Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

And that flat bills name Albert Einstein.

 

[Heckler1]

It's always a flat bill that offends him, isn't it?View attachment 486218He's come a long way from being a model socialist who thanklessly spends his EBT card on food for people in need to now refusing to help anyone until he gets a girlfriend.

I guess he's never going to help anyone then

 

[AmpleApricots]

Pretty creepy especially considering that he once made a tweet or facebook post (it's somewhere in this thread) where he explicitly states that he's into ageplay/sexualized "daddy"/daughter relationships. He'd totally molest his own daughter and plans to do so. The only way he could make this more clear would be by tweeting "I'd molest my own daughter if I had one".

Thankfully he'll die alone so no worries.

 

[Rogowski]

EDIT: He deleted this tweet.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

View attachment 486307EDIT: He deleted this tweet.

If anything, Lucas is in desperate need of a ballcap.

 

[one_time_user]

If anything, Lucas is in desperate need of a ballcap.

i don't know how to do text strike through on here but lets all pretend I did and 'ballcap' is struck through, followed by regular text 'fleshlight'

 

[ManbearPig]

When/if Lucas is even able to take the remedial calculator class, I can see him doing some bullshit where he sees a bunch of numbers in the calculator somehow in his creep mind equates that to the Fibonacci sequence justifying him fucking underage girls.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

i don't know how to do text strike through on here but lets all pretend I did and 'ballcap' is struck through, followed by regular text 'fleshlight'

He's too small for a fleshlight. He's better off with a fifi fitted into a shot glass.

 

[Aristophanes]

Where did Lucas get the idea that ballcaps (esp. flatbills) were for "immature boys"? They're pretty much everywhere, and anyone from old men to young women wear them.

I'd bet that Lucas would happily wear a fedora given the chance seeing he "dresses to the nines".

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Where did Lucas get the idea that ballcaps (esp. flatbills) were for "immature boys"? They're pretty much everywhere, and anyone from old men to young women wear them.

I'd bet that Lucas would happily wear a fedora given the chance seeing he "dresses to the nines".

He likes to focus on one specific aspect of the males that date his targeted demographic. It's a common trait among incels. The most common focus is sagging pants'd thugs.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

He's still mad about someone taking his picture:

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He's still mad about someone taking his picture:

The only way I see anyone getting violent with Lucas is if he tries to get handsy with a girl. I can't recall where, but there was an incident where Lucas tried to get aggressive and he got kicked. He immediately backed down like a scolded puppy.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

The only way I see anyone getting violent with Lucas is if he tries to get handsy with a girl. I can't recall where, but there was an incident where Lucas tried to get aggressive and he got kicked. He immediately backed down like a scolded puppy.

I believe this is probably the incident you’re referring to. It’s a whole lot of screeching from both parties tbh.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I believe this is probably the incident you’re referring to. It’s a whole lot of screeching from both parties tbh.

Actually I think @Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th was referring to when Lucas talked to a young woman who had "noticed him noticing her" and was promptly kicked in the face by the older woman who was accompanying her. I'll try to find screenshots describing the incident.

Edit: found it

 

[Rogowski]

@Null

 

[Rescuetoast]

Making demands from your private, locked down Twitter is a real power move.

 

[Twrx]

@NullView attachment 486679

He seems to have forgotten he called the FBI on us.

 

[Rogowski]

He seems to have forgotten he DM'd the FBI Twitter account about us.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Eddward]

Only Lucas would threaten to call the FBI on us, then beg for the thread to be taken down instead. What happened to the feds, Lukie?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

He said that he emailed the FBI, and emailed whatever email is in the "removing content" page.
Whether he actually did or not is a different story; I haven't seen anything from him pop up in the mail thread.