what i ate today | restaurant style

[Orange Banana]

Looks like she didn't disable embedding on this video. Could have been just a one off for the last one. Probably just fatfingered the option for it last video.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

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I'm fucking dying. That guy looks personally offended. And it appears his teenage son is getting quite a hoot from Amber too.

Nah. They fancy her. She's always turning down men hitting on her.

She said it, so it must be true.

 

[Crisseh]

Jesus her knuckles look like she's played in dirt. Go get your beetus checked, Amber!

Acanthosis Nigricans. She has clean signs in both the neck ring and the knuckles, a doctor would not let her step out the door the moment she came into the office for a checkup. There is no way anyone would say with the dark markings that she is "healthy". Clean signs she developing, or most likely has type 2 beetus.

Which if she keeps putting off, can be fatal. She tries to hide it with the neck chokers due to comments, but its been seen a few times.

No clue how she could look at her hands, and neck dark ring, and be like "okay this is fine!". I'd be worried as hell.

 

[easyaf]

Under those worn out yoga pants lies the mystery of the shape of Big AL's legs.... a horror man was never meant to know.

I suspect that's why she's wearing the long t-shirt instead of a tank top under the shawl thing. Not so much the arms (as there would be some coverage there), as the attempt to hide the roll/shape of the fupa. If the shawl thing fit her the way it was supposed to it would do some work camouflaging that area (that's partly what they're designed for in normal range fat people, to cover problem areas while staying somewhat cool), but with it being too small she's jsut added more layers and made it worse. At this point, you're 500lbs: people can see. Just put on the tank and at least reap the benefits of being cooler in the heat.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Or just start wearing tunics. They are actually quite cute and fashionable. Anybody can pull them off. Thin and morbidly obese alike. Also, wearing patterns is a great way to disguise rolls as well. The only thing tight clothing does is emphasize her "shape" like the Michelin man. There are sleeveless ones too, but I'm assuming she wouldn't like those.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

If she got a mumu - call that tunic what it really is - she'd have yet another reason to not lose weight.

"See; it fits. Fuck you haters" *wipes sweet and sour chicken sauce from her third chin while she eye fucks the camera* "Don't I look sexxxay?"

 

[BerriesArnold]

Let's be fair here. Those are called tunics. Let's not shame them.

However, like pokemon, they do evolve into "mumus" once morbidly obese people wear them. Once they do that thing where they cling to the top of your protruding 90-degree angle ass, then they're mumus.

Wearing tight clothes is not going to stop our main girl from gaining weight. At least she'll be dying in style.

 

[Despair_and_destruction]

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Her knuckles are the same color as mine, except I'm black

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

At 58 seconds is the least intimidating threat I've ever heard.
"Imma kick yo ass"

Are we going to see/hear more annoying phone conversations now that she has a dedicated video camera?

Why is she wearing a doilie?

God, listening to her labored breath while she walks is painful. Where the fuck does she get all this money from to go out to dinner and buy purses and shit?

I think somebody basically proved she makes almost nothing a month.

Hah, "I forgot to show what I was eating"



Also, funny that she says both "hedgehog" AND "sonic" in this video.

 

[JerkyPirate]

Her ear is bleeding. At around 5:18 or so. Must've caught her earring on the tablecloth she's wearing.

I mean, there's just no way she's not trolling at this point right? Why would you leave your crusty bleeding ear in shot.
I noticed on her Twitter how much she loves retweeting people who furiously give her asspatts but never the ones that say that the haters could always just stop watching if they hated her so much. HMMM.
Anyways, hooktube or die imo.

 

[Long time lurker]

Now I'm wondering if people are staring at her more because of the camera than her weight,

I also noticed that she was almost hiding the camera when she walked into TJMax. I wonder how many places she was told to turn the camera off.

People probably think that she’s there to cause some kind of problem, and she wants camera footage as evidence of some imaginary slight probably related to her obesity.

That's a good point, and something I didn't think of. I was going by her filming (accidentally or not) other people without their consent.

Seeing those darkened knuckles and panda eyes is terrifying in HD

When she was using her phone she was still able to get away with the dark areas being dirty. With the HD camera it became very clear that the skin in those areas is also thicker.

It's another no-win situation for Amber. If she kept the quality of the video low, and ignored the dark areas, some people will say that she's a nasty person with no personal hygiene. With HD, it becomes clear what it really is.

Or just start wearing tunics.

She bought one the other day - it didn't fit her (it was huge and looked like a table cloth).

 

[SweetDee]

I mean, there's just no way she's not trolling at this point right? Why would you leave your crusty bleeding ear in shot.
I noticed on her Twitter how much she loves retweeting people who furiously give her asspatts but never the ones that say that the haters could always just stop watching if they hated her so much. HMMM.
Anyways, hooktube or die imo.

I think she's been trolling very recently because she figures if people are going to hate on her, she may as well really deserve it. Before that however, no, I don't think she was. Amberlynn Reid is a disgusting person, and she's been one for a very long time now.

 

[Dangerhair]

Some of that Torrid stuff may have looked decent (and even that is being as generous as 4XL super stretch leggings) on even 300-350 lb Ambo, but she's made the transition from fat person shape to just fat.

At her size nothing fits. Nothing looks the way it's supposed to. Apple/pear/whatever distribution is out the window when the body just starts storing fat wherever it can.

Whether it's fat fashion or a mumu, it's functionally the same on big AL.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Rotund

Leviathan.

 

[497]

She's such a trainwreck.
Did torrid not have leggings in her size?

You know what's funny is those aren't even leggings... it's been said those are yoga pants. Looking at the full length pic posted you can see they aren't tight around the ankles like leggings would be. They are supposed to be boot cut yoga pants but her calves are so big she fills them out. That's how she can swim in them since they are that workout spandex fabric meant to absorb sweat.

 

[DuckSucker]

Portly

Large and In-charge.

 

[Null]

“trying to get to her” (whoever called animal control) “and that’s not gonna happen”

I'm again going to express my disapproval of trying to get mostly-taken-care-of animals removed from the home. The only thing that will happen with those creatures is they will be euthanized. You're not being a humanitarian by harassing Amberlynn and wasting ASPCA resources.

 

[pickleniggo]

You know what's funny is those aren't even leggings... it's been said those are yoga pants. Looking at the full length pic posted you can see they aren't tight around the ankles like leggings would be. They are supposed to be boot cut yoga pants but her calves are so big she fills them out. That's how she can swim in them since they are that workout spandex fabric meant to absorb sweat.

It's been pointed out to me before and I never realized how ridiculous this is until now. She literally would not be able to fit her legs into leggings without the seams busting open. One of the most forgiving items of clothing is impossible for her to wear. Good god. My second thought is why even make yoga pants in that big of a size but whatever.

 

[Twinkie]

I wonder why she refuses to wear skirts? That's what you do when you get that big. I remember this gigantic Weight Loss Journey chick who at her high weight was like 550 and she said a few times "I just don't feel comfortable wearing pants right now" so she wore maxi skirts.

Obviously the reason was because she was too fat for any pants on earth but the point is they do make skirts big enough for 500++ elbees.

 

[another day another binge]

^because her ankles would show, I think this is her biggest issue (in her mind). It's easier to 'wind-up' a skirt than tight trousers.