal to this same poor woman that weekend? With Friends Like These...?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Kyle's psychotic resentment goes even crazier to the point where he actually played fake friend to Brad's ex, waited for her to fall asleep, and crawled into bed with her like a creep.

Okay, we can officially write "incel" next to his name. What a socially retarded faggot.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

That moment you realize that the guy that wanted to fuck a green m&m is less of a creep compared to others on the site...

Seriously, though, Kyle doing this doesn't surprise me. I remember watching his video about Spring Breakers and feeling that his little rant about the "male gaze" at the end was shoved in to try and hide that he only watched the movie to see attractive young women get almost naked, smoke pot, and watch MLP. (No, seriously. There's a scene of 2 of the girls watching MLP while sharing a joint)

 

[Water-T]

Seriously, though, Kyle doing this doesn't surprise me. I remember watching his video about Spring Breakers and feeling that his little rant about the "male gaze" at the end was shoved in to try and hide that he only watched the movie to see attractive young women get almost naked, smoke pot, and watch MLP. (No, seriously. There's a scene of 2 of the girls watching MLP while sharing a joint)

I couldn't force myself to finish his video on Spring Breakers. He keeps reviewing Harmony Korine's films and trying to convince himself that there will be some serious merit to the movie, only to realize at the end that Korine is a tryhard hack. Like you said, it's clear that Kyle only wanted an excuse to perv out at hot, barely legal girls prancing around in bikinis and waving guns.

 

[Harlan Wick]

I'm amazed no one cited this cancerous video of Kyle's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWMTGF1pNw

 

[RodgerDodger]

I'm amazed no one cited this cancerous video of Kyle's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWMTGF1pNw

That would require actually watching one of his videos. Which is just more than a sane stable mind can handle.