Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

I would LOVE to see all that verified.

And "seven" published books? Those are self-published, Bobbo. (which normally I don't knock self-publishing but with this guy...)

Seven self-published books, with six of them being reprints of articles you can find online.

He's inflating his accomplishments more than his waistline.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Seven self-published books, with six of them being reprints of articles you can find online.

He's inflating his accomplishments more than his waistline.

Well not to mention his crowning literary achievement is infamous for comparing the unveiling of Mario 3 to 9/11.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Well I think it's funny!"
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Imagine blowing yourself for being smart, followed by blowing off facts because it doesn't fit your narrative.
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And despite all that, you still live in a basement.
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YOU DON'T GET TO CALL SIX SELF-PUBLISHED COLLECTIONS OF YOUR ONLINE DRIVEL AND ONE SELF-PUBLISHED MEMOIR THAT HAS RESULTED IN YEARS OF ONLINE MOCKERY """""SEVEN PUBLISHED BOOKS"""" YOU SELF-AGGRANDIZING DELUSIONAL BAG OF BUFFALO JISM

Edit: N...ninja'd by @SexyTimesHitler

It burns, children.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

And to top it all off, Bob getting BTFO by Jay Oliva, a successful storyboard artist/animation director who's worked with DC.

Oh man you left out some great parts.

Something tells me Bob's reputation among those that work in companies like DC isn't as high according to Jay Oliva's smack to this. It seems he's so toxic to the point of being the laughing stock among DC workers. Which speaks a lot about your character, chimpman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob might as well have a kick me sign on his back. Thankfully, his diabetic limbs can't tear the sign off.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob might as well have a kick me sign on his back. Thankfully, his diabetic limbs can't tear the sign off.

You made me snarf seltzer, you sonofabitch.

I love when Bob starts whining about "harassment mobs." He spends all day spewing out the nastiest, most snide, most self-righteous filth imaginable about all his awful political enemies, and the moment he gets some pushback he starts fuming about how he's being targeted or making empty threats about defamation. It amazes me that for such a big, thuggish looking douchebag, he hasn't the faintest idea that this behavior makes him look like an absolute pussy.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob might as well have a kick me sign on his back. Thankfully, his diabetic limbs can't tear the sign off.

Even DC fans are getting in on the fun:

Imagine being so mad on the internet that you need a punching bag and self-delusion in order to vent your anger.

 

[The Nothingness]

Does he gas out after one hit at the bag?

 

[Mola Ram]

Does he gas out after one hit at the bag?

 

[RockVolnutt]

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I'd like to think if I was a gainfully employed artist working on an IP with a legacy, I'd see that as a reason to not fish for twitter likes by screaming "NAZI" at my customers on social media for "Woke" posters who'll turn on me at the drop of a hat. Especially obese middle-aged white neckbeards who are the "Nice Guys" of race relations.

Then again, I get "happy people give you money". What do I know?

 

[Flexo]

I love when Bob starts whining about "harassment mobs." He spends all day spewing out the nastiest, most snide, most self-righteous filth imaginable about all his awful political enemies, and the moment he gets some pushback he starts fuming about how he's being targeted or making empty threats about defamation. It amazes me that for such a big, thuggish looking douchebag, he hasn't the faintest idea that this behavior makes him look like an absolute pussy.

Just like how he'll post tweets by random people all the time? Only thing that keeps it from being a harassment mob is that with his fan count it's more like a harassment... bowling team.

George Lucas???

 

[Mola Ram]

George Lucas???

I literally just looked for "fat guy punching bag" on YouTube and hoped I'd find something funny. So, probably not.

 

[Flexo]

I literally just looked for "fat guy punching bag" on YouTube and hoped I'd find something funny. So, probably not.

I figured, but you have to admit, it does look like Lucas.

 

[Mola Ram]

I figured, but you have to admit, it does look like Lucas.

I dunno, Lucas was never that fat when he was young. Took several years of calling for Kathleen Kennedy and the chocolate icing, and by then he was all silver haired.

 

[Detrogen]

Bob might as well have a kick me sign on his back. Thankfully, his diabetic limbs can't tear the sign off.

Knowing Bob, he’d put a “kick me” sign there himself and say “I never said that” when a line forms around the block.

 

[Mola Ram]

Knowing Bob, he’d put a “kick me” sign there himself and say “I never said that” when a line forms around the block.

Bob would put a "kick me" sign on a coal miner with black lung disease, then when someone rocketed a size 10 up Bob's prodigious ass, he'd howl about how unfair it was and how he's not a good target, Christ no.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I love when Bob starts whining about "harassment mobs." He spends all day spewing out the nastiest, most snide, most self-righteous filth imaginable about all his awful political enemies, and the moment he gets some pushback he starts fuming about how he's being targeted or making empty threats about defamation. It amazes me that for such a big, thuggish looking douchebag, he hasn't the faintest idea that this behavior makes him look like an absolute pussy.

So, a classic case of dishing it, but not being able to take it. Being a critic just adds another layer of irony.

Perfect transition into...

1. Compared to you two chucklefucks, they're the second coming of Ebert. (But I do like Double Toasted.)
2. Wow, the projection.

 

[Red Hood]

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Bob would just like to think he's gainfully employed and not living off of ebegging to support his autistic drivel.

Also, the last name Oliva is of Latin origin. Is that fat white shitlord Chipman erasing the narrative of a person of another ethnicity?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

So, a classic case of dishing it, but not being able to take it. Being a critic just adds another layer of irony.

Perfect transition into...
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1. Compared to you two chucklefucks, they're the second coming of Ebert. (But I do like Double Toasted.)
2. Wow, the projection.
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Don't you dare bring Korey, and the crew into the same sentence as the fat fuck. They are a billion times more entertaining, and charismatic than Bob could ever wish.