Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

If I wasn't goddamn late to the subject I'd have words to write about his Ultraman quip, but frankly he just keeps on piling up the nonsense.

Is he claiming that Hamill was acting poorly during Jedi due to trying to imitate Obi-Wan or something?

No, you got it backwards. He's saying Luke as a whiny bastard is more in line with his characterization from A New Hope rather then him being some kind of mentor type like people were asking for. That was a thing from his dumb TLJ review where he rewrote TFA in his head.

 

[Rathkor]

No, you got it backwards. He's saying Luke as a whiny bastard is more in line with his characterization from A New Hope rather then him being some kind of mentor type like people were asking for. That was a thing from his dumb TLJ review where he rewrote TFA in his head.

Yes, because what is character progression? Amirite? He was whiney and naive when we first saw him in A New Hope, so he should always be whiney and should never act like he's matured or grown over the years.

Hell, that's one positive thing I can say about the prequels. I do kind of see how the experiences he went through in those, especially the last one, shaped Obi Wan into the man he was in A New Hope.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

No, you got it backwards. He's saying Luke as a whiny bastard is more in line with his characterization from A New Hope rather then him being some kind of mentor type like people were asking for. That was a thing from his dumb TLJ review where he rewrote TFA in his head.

But wait. Didn't Luke grow and mature after A New Hope into a wiser, more determined Jedi whose idealism was tempered by experienc--oh wait. That's right. This is Bob Chipman. Chipman's ideal characters aren't suppose to change and should always remain in the mold that he envisions them in. Never maturing, never growing, (just like Bob himself.)

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Almost committing the premeditated murder of his own nephew was such an in-character Luke moment, am I right?

Fuck you, Bob. Every sane person's problem with TLJ Luke had nothing to do with him not being a carbon copy of Obi-Wan.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Imagine hating Middle America so much that you're the only person who hates Idiocracy.

 

[Positron]

Wall-E is exactly Bobby's vision of Superior Future.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wall-E is exactly Bobby's vision of Superior Future.

No, Wall-E is Bob's version of the Inferior Past. The Superior Future is Wall-E but they're all black Muslims and there's Nintendo logos. Totally different.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Imagine hating Middle America so much that you're the only person who hates Idiocracy.
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Bob simply hates it because as I have mentioned it before, it absolutely shits all over his superior future and deep down he knows that it is true.

Also the fact that Mike Judge in the film seemed rather balanced and blamed not only corporations looking for a quick profit, he also blamed the apathy of the common man which lead to the degrading future, and even in the intro jabbing fun at the smart people who were "too smart" to have a child.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Shitting on Snowden.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No, Wall-E is Bob's version of the Inferior Past. The Superior Future is Wall-E but they're all black Muslims and there's Nintendo logos. Totally different.

And also the fat people won’t acknowledge that the future they’re in is fucked up and they should stop what they’re doing and fix the shit they’re in right now.

Bob simply hates it because as I have mentioned it before, it absolutely shits all over his superior future and deep down he knows that it is true.

Also the fact that Mike Judge in the film seemed rather balanced and blamed not only corporations looking for a quick profit, he also blamed the apathy of the common man which lead to the degrading future, and even in the intro jabbing fun at the smart people who were "too smart" to have a child.

Wall-E also shits on Bob’s Superior Future as well by showing the smug ignorance of humans abandoning Earth after it got polluated with trash and they ironically end up trashing their own health systems and physical strength. Bob hates the fact that the Democrats are trying to go back to the Rust Belt and try to help them improve their living conditions and lives and not abandoning them for the costal metropolitan

In terms of characters in Wall-E, Bob aligns more with Auto as they as selfish with others and misguided in their philosophy.

 

[Rathkor]

Almost committing the premeditated murder of his own nephew was such an in-character Luke moment, am I right?

Fuck you, Bob. Every sane person's problem with TLJ Luke had nothing to do with him not being a carbon copy of Obi-Wan.

His father literally blew up a planet, tortured people, killed people, but Luke felt there was still good in him and felt he was worth saving.

Kylo Ren seems troubled? Well, I could offer him help, support, and guidance.... Or I can gut him in his sleep.

Actually, if that last part was said by Hammil doing his Joker voice, that would make sense.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Amendment 1: Rights shall only apply to properly evolved humans living outside of the Midwest.

"Properly evolved"

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Aside: Greenwald is something out of the bizarre meta-satire we call reality: /pol/'s idea of a "typical" journalist come to life (gay far left Jew with a mystery meat boyfriend) and yet he still has his head screwed on straighter than 80% of mainstream journalists in [the current year.]

Shitting on Snowden.
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"But I live here, so fuck him."

You realize, Blob, that's the exact response that all those deplorable mayonnaise ghouls have to you and your dekulakization plans. That's one of the things that's so contemptible about him: if he was nasty but smart, he'd still be despicable, but at least his chutzpah would be noteworthy. As it is, he's nasty but stupid, so things that would trigger basic self-awareness in the vast majority of people fly right over his diabeetus-racked head.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Also, he wasn't a nazi by any definition but the SJW kind despite his exceptional views, and pretty much nobody liked him anyway.

The funniest thing about Richard Spencer is that if he wasn't a white nationalist, he'd be a hero to SJWs because all his other political views are basically leftist.

He's a socialist, wants single-payer healthcare, opposed Britain leaving the EU, is pro-choice (granted it's because he wants to reduce the number of black babies born but I've seen SJWs argue that whites need to have abortions for the same reason) and while he isn't pro gay marriage he banned people with anti-gay views from attending one of his think tank's conferences.

It's also recently emerged that he's anti-free speech so all you'd have to do is flip his racial politics and you'd see retweets galore from the likes of Bob, Dobson, Lindsay Ellis, etc...

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Shitting on Snowden.
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Feel free to write a better critique of "white boy techbro who is afraid of darkie Obuma" stance, I'll just resort to: Christ, Bob, you're so fucking tarded.

 

[Flexo]

"But that theme is poorly communicated and doesn't hold up under analytical scrutiny" WAS EXACTLY MAULER'S REBUTTAL TO YOUR VIDEO. Shall we go back through this thread and see what your reaction to that vid was or does everybody else remember what a fat, hypocritical LIAR you are you dense dumbass??

Yes, because what is character progression? Amirite? He was whiney and naive when we first saw him in A New Hope, so he should always be whiney and should never act like he's matured or grown over the years.

If Bob doesn't progress, neither should movie characters.

Um... Wall-E was post-racial too.

Also the fact that Mike Judge in the film seemed rather balanced and blamed not only corporations looking for a quick profit, he also blamed the apathy of the common man which lead to the degrading future, and even in the intro jabbing fun at the smart people who were "too smart" to have a child.

Like Bob, right? "So smaht" yet still childless...

What? What does "GANGS OF NEW YORK" have to do with anything? See? See what I mean? The guy is incapable of grasping anything about reality outside his assumptions about movies.

 

[thismanlies]

Shitting on Snowden.

"Unconsciously more unnerved by seeing fairly standard federal govt overreach wielded by Big Scary Black Man and (then) possibly Mean Mommy than the overreach itself."

Riiiiiiiight. Because we certainly didn't have a government agency (whose sole existence shits on the 4th Amendment) full of people collecting nude photos and trading them around like fucking Pokemon cards from 2008-2016. No, the real problem is the dipshit white techbro who saw what he was a part of and thought "Gee, maybe the government shouldn't have this kind of power."

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"Unconsciously more unnerved by seeing fairly standard federal govt overreach wielded by Big Scary Black Man and (then) possibly Mean Mommy than the overreach itself."

Riiiiiiiight. Because we certainly didn't have a government agency (whose sole existence shits on the 4th Amendment) full of people collecting nude photos and trading them around like fucking Pokemon cards from 2008-2016. No, the real problem is the dipshit white techbro who saw what he was a part of and thought "Gee, maybe the government shouldn't have this kind of power."

Seriously, it surprises me how much Bob underestimates and how little he understands the grasp around what Snowden did for everyone to see.

 

[thismanlies]

Seriously, it surprises me how much Bob underestimates and how little he understands the grasp around what Snowden did for everyone to see.

Bob lives by one (s)creed. There are no bad tactics, only bad targets.

AKA, it's okay when we do it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Way to willfully misunderstand his point, Bob.

Cool, now let's get a robot critic.

So if I act like an asshole to you in public, you'll go away?

Glad to know that even as a kid he had terrible ideas.