Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Can someone make a Chad attraction sign vs the virgin creeper shot?

Chris not only got into college he has a degree.

Sep 19 is the first day of his classes, but they have lots of events for new students he should/could/would attend. Frankly again peeking at the schools site it's a well run machine and really easy to navigate and i'm sure the services to help new students are good as well. It also looks like has some cool programs for anyone let alone students. Look at this : http://scc.spokane.edu/News-Events/News/News.aspx?ID=91 That's a great event. Raise money for a school, it's students and give students training OTJ.

Being Lucas lurks here a lot and already has a paranoia issue, (and likes to over hype it too for victim points) he's gonna really hate when he gives enough info to figure out what classes he's in.
 
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That "inside source" in SOFALAW posted a bunch of pictures of Lucas' living conditions in 2015. Remember that his is a man that wants to be a stay at home dad who keeps the house clean.

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Why the hell did that woman agree to shave Lucas and who is she? Lol



QUOTE="Rogowski, post: 3532834, member: 4021"]That "inside source" in SOFALAW posted a bunch of pictures of Lucas' living conditions in 2015. Remember that his is a man that wants to be a stay at home dad who keeps the house clean.

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Why the hell did that woman agree to shave Lucas and who is she? Lol



QUOTE="Rogowski, post: 3532834, member: 4021"]That "inside source" in SOFALAW posted a bunch of pictures of Lucas' living conditions in 2015. Remember that his is a man that wants to be a stay at home dad who keeps the house clean.

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Someone else can correct me if I'm wrong but I think that's his last girlfriend, the one he threw a glass at in a restaurant because he saw some guy eating dinner with his teenage daughter and snapped.
 
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What a leak being all those pictures have been out for years....

God, I blocked most of them out and for good reason. I think my favorite is the crustini... Lucas that's wonder bread you didn't even toast right. I'm not even a Soda drinker but after living in the south, I have a soft spot for cheer wine, and now I feel dead inside and want to smash the glass bottles I have sitting in my fridge. Seriously aside the awful food, that house is a fucking war zone, it's amazing he's not got himself sick in such an unsanity place that he lived in cooked in.

Frankly Lucas is such a slob I'm shocked the MRSA hasn't left like the cockroaches for better fields.

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Someone else can correct me if I'm wrong but I think that's his last girlfriend, the one he threw a glass at in a restaurant because he saw some guy eating dinner with his teenage daughter and snapped.
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He was drinking a lot of soda, and shouldn't be held responsible for his actions, at least how he informs us.
 
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I'd love to hear from one of his previous girlfriends. What did they ever see in him? She looks pretty normal
 
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Someone else can correct me if I'm wrong but I think that's his last girlfriend, the one he threw a glass at in a restaurant because he saw some guy eating dinner with his teenage daughter and snapped.
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I love that this was the excuse he gave.
In reality, he was unmedicated and was drinking a full-sugar soda, which caused him to have a sugared out temper tantrum (he is diabetic).

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He begged Suzanne to let him stay; it wasn't until she got the police involved that he began his obsession with women under 26/telomeres.


Also, good morning Kiwis! Here's a classic Lucas vid, timestamped at my favorite part:

And some random Tweets I found amusing:
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ETA screenshots of Lucas describing his temper tantrum, before he latched on to the "I saw a greybeard eating dinner with his hot JB girlfriend" story.
 
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My favorite thing about Lucas twitter is how almost no one ever interacts with any of his tweets.
Anyway, he posted this this morning.
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ETA i can't read, this has already been posted. Oh well.
 
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House husband... those pics are when he was living with her.... Much like his view of Communism, his views on Christianity is just "let me do what ever I want including fuck children, and give me stuff" if you don't match that he accuses you of bigotry like he's a morale actor. Homeless people don't care about your faith, they have things to worry about like staying warm/cold and food. Shelters are often run by religious groups (and Lucas gets kicked out of them). I would guess the same about jails, but unlike Lucas I have never hit a woman, or been arrested for DV. I think while Jails aren't exactly filled with the most caring, well to do people hearing you beat a woman and are a smelly fat pedo may be more the issue than your lack of faith in a higher power.

I think Lucas two friends are "myself and I" there's no pictures he's also fat as fuck so I don't rule spending that much out on himself. Lucas loves to show off so we'd see these friends. If they are indeed real, they are almost for sure weens. I await their report if this is the case.

Lucas says he will wait, but he will have to adapt his male side of his theory as the next gen would put him mid late 40s. Ages even he said is too old. Lucas is just a boring pedophile.

I wonder what his big breaking news is, I know something he breaks a lot, chairs and belts and buttons. It's because he's fat.
 
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