Fiveseven15
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reminds me of thad mcmichael. wanting to adopt a /loli sex slave'
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Or "ouchdaddy" James Terry Mitchell Jr, also a pedophile.
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Never thought I'd say this but thank goodness adopting a child is prohibitively expensive for a lot of people, especially pedophiles on SSI. Plus there's a fairly extensive vetting process and home visits- my family had to have like 6 months worth of caseworker visits and they had very specific requirements. This is probably exactly why they do that.
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This isn't the first time Lucas has had dick in his mouth.Lucas: "stop taking pictures of me if you see me in public"
Also Lucas:
I've never even been to WA and know of Dicks it's famous enough to be on TV and what not, place looks good. For someone who's on welfare, and some how not homeless even though over staying his allowed time at his flop house with out a single way to live solo or effort to do more than gorging and being a sleeze.
No way, Lucas wants to molest kids, there's no way anyone would allow him near kids, for clear reasons. So he thinks if he makes some then he can go full preist/baseball coach /sneaky uncle. Since he doesn't view people as anything other than mere tools in his way he will see his own kid as nothing more than a toddler shaped fleshlight.
What makes this post so great, this will scare lucas off, cause him to ree, saving him some calories and that fat fuck doesn't need fried chicken. Or we may get some Lucas in the wild pictures, and being in a public space there is no expectation of privacy, meaning it's fully legal to snap pictures of a fat balding nearly 40 year old man creeping around and gorging himself spending welfare on fried food.
I am sorry to hear that, and I am against how hard it is, because so many good people want to adopt.
Lucas can't buy a gun, and that's a very easy paper work check. It's 5 mins at most for the backround check, why on earth they would need to dig more on "the wern" to know he's not fit to raise kids, and that goes just on his legal record, not his horrible behavior. He has a DV charge, that should keep kids away from him (as well as bars him from fire arms) some case worker shouldn't have to dig to find he's a schizo pedo.
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Do we have any way to gauge when he might venture out to dine? I'm craving more information on telomeres and only one man can answer my questions...
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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He did act in a creepy manner towards his niece. People have kept screencaps of the convo where he talks about wanting to fuck her.
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It's not like he has a job or anything else to do, so I'd say he could show up, but he's really fat, so he probably will sit there from open to close eating chicken until he runs out of tard bux.
Honestly, with Lucas being so paranoid, just the hint there may be kiwis around will scare him off. If not kiwi's are good people and I know some of you are in Spokane, go have dinner and enjoy some IRL company.
Aside his ego, seriously a big part of him wanting a daughter is because it's the only way to have access to a child. Lucas being an idiot can't figure no one would ever breed with him, so that route isn't going to work either.
But we have a long confirmed history he's predatory towards kids, and his family knows this.
Garfieldchu
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Yeah, I am now convinced that his love quest for a boyfriend-free Generation Z girlfriend is just a step in his true final agenda, which is breeding the "healthiest" daughter possible through the magic of intergenerational dating and telomerase, and then abusing her.
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BestialArmageddon
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This is the most likely scenario. He's not very subtle about it.
P.S. Hi Kiwis. This thead introduced me to this forum two years ago. Finally bit the bullet and made an account.
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Yup, Lucas hasn’t ever really been subtle, but he’s just being blatantly obvious about wanting to groom his own hypothetical child. Yuck.
Welcome. Lucas was the reason I came here, as well. Enjoy your stay, and if you have any questions feel free to message me directly.
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He could bribe a junkie to let him rape their kid, but he's so transparent in his intentions, I'd like to think that if someone saw a child go into his apartment, the cops would be called and they'd arrest him.
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What I mean is if he got someone pregnant he’d change his “her body her choice” tune.
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Welcome and the bathroom is first door on the left, feel free to raid the fridge but I think there's only mustard packets and half jar of may left.
It's a great blend Lucas is so poor, stupid and socially fearing. He'll never be around kids.
He's got nothing to offer a junkie and thinks he's so much better than the "other" homeless welfare leeches so he won't mingle with the plebs. I mean, he dresses to the nines!
Absolutely, like any male feminist, he's a wolf in sheeps clothing regarding women. But most of those guys at least want legal age women. The mental image of Lucas hearing his fuck toy would be terminated is pretty amazing.
Girl : I don't want to keep it, friday I go to the docs
Lucas : BUT I WAS GOING TO FUCK IT WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE
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His true motive is finally revealed.
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Congrats, Lucas. You're 20 years developmentally delayed. Most retards aren't even that slow. Even Chris went to college.
ManbearPig
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He needs to share his groundbreaking information with the class using this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0QqJOK48OA
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="80's Dad, post: 3526533, member: 12377"]Congrats, Lucas. You're 20 years developmentally delayed. Most exceptional individuals aren't even that slow. Even Chris went to college.[/QUOTE]
He needs to share his groundbreaking information with the class using this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0QqJOK48OA
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="80's Dad, post: 3526533, member: 12377"]Congrats, Lucas. You're 20 years developmentally delayed. Most exceptional individuals aren't even that slow. Even Chris went to college.[/QUOTE]
Garfieldchu
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How long will it be before The Wern's antics go viral on campus? I imagine it is only a matter of time before everyone catches wind of him.
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I'm more curious as to how long it will be before he accuses a classmate of being a kiwi farms agent sent to spy on his groundbreaking research 
Trainwreck
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Lucas has brought so many together.
I wish he'd be more specific to time and place when he's going to go places....I really want to get a glimpse of that fat fucker in the wild.
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With half the population of Spokane already joining the Farms, it won't be long until Lucas goes off the deep end with his paranoia; he'll be scanning every person on the street, trying to figure out if they have an account here or not.
He'll take every action as a sign he's being watched. "They're watching me" he screams, before clawing at his face with his overburdened fingers.
Maybe we'll even see a public confrontation, where he'll wildly flail his arms about at some poor sod on the street.
He'll take every action as a sign he's being watched. "They're watching me" he screams, before clawing at his face with his overburdened fingers.
Maybe we'll even see a public confrontation, where he'll wildly flail his arms about at some poor sod on the street.