NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Tiny Clanger]

Can we all go to the inevitable candlelight vigil and singing of Kumbaya? Wearing our shiny new KFarmer t-shirts?

What am I saying, of course there won't be a candlelight vigil. That would be far too triggering. It'll be a turn-a-torch-on-and-off-gently vigil. That'll show 'em!

Edit for fergots - "this is what free speech absolutism leads to."
Ye gods, it's impossible to satirise these numpties. Swift will be revolving in his grave.

 

[NQ 952]

"Free speech absolutism" is my new favorite crazy catchphrase.

 

[Stock Photo James]

"What kind of garbage name is KiwiFarm anyway, learn how to name things you alt-right shits."

This got me good. It sounds like something a child says when he can't come up with a good insult. Out of all of the things he could have said, "learn how to name things" was his best. Too funny.

What kind of names are Resetera and Neogaf anyways? Glass Houses

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

The reason people hate the farms is becaise when we go after a lolcow, we document all the shit THEY put out in public. We don't hack it or drive by their windows, they practically give it to everyone like the idiots they are.

They call us cyberstalkers because they've yet to realize once something is online, it's online forever. Every cringy tweet and profile picture, all your teen deviancy, the time you sent a teen girl your micropenis, it's permanent.

All we do is just collect it in one place so we can laugh at it later.

"The site is full of hatespeech and vile people!" is basically just agreeing that the people covered here deserve it.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Man, watching these guys with their own lack of self awareness is quite remarkable.

Well, here's hoping we get some new members out of it. Our Games subforum involves a lot more actual thought and critique than most fucking Games Journo sites any day.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Spoiler: How could the internet lie to me like this, time for the last resort fortress

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It still honestly surprises me how many women actually browse the farms, as well as the gays and even IIRC a couple of transgender people. Its almost like humans are complicated and more than a series of labels that can be used for internet points

And then there are the times where a lolcow will come onto the site and actually get along with others, which raises the question of how bad are we really if the folks that are "stalked" and "harassed" can engage us in a civil manner?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

And then there are the times where a lolcow will come onto the site and actually get along with others, which raises the question of how bad are we really if the folks that are "stalked" and "harassed" can engage us in a civil manner?

It's a mindbender innit?

Then again, I'd fully expect the "people" on ResetERA to either consider those kinds of cow to be on our level, or just a Kiwi pretending to be them.

 

[Professor Iris]

I love the part where somebody suggested the real reason she killed herself was Brianna Wu, only to get banned for "Whataboutism."

 

[Slap47]

Perhaps people desperately trying to be upper middle class trendsetters are miserable all of the time because their entire existence is dedicated to saving face with some hysterical in-group.

Man, watching these guys with their own lack of self awareness is quite remarkable.

Well, here's hoping we get some new members out of it. Our Games subforum involves a lot more actual thought and critique than most fucking Games Journo sites any day.

Its an odd thing but their title specific threads are entirely different from their political/game shit topic of the week threads. The people actually discuss videogames blissfully unaware of the madness happening across most of the forum. The two sides literally mock eachother sometimes.

 

[NQ 952]

It's a mindbender innit?

Then again, I'd fully expect the "people" on ResetERA to either consider those kinds of cow to be on our level, or just a Kiwi pretending to be them.

Because, like more cows, they think the Internet is serious business.

 

[idosometimes]

I was actually just reading that thread. They didn't say it was a forum feature, they just said that we kept track of our killcounts ourselves and were proud of them.

As a side note, how much time after joining the farms does it take for you to be considered behind on your tranny killing quota?

In the old days, you had to kill a gaggle of trannies to be considered for membership here. Now they let anyone in. It is a clear case of chasing easy shekels over maintaining quality standards.

Remember when "SlutHate" thought we're a "feminist Pokemon forum?"

No one actually cares what a group says or does when they want to disparage them. When "alt-right' started getting big, people in the actual news were using it without understanding groups it was being applied to. Some news thing from the UK used /r9k/ as an example of "alt-right."

 

[Optimus Prime]

"What kind of garbage name is KiwiFarm anyway, learn how to name things you alt-right shits."

This got me good. It sounds like something a child says when he can't come up with a good insult. Out of all of the things he could have said, "learn how to name things" was his best. Too funny.

The funniest part there being that so many cows kept having trouble pronouncing or straight up spelling the old name 'CWC forums' (the CWC part I sorta get since it really isn't even a pronounceable word and you have to learn it's pronounced "quick"...but forums always got misspelled somehow despite being a legitimate word), with Kiwi Farms ending up being both the most common mistake and most popular among the users here when the rebranding came along.

 

[oddish]

y'know... i worked really hard on that ed article that chloe loved so much he vandalized it twice. just sayin' reserERA could give me a little credit for killing him ;-;

 

[MasterDisaster]

Going through the posts it somewhat impressive how many of them are demanding 'everyone on the site needs to be arrested' or worse. That'd be like arresting everyone in a two block radius of a murder because they were just in the general vicinity.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"alt-right"

It's like I said: seems to them, "alt-right" is "anything (or anyone) I don't like."

That'd be like arresting everyone in a two block radius of a murder because they were just in the general vicinity.

The idea that KF isn't a homogeneous collective of Doritos munching, Mountain Dew guzzling, fedora or trilby clad, basement dwelling, "alt-right," GamerGate, white, neckbeard MRAs could unravel the identity politics narrative they clearly believe.

 

[anephric]

What gets me is that these jamokes obviously don’t understand what “alt-right” actually entails in the real world. So instead of trying to figure it out, they just use it as a smear but it doesn’t paint either said any more clearly. It’s like a kid who’s reading his big sister’s college books and sounding out the words but doesn’t understand any of them.

How much you wanna bet most of them aren’t even finished with middle school yet?

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

That fundraiser was actually Chloe tricking a bunch of people into giving him free money for a sex reassignment operation by claiming the surgery was actually to remove shrapnel from inside his body that was going to kill him.

Shrapnel inside the body? This is some fucking Tranny Stark bullshit right there.
"He built his vagina as a cave! With a box of scraps!"

 

[jondogma]

What gets me is that these jamokes obviously don’t understand what “alt-right” actually entails in the real world. So instead of trying to figure it out, they just use it as a smear but it doesn’t paint either said any more clearly. It’s like a kid who’s reading his big sister’s college books and sounding out the words but doesn’t understand any of them.

How much you wanna bet most of them aren’t even finished with middle school yet?

This seems to be everything places like tumbler base their business model on, so... yeah, demographics check out.

 

[Raging Capybara]

How much you wanna bet most of them aren’t even finished with middle school yet?

ResetERA's userbase is very old, most people there are adults and some even married. Also it explains why so many are nostalgic for stupid games like 3D collectathon platformers.

 

[Ruin]

ResetERA's userbase is very old, most people there are adults and some even married. Also it explains why so many are nostalgic for stupid games like 3D collectathon platformers.

That actually explains a lot about them actually. Boomers by far have the most hysterical politics.