Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The moving blob is among the most unpleasent people I have the "honor" of knowing about. Everytime he opens his mouth he spew biles all over twitter. We have talked about this before, but Bob see everything in absolute. You are either good or evil, nothing inbetween. "The evil" people can't have decent arguments for why they are "evil", they are just evil. It is someone who goes in the first grade world
 
"Dodongo dislikes lettin' it go..."

Gets into a slapfight so long that I had to spoiler it.
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Why do you look like a thumb?
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tfw the only reason he didn't say something terrible was because the other party's a lesbian.
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Twilight is upon us, and soon, salt must flow:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-upholds-trump-travel-ban-n873441

I await with fear and trembling the coming word vomit regarding racism and the Unevolved Mayonnaise Ghouls.
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And to top it all off, Bob getting BTFO by Jay Oliva, a successful storyboard artist/animation director who's worked with DC.
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With how much Bob fakes his knowledge in capeshit, you'd think he'd notice by now that "REEEE DC" or "REEE MARVEL" is a good way to spot people who've never read comics and at best have only seen cartoons/movies. It's one of the few unanimous opinions as you're debating logos and not the content of individual series themselves.
 
"Dodongo dislikes lettin' it go..."

Gets into a slapfight so long that I had to spoiler it.

Why do you look like a thumb?
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tfw the only reason he didn't say something terrible was because the other party's a lesbian.
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And to top it all off, Bob getting BTFO by Jay Oliva, a successful storyboard artist/animation director who's worked with DC.
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Even though I disagree with the Chapo Trap House crowd on almost everything, they're spot on the money when it comes to the absurd emphasis certain other factions of the left (i.e., the more mainstream Hilary Clinton wing) place on corporate media somehow inspiring social upheaval. If anything, it's more an expression of what people are feeling at the moment, rather than the thing that drives said feelings, and people like Blob are just trying to justify their their love of empty pap like most big-budget blockbusters these days.
 
Even though I disagree with the Chapo Trap House crowd on almost everything, they're spot on the money when it comes to the absurd emphasis certain other factions of the left (i.e., the more mainstream Hilary Clinton wing) place on corporate media somehow inspiring social upheaval. If anything, it's more an expression of what people are feeling at the moment, rather than the thing that drives said feelings, and people like Blob are just trying to justify their their love of empty pap like most big-budget blockbusters these days.
Disney's Fox's Avengers' X-Men's "Feminist Revolution" ™ coming to a theater near you Summer 2020.

"But it's fine because the fact someone might turn it into a feminist icon means everything. Don't @ me for loving blockbusters"
 
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Dobson already drew Moviebob a long time ago, but i only found a low-resolution copy of it.
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I'm not 100% if he drew it or not (not even his personal site had a copy), but it looks like a Dobson drawing to me.
Bob wasn't that thin even on the day his mother evicted from her womb which trivia was the last time he touched a vagina.
 
The moving blob is among the most unpleasent people I have the "honor" of knowing about. Everytime he opens his mouth he spew biles all over twitter. We have talked about this before, but Bob see everything in absolute. You are either good or evil, nothing inbetween. "The evil" people can't have decent arguments for why they are "evil", they are just evil. It is someone who goes in the first grade world
what's really strange is how he advocates these extreme measures against what are more or less normal people. he thinks the half of his country who disagree with him politically represent some kind of subhuman class that needs to be put into a lower caste system so that he can have his progressive values.

gonna have a rude awakening when more trumps come down the line. it's too bad Elon Musk was born in South Africa because he'd make a great Trump Mk. II
 
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"Well I think it's funny!"
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Imagine blowing yourself for being smart, followed by blowing off facts because it doesn't fit your narrative.
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And despite all that, you still live in a basement.
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