Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He thinks.... Ditching voters.... Will help Dems win elections.... With... Less votes...

I think he finally broke me.....
Remember how earlier bob was going on about how there’s “Thinkers and Believers”

Well he wasn’t wrong; he does not think and he believes that his superiors will succeed if they act on his verbal diary.
 
Remember how earlier bob was going on about how there’s “Thinkers and Believers”

Well he wasn’t wrong; he does not think and he believes that his superiors will succeed if they act on his verbal diary.

It's just... How do you win elections with LESS votes? How does cutting out a large swath of your voters help you win?

Hell, didn't Hillary JUST lose an election by ignoring and cutting out a large chunk of her potential voting base?

I mean.... He even admitted earlier she lost their votes by not even so much as visiting their states during the campaign.....

you need MORE votes to win an election....

I.... I got nothing here....
 
Is there any evidence he actually says any of this shit, though? He doesn't strike me as someone too eager to get into a meatspace confrontation, more resigned himself to online tantrums. My money would be on few of the people he meets in person on a regular basis (that don't follow his online presence) likely aren't even aware of his politics.

It depends on whether Bob considers the other party a physical threat. I imagine that Bob's family are the most human interaction he gets outside of Twitter, and they probably just smile and nod whenever he rants about the wasteland. If someone tranquilized him and dropped him in a midwestern town, I think he has just enough intelligence not to agitate anyone because he would be in "hostile territory" far from the safety of Boston.

For all our talk of Bob lacking self-awareness, I think he possesses enough for self-preservation. I think he is aware on some base level that he is horribly out of shape and, despite his "tough guy" routine, has no fighting prowess. Chances are he would be on the floor before he could throw his first punch if he got in an altercation with one or more of the obsolescent blue-collar he despises so much. I often wonder if he is even vaguely aware that he has no political savvy so he just barks on Twitter with the rest of the seals.

The very nature of Twitter allows him to exist in a bubble where he can be a condescending prick to anyone that calls him out on his bullshit. Put him on stage with a true intellectual like Thomas Sowell or Ben Shapiro--hell, Steven Crowder with have a field day mocking Bobby-kins--before a live studio audience and he would sperge out and humiliate himself. I honestly don't think he would expose himself like that. Like "St." Anita, he has to be in control of his environment.

It's just... How do you win elections with LESS votes? How does cutting out a large swath of your voters help you win?

Simple. Demographic replacement by importing migrants to displace "the obsolete" as they will be beholden to the Democrats to receive benefits in exchange for votes. Or least that's what Bob hopes.
 
The funny thing about Bob's Chinese dick sucking is that he is incredibly ignorant of them, their culture, and their history.
This pisses me off so much. He makes all these claimes about what certain nations and peoples and cultures are like and how they work but he has no fucking clue of what he's talking about!

A couple of months ago he admitted on Twitter that the furthest he's ever been from Boston is Texas. He has never even been outside of his own country! He has never experienced another culture and yet he acts like he knows exactly what it's like to live on the other side of the planet and how they should run their own country.

He claims that Islam isn't that bad despite having never visited the Middle East, he claims that mass-immigration hasn't devastated western Europe despite never having seen it with his own eyes and he seems to think that every country and culture is basically the same even though there are HUGE fundamental differences, differences that become obvious for anyone who actually puts in the effort to see it for themselves.

So I guess what I'm saying is; shut the fuck up about other cultures and other countries, Bob! You don't know what the fuck you're talking about!

WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING PERSONS??? Is that even a real word?
 
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He just compared someone to a thumb.

He's totally checking this thread.
If he is then I wish he'd contact me so I can explain comics to him and not have my autism going off whenever he misreads wikipedia. Forget the politics, I could settle for him to at least be literate in the shit he spergs about. As he likes pointing out, it is his "job".
 
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Though I have to admit, the "mayonnaise ghouls" thing is so OTT that if I'd come into this blind, I'd think Bob was a Godfrey Elfwick-like parody of a far-left pop culture sperg. It's that special blend of spite and childishness ("goobergrape") that fulfills Poe's law.
(I wonder, though, if midwesterners are "mayonnaise ghouls," what does that make obese Bostonians? "Frosting behemoths?")
 
It's just... How do you win elections with LESS votes? How does cutting out a large swath of your voters help you win?

Hell, didn't Hillary JUST lose an election by ignoring and cutting out a large chunk of her potential voting base?

I mean.... He even admitted earlier she lost their votes by not even so much as visiting their states during the campaign.....

you need MORE votes to win an election....

I.... I got nothing here....
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Says the man who uses it to mean "People I disagree with".
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"Nazi" is short for "National SOCIALIST" (in german).

Maybe Eric isn't the one who doesn't know what words mean...

I've got to see what replies were there.
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Don't forget everyone #2 & 9 on the Nazi platform...
"We demand equality of rights for the German people in respect to the other nations;"
"All citizens must have equal rights and obligations."

Oh good, someone called him out.
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(Bonus fun of #23 on the Nazi platform: We demand legal opposition to known lies and their promulgation through the press.)
 
Kinda funny you're retweeting someone with coincidence echoes in their name.
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Kinda funny you're retweeting someone with coincidence echoes in their name.
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Funny story: much like Bob did last week with the ICE agent's tattoo, Dean here got in trouble for calling a guy on Twitter who had a photo of his veteran father as a profile pic a Nazi over memorial day weekend.

Autism runs even in Bob's retweets.
 
Funny story: much like Bob did last week with the ICE agent's tattoo, Dean here got in trouble for calling a guy on Twitter who had a photo of his veteran father as a profile pic a Nazi over memorial day weekend.

Autism runs even in Bob's retweets.

The occasional screencap of Bob's followers (there's a phrase to chill the blood) is useful in that it's a reminder the people he interacts with (the people he chooses to interact with, mind!) are often even more batshit crazy than he is.
 
It depends on whether Bob considers the other party a physical threat. I imagine that Bob's family are the most human interaction he gets outside of Twitter, and they probably just smile and nod whenever he rants about the wasteland. If someone tranquilized him and dropped him in a midwestern town, I think he has just enough intelligence not to agitate anyone because he would be in "hostile territory" far from the safety of Boston.

It's probably like when granny starts talking about them Blacks. You just roll your eyes and tolerate her bullshit.
 
Going back to the post of someone sharing a beer with Bob, does Bob even drink beer? Or does he see it as an "dudebro" drink and he consumes "superior" alcoholic beverages like wine?
 
The subject of whether the nazis were genuinely socialist is more nuanced than a Twitter debate would allow.

The core beliefs of nazism were anti-capitalist and this formed the basis for the anti-semitism of many prominent nazis rather than racial theories or crude racism of others.

The support of big business is often used as evidence against socialist motives but there is never a bigger supporter of free spending (big) government than big business, combined with cheap labour and removal of trade unions they were prepared to hold their noses and join with a band of anti-capitalists.

Suppression of workers rights and racism were certainly not in line with mainstream socialism of the time, although the current identity politics of today would likely be a surprise to many mainstream socialists of the pre war years.

The most socialist of the leading nazis such as the Strassers and Rohm were either murdered or exiled once power had been achieved but they were instrumental in the rise to power and, at several junctures, they could have potentially seized control of the party.

Subjectively I would characterize Goering as the most conservative of the leading nazis and Goebels and Himmler as the most radical and anti-capitalist. It is no use trying to work out a coherent political philosophy for Hitler, he was convinced of his own genius and was guided by whatever thought popped into his head that day becoming more dependent on the opportunist Martin Borman as the war dragged on.

In short it was a personality cult, a blank canvas that enabled angry and disillusioned people to project what they wanted onto it much as self decalred pro and anti nazi people do today on Twitter.

As an aside it is ironic that the war started by a racist party lead to a huge influx of foreign forced migrant workers into Germany far dwarfing today's immigration numbers.
 
He is indeed on record as enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade -- truly the beverage of the Superior Future.
While I like some mixed drinks, and pretty much any alcohol, I'm surprised that he hasn't had alcoholic Mountain Dew with his Doritos while playing Mario.
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After all, Mountain Dew is slang for moonshine, and was originally made as a drink mixer in the 1940s.
 
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