DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Asperchewy]

utterly pathetic all for some graphic - utterly disgusting could of paid rent of some shit like that.

"One does not simply pay rent, in their parents basement"

 

[The Hansome Goblin]

"One does not simply pay rent, in their parents basement"

People don't talk that way anymore, constantly failing to control their petty tantrums.

 

[OneDaySon]

i would bang leana's mom

She has Leanna's voice so that's off putting.

goddamn making me ride the PandaLee feels train - still hurts man. Kiwi's Princess protected by Tyrone.

She was an annoying lovesick young girl who fell in love with an internet famous guy who treat her to anything she wanted, he flashed the cash to her and she responded and she started leeching off him. Leeching off his money, leeching off his viewers to start her own Youtube channel. Then she shacked up with him, the money stopped and the flashy lifestyle died down and she had to endure his shit every day. I'm sure his shit is easy to take every weekend for a month. Then she got a job, then she matured, then his flashy stuff didn't matter anymore, then she saw how his overspending lifestyle that she loved was hindering them rather than helping then, then she didn't need him anymore.

2nd video - That sandwich looks pretty damn good. Phil is clearly uncomfortable here, very curt replies. Leanna's just yammering on, her mom is along for the ride, Phil's legs are probably itching to waddle-walk away from all those people as fast as is pigroach-ly possible.

You can tell he's pretty annoying by her filming him, if Leanna's mom wasn't there he'd have probably yelled at her. I think it was a mix of the whole control issues he has, where he's not the one filming and he's not 'ready' and it's not on his terms, and also because he can't 'Be DSP' and switch the bravado on with Leanna's mom there because he has to make a good impression, so the camera becomes something intimidating that exposes his vulnerabilities than a way of control which is what he uses it for. He wants that camera turned off ASAP so it reveals less of who he really is.

 

[gaarashatan]

lol watching phil walk, its almost like he has to be taught how to breathe

 

[GnomeofDoc]

That bowed walk is very similar to something. Reptilian. My god is he of the same race of The Zucc!

 

[OneDaySon]

Swaggins after dropping $300 for 1 minute of attention from Phil and a (1) beside his name. At least BSV claimed he dropped huge amounts of money to actually support Phil, Swaggy just straight up admits he does it for the clout and attention. When fuck, for $300 you could get a hooker who'd give you more attention than Phil and his chat does.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Swaggins after dropping $300 for 1 minute of attention from Phil and a (1) beside his name. At least BSV claimed he dropped huge amounts of money to actually support Phil, Swaggy just straight up admits he does it for the clout and attention. When fuck, for $300 you could get a hooker who'd give you more attention than Phil and his chat does.

A hooker will even make you feel good for a bit.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think my favorite thing about Phil's recent exercise comments is it somehow managed to be even sadder than the last time he talked about exercise. I think it was a little before Leanna had left, but he talked about how he was getting exercise by going out and shopping/running errands. Now, his "exercise" doesn't even involve him leaving the house.

 

[Wing Zero]

Sorry Princess, you're still a bitch that nobody likes or respects. The only difference is now you're a bitch with 300 less dollars.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Sorry Princess, you're still a bitch that nobody likes or respects. The only difference is now you're a bitch with 300 less dollars.

All I see is a tiny person trying to show that they have power and worth in a tiny tiny pond.

I legit don't know what is sadder. Phil or Phil's fanbase. Of course it's Phil......

 

[Raven'sChild]

How long will it be before Khet starts putting out subtle to not-so-subtle hints pushing Dave to go to the gym to get more exercise than 'grocery shopping and wandering about the house'? Some one who actually goes to a gym knows neither is 'exercise' ( unless you're so morbidly obese that this level of activity IS a milestone and supreme effort). How long will it be before her disgust at his getting winded by climbing the stairs to the 2nd floor of the townhouse will see her leaving before anything else?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Of course it's Phil......

At this point, I'm really not sure about this.
Even Dave isn't dumb enough to give thousands of dollars to a beggar on stream.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

when i tuned in, i was on mobile showing my kid how shitty phil is at games, within 20 seconds of the stream a lone AI killed him and we had a good laugh. Not even 5 seconds later Phil got "The biggest cheer he's ever received" and thanked Princess S for the giant contribution, after a someone just tipped him $100 towards the beginning of his actual stream. I couldn't capture since we were both dumbfounded. Im sure someone will upload that clip but he was "grateful".

I hope also using that as a teachable moment to illustrate to Micro-Asperchewy "How To Disappoint Daddy When You Grow Up"

 

[Asperchewy]

I hope also using that as a teachable moment to illustrate to Micro-Asperchewy "How To Disappoint Daddy When You Grow Up"

I call these life lessons to my children "This is how you dont spend"

 

[boxybum]

Swaggins after dropping $300 for 1 minute of attention from Phil and a (1) beside his name. At least BSV claimed he dropped huge amounts of money to actually support Phil, Swaggy just straight up admits he does it for the clout and attention. When fuck, for $300 you could get a hooker who'd give you more attention than Phil and his chat does.

This guy has to be some sort of 4D- chess playing psuedo anti-troll. Who outright brags about giving a washed up streamer $300 in marked up fake currency. If you want to support DSP then just do it, but to brag about it is extremely pitiful.

 

[Haunter]

When fuck, for $300 you could get a hooker who'd give you more attention than Phil and his chat does.

Besides the working theory of the DSP-Autism-Magnet (DSPAM), there's some bizarre psychological undercurrent. Where any other career-streamer would make viewers feel appreciated (not just because it's a nice thing to do: the streamer's livelihood depends on it), DSP actively ignores his. These people that throw their money down the DSPAM-Hole (DSPAM-H) aren't just trying to get attention. They're trying to get attention that's being denied from them.

Even Dave isn't dumb enough to give thousands of dollars to a beggar on stream.

Perhaps this is just me. I think giving thousands of dollars to your bank, the last entity on Earth that may need it, by way of mountains of needless debt, is worse. At the very least, some e-beggar is still a human being

 

[BrunoMattei]

Swaggins after dropping $300 for 1 minute of attention from Phil and a (1) beside his name. At least BSV claimed he dropped huge amounts of money to actually support Phil, Swaggy just straight up admits he does it for the clout and attention. When fuck, for $300 you could get a hooker who'd give you more attention than Phil and his chat does.

I keep thinking "Where the fuck do these guys come from?" It seems like whenever a whale finally wises up and abandons Phil another guy comes out of the woodwork ready and rearing to empty his life savings for him. It just makes no sense even if they're being a contrarian faggot and giving him money to spite the "haterz."

 

[Mannlicher]

A reminder that Phil's adrenaline went into overdrive doing the laundry. The manchild sabotaged his credibility long ago as an adult. I do laundry every other day it's not a strenuous activity to get the blood pumping! Not unless you hand wash yer clothing or whatever but we know he doesn't.

Phil's pathetic imitation of living the dream life of a young teenager will catch up to him when he's dumped again.

Which is why I think the lack of a soulmaid acting as a surrogate mommy for his juvenile lifestyle hurts him more than decreased revenue.

 

[gaarashatan]

giving phil money to brag about it, boi would i +1up kurt and put 2 shotguns in my mouth by then cause theres no way my life could get more pathetic than that

 

[Mannlicher]

giving phil money to brag about it, boi would i +1up kurt and put 2 shotguns in my mouth by then cause theres no way my life could get more pathetic than that

Boasting about donating money to dipshitphil makes those thirsty simps that give money for twitch whores to jump up and down look sensible.