Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[keyboredsm4sh]

I get the feeling he'd be escorted out of the airport as soon as he unironically says "Watashi wa Yanduray Yandayray Devu" to someone.

Fixed.

 

[CausticMinory]

So apparently One of Alex's stans made a twitterbot that retweets any mention of YandereSim so he can see it.

 

[OviDear]

Yandere simulator's fps is as slow as dirt wtf

So apparently One of Alex's stans made a twitterbot that retweets any mention of YandereSim so he can see it.

Do you have a link to the bot? I would love to try it out.
Edit: I found it https://twitter.com/YanderechanBot

 

[Homocull]

Lol, apparently he blocks people who help him out with coding

Also another person posted an excerpt of the code for the player, don't remember what he wanted to point out but just by looking at it..

There's exactly 2725 lines.
Inside of an update method.

There are no breaks or returns in there, all of those lines are ran every single frames.


What I find funnier is some of his fans are absolutely clueless when it comes to this stuff. One guy (who also claimed he was a C# unity dev) claimed this was randomly generated code to make yanderedev look bad or somethin.
He asked what the source was, even though a C# dev should know there's a load of tools that can decompile compiled C# code, because it's a NET assembly which is far easier to crack than say, C++

Spoiler

(DnSpy's a good one, there's another similar tool that lets you read both C# code and IL instructions at the same time but I forgot the name)

 

[CausticMinory]

Do you have a link to the bot? I would love to try it out.

Ask and ye

shall recieve

 

[Mouse That Roared]

Well, what else could you expect from someone who's been homeschooled since his prepubescent days and whose only experience sleeping with women comes from his creepy anime waifu body pillows?

On this topic if the person I'm about to say had triple Ds I'm sure Alex would have been drooling over them.

Coughs Venus Angelic. Most weeb and kawaii you can get. (he likes cute speech.)

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

On this topic if the person I'm about to say had triple Ds I'm sure Alex would have been drooling over them.

Coughs Venus Angelic. Most weeb and kawaii you can get. (he likes cute speech.)

He'd call her a tsundere bitch, or more likely a frigid bitch. I mean, that's not untrue but alex could be handed his complete package and he'd still be a brat.

 

[NazoXIII]

On this topic if the person I'm about to say had triple Ds I'm sure Alex would have been drooling over them.

Coughs Venus Angelic. Most weeb and kawaii you can get. (he likes cute speech.)

Oh god, he and Venus would be a match made in heaven. He gets his M A L L E A B L E uguu Anime Loli and Venus gets her latest Sugar Daddy.

As much as I'd like to see cows collide Venus strikes me as an Asian chaser, and Alex has about as much game as Jack Thompson (For those who don't get the reference, Jack Thompson was a Activist who made it his mission to attempt to get Video Games banned in the early 2000s)

 

[CausticMinory]

Venus had to deal with (Beauty Parlor Lolcow) Margot for a mother, I think she'd kill herself if she dealt with Alex's slurpfest.

 

[NazoXIII]

Alex still regularly checks the "unofficial" discord to see what people are saying about him lmfao.

I was browsing the subreddit discord a few minutes ago and noticed he was online in his "Developer" slot on the side bar, he wasn't interacting, he was just there, likely just to see what the "unofficial" discord was saying about him... That's so Pathetic.

 

[Homocull]

Alex still regularly checks the "unofficial" discord to see what people are saying about him lmfao.

I was browsing the subreddit discord a few minutes ago and noticed he was online in his "Developer" slot on the side bar, he wasn't interacting, he was just there, likely just to see what the "unofficial" discord was saying about him... That's so Pathetic.

Working hard on the game, I see

 

[Miele 1031]

Alex still regularly checks the "unofficial" discord to see what people are saying about him lmfao.

I was browsing the subreddit discord a few minutes ago and noticed he was online in his "Developer" slot on the side bar, he wasn't interacting, he was just there, likely just to see what the "unofficial" discord was saying about him... That's so Pathetic.

Meanwhile no Osana and the FPS is still shite. Good to know he has his priorities in check

 

[NazoXIII]

Meanwhile no Osana and the FPS is still shite. Good to know he has his priorities in check

C'mon, we all know obsessively checking up to see if the community you denounced is talking about you is more important than working on your meme game. He must've seen the Icon change into a Bunny and been triggered enough to see what was going on

 

[Miele 1031]

C'mon, we all know obsessively checking up to see if the community you denounced is talking about you is more important than working on your meme game. He must've seen the Icon change into a Bunny and been triggered enough to see what was going on

Now I really want someone to make a bunny mod

 

[princess13456789]

Now I really want someone to make a bunny mod

Pretty sure Dev is thinking your against him by making mods.

 

[Miele 1031]

Pretty sure Dev is thinking your against him by making mods.

While conveniently ignoring that a system he implemented came from a mod. Sometimes I question if Alex has a split personality or if he's just that much of a cuck

 

[CausticMinory]

This dude sits on discord and reddit cause he can't have people bad mouth him, he's gotta block them. And he also has a bot on twitter that retweets any mention of his game to see if he should block you before you even talk to him. All this effort coulda been spent making his game, but he just can't let his ego go as a 30 year old shut in who's ultimately pathetic.

 

[A Sign]

Alex has gone full ret*ard, tumblrtard ret*ard.

To the point that emojis will trigger him.

So if he was forced to watch the emoji movie would he commit sudoku?

And damn once again this thread is blowing up, getting hard to keep up, still catching up as of this post

 

[Alvocado Boi]

Alex has gone full ret*ard, tumblrtard ret*ard.

To the point that emojis will trigger him.

So if he was forced to watch the emoji movie would he commit sudoku?

And damn once again this thread is blowing up, getting hard to keep up, still catching up as of this post

since he despites bunny so much, i wonder if he hates bunny girl costume too? but if his animu waifu wear that he can have some of those slurping big busty boobies tho.
can someone please edit samus with bunny girl costume?

 

[Miele 1031]

since he despites bunny so much, i wonder if he hates bunny girl costume too? but if his animu waifu wear that he can have some of those slurping big busty boobies tho.
can someone please edit samus with bunny girl costume?

On some website called GiantBomb