Lolcow Terry Carl Bone / Kit Bone / Kit B Witchery / nonbinaryfaeriewitch / cherrythegoodwitch - magickal man in a dress

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I love you, dude, but what?

Don't worry, just animal bones. Man, all my weirdness is coming out in this thread.

Anyway, back to this guy. He's probably one of those people that spurn the idea of "passing" and consider doing so to be a form of privilege. That's most likely his excuse for why he can't be bothered to shave his face at least. Or cover up his pattern baldness.

 

[BScCollateral]

Why are they always "witches" and never warlocks?

There seem to be at least two definitions of the word "warlock"; one is a male witch, and the other is specifically an oath-breaking evil witch. My understanding is that "warlock" is what witches call "those other witches I don't like." So, even male witches don't call themselves warlocks.

When the Snoop Sisters were pretending to be witches and told Alice Cooper (playing a witch) that they could wrangle him a promotion to "warlock", I assumed they had blown their disguise by using the term in a way that only an outsider would, especially when Cooper's character specifically asked if she was sure Satan had said "warlock." Alas, that was not to be. Kind of like that episode of Monk when a woman said her deceased husband was a "Navy pilot" instead of a "Naval aviator."

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Don't worry, just animal bones. Man, all my weirdness is coming out in this thread.

Anyway, back to this guy. He's probably one of those people that spurn the idea of "passing" and consider doing so to be a form of privilege. That's most likely his excuse for why he can't be bothered to shave his face at least. Or cover up his pattern baldness.

Holy pathetic. "I choose to make a piss poor attempt to pass BUT IF ANYONE MISGENDERS ME I SCREECH BECAUSE--"

In other words "I put no effort into concealing obvious masculine traits, but call me a lady on the first time or TRANSPHOBIA"

What a fucking baby.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

So very spiritual.

 

[Count groudon]

There seem to be at least two definitions of the word "warlock"; one is a male witch, and the other is specifically an oath-breaking evil witch. My understanding is that "warlock" is what witches call "those other witches I don't like." So, even male witches don't call themselves warlocks.

When the Snoop Sisters were pretending to be witches and told Alice Cooper (playing a witch) that they could wrangle him a promotion to "warlock", I assumed they had blown their disguise by using the term in a way that only an outsider would, especially when Cooper's character specifically asked if she was sure Satan had said "warlock." Alas, that was not to be. Kind of like that episode of Monk when a woman said her deceased husband was a "Navy pilot" instead of a "Naval aviator."

I always thought that a warlock was somebody that used magic to do really fucked up and barbaric things like raise the dead or call on the power of demons or shit like that. Then again my understanding of paganism and magic comes from fantasy shit and Harry Potter so idk.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

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So very spiritual.

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paganism and magic comes from fantasy shit and Harry Potter so idk.

So does that of most fluffy Wiccans like this... thing. Seriously. Have a read of "To Ride a Silver Broomstick" and see how much is basically Harry Potter with extra mythology stapled to it.

 

[BScCollateral]

I always thought that a warlock was somebody that used magic to do really fucked up and barbaric things like raise the dead or call on the power of demons or shit like that. Then again my understanding of paganism and magic comes from fantasy shit and Harry Potter so idk.

Sounds pretty close to the second use of the word.

No idea where the meanings of the word come from, although I'd point out that your average 17th-Century Puritan didn't need a word for "evil witch" any more than he needed one for "wet ocean." Wicca dates back less than a century, but I suppose it's possible there were actual old traditions it drew from, where "warlock" always meant "evil witch."

 

[Incredible Crisis]

For everyone asking this person to become a drag queen, drag is transphobia according to these types. They want the fantasy with none of the reality.

Unfortunately this person wants to be Titania, queen of the fae. The ultimate fantasy.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

For everyone asking this person to become a drag queen, drag is transphobia according to these types. They want the fantasy with none of the reality.

Unfortunately this person wants to be Titania, queen of the fae. The ultimate fantasy.

They love to squawk and harp and police others about "transphobia". Except, a drag queen fully acknowledges they're a dude in a dress. This is like bears telling people they can't put on a teddy bear costume because it's "problematic". For someone so "I AM A POWERFUL TRNSWOMYN AND PROUD OF NOT BEING CIS" they sure are fucking fragile when other people who are not trans, have never been trans, and never will be trans decide to crossdress. Are they going to police butch lesbians next?

 

[Wallace]

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So very spiritual.

Like all troons, the only goddess he worships is himself.

 

[Schwachkopf]

Girls don't have beard, they shave and take care of their body, this man is effortless and lazy no wonder he is "seriously confused".

 

[Peeno Noir]

Are they going to police butch lesbians next?

Troons have been doing that for some time now...

 

[AJ 447]

I'm not gonna lie, this is some good bait.

 

[Florence]

I'm not gonna lie, this is some good bait.
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That reads like he’s describing HIV.

 

[heathercho]

I'm not gonna lie, this is some good bait.
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Enjoying a good dick in the ass is not "coded in your DNA". But autism and being a deviant is. So I'd say he's probably right.
It'd be good if he could get something useful coded into his DNA tho, like the ability to get a job that isn't grifting or how to be a normal human. He's like a half baked cake.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Troons have been doing that for some time now...

Wooooow.

Some girls aren't nuts enough to get their pussies sewn up, sorry. My God in the name of "progression" the evolutionary clock is ticking backwards with sexism. Do troons really think they're not sexist? And they're usually the ones to say, "if your son wants to wear a tutu, don't stop him". Person 1 is obviously another TERF

 

[Rabbit Bones]

No one here is mad but you, fat boy. We're all laughing.

 

[AJ 447]

That doesn't sound very empathetic, Terry.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Bro he looks like a sex offender.

 

[AJ 447]

WHO DID THIS LMAO

EDIT: he's still fucking going