DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WeeblesWobble]

Just as an aside, his newest rant that "kids dont have money, you shouldnt be advertising to them" is up there with some of the stupidest shit hes ever said. Youd think that since his job is to literally to convince children to part with their money he'd understand this. He really is a mong.

I watched a little bit of his Jak 3 stream yesterday and there is no way he was pandering to anyone but children. I don't think I have ever seen him act more immaturely. His reactions were over the top even for him and the game was boring as shit.

Everyone knows that as long as it isn't something like cigarettes or booze, advertising to children is a good idea. Especially now, where parents are pretty far removed from what their children are doing online. You aren't going for the kid's pockets, you want them to ask their parents to open their pockets. It's an age old strategy. If the parents give their kid a sub to your channel, they will more than likely forget about it and that resub will keep going until they notice lol.

 

[BallBuster]

I want him to get the house appraised just to see it plummet. That house is coming up to 20 years old I think. Built in 1999 so it’s getting to that point where certain things need to be replaced. Boiler, furnace, hot water heater, possibly a roof soon. Probably needs fresh paint and all kinds of other upgrades.

You know he won’t do anything to increase the value of the house or just maintain it.

 

[Darksydepickle]

People are being way to optimistic about Phil's serious adult business' demise.

He's proven time and time again that he is a roach and he will manage to keep on doing his thing. His biggest whales go away, but new ones take their place. His channel has no growth, but just as with his whales, when one dummy leaves, another joins in.

He is massively lucky and unlucky, so no matter how bad it seems for him... he'll end up in the same status quo, or maybe, even on a slightly better standing. He should really change his moniker to 'King of Roaches'. And it doesn't matter how much he whines, lies or is proven to be a hypocrite, he will still manage to retain his fanbase.

The ultimate cow, the one that keeps on giving and keeps attracting micro-lolcows.

 

[ZehnBoat]

ive said it once and ill say it again, theres no way this wont end poorly. people supporting phil are only delaying the envitable, he will run out of fans. he isnt growing, his whales will shrink up sooner or later. the longer they delay the harder phil will fall (especially cause phil aint preparing for it at all)

i honestly, without a doubt in my mind, know he will be homeless and on the streets begging in the future.

either phil will end up in a tiny apartment collecting disability checks from the government, spending his days talking to squirrels through a window
or
he ends up working McD's at the age of 50 bitching to every employee about how "I INVENTED LESS PLAYS, OKAY? EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET LOVED ME!"
or
homeless

he would probably have been set if he stayed in CT and lived modestly and saved, he would probably have had a fortune saved.
but now, it's going to be either really bad, or just a horrible inconvenience for phil, until his folks kick the bucket where he'll fake cry for 3 seconds then go back to snorting and burping. he'll be high on the hog for a few weeks until he spent all his inheritance, he might get their house, he'll try to move into it, fail to pay for it, and move out again. or he'll sell it so he can buy more crap.

the real quesiton in my head right now is:
if phil had to bite the bullet and move into a smaller place, would he take ALL his crap with him, or would he start trying to sell it. and would he try to capitalize on his fame and try to boost the prices of his crap by saying IT WUZ OWNED BY DARKSYDEPHIL THAT MAKES IT SPESHUL OKAY?

i can totally see phil in a cluttered apartment like a hoarder, yelling out IF I SELL IT THEN THE DETRACTORS WIN when someone asks him to get rid of his crap

 

[Freshtodeath]

the real quesiton in my head right now is:
if phil had to bite the bullet and move into a smaller place, would he take ALL his crap with him, or would he start trying to sell it. and would he try to capitalize on his fame and try to boost the prices of his crap by saying IT WUZ OWNED BY DARKSYDEPHIL THAT MAKES IT SPESHUL OKAY?

i can totally see phil in a cluttered apartment like a hoarder, yelling out IF I SELL IT THEN THE DETRACTORS WIN when someone asks him to get rid of his crap

He wouldn't sell anything he'd keep it. His old CT condo was very tight and he had all the shit he currently does.

 

[Forbidden Math]

People are being way to optimistic about Phil's serious adult business' demise.

He's proven time and time again that he is a roach and he will manage to keep on doing his thing. His biggest whales go away, but new ones take their place. His channel has no growth, but just as with his whales, when one dummy leaves, another joins in.

He is massively lucky and unlucky, so no matter how bad it seems for him... he'll end up in the same status quo, or maybe, even on a slightly better standing. He should really change his moniker to 'King of Roaches'. And it doesn't matter how much he whines, lies or is proven to be a hypocrite, he will still manage to retain his fanbase.

The ultimate cow, the one that keeps on giving and keeps attracting micro-lolcows.

How many streamers do you know in their 40's?

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

How many streamers do you know in their 40's?

Streamers in their 40s still doing jokes about hurr durr tits chinky chang wang shut the fuck up *flails arms wildly*, no less

 

[ANDS!]

You think after ten years of doing this shit hed have learned to boot the game to the main menu and see if it works before his stream starts.

Hell, he could do it while doing his pre-pre-stream.

What part of "raw, unedited gameplay" don't you get?

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

People are being way to optimistic about Phil's serious adult business' demise.

He's proven time and time again that he is a roach and he will manage to keep on doing his thing. His biggest whales go away, but new ones take their place. His channel has no growth, but just as with his whales, when one dummy leaves, another joins in.

He is massively lucky and unlucky, so no matter how bad it seems for him... he'll end up in the same status quo, or maybe, even on a slightly better standing. He should really change his moniker to 'King of Roaches'. And it doesn't matter how much he whines, lies or is proven to be a hypocrite, he will still manage to retain his fanbase.

The ultimate cow, the one that keeps on giving and keeps attracting micro-lolcows.

Phil really has boxed himself in. He has a horrible reputation across the internet so if he ever did leave streaming and tried to do something else, one quick social media search on this guy and people will run from away from him. Not to mention he now has a gap in his CV the size of the grand canyon after being a professional pandhandler for 10 years this is his only way of making money at this point. He is completely unemployable. His demise will be hard and fast

 

[Darksydepickle]

Phil really has boxed himself in. He has a horrible reputation across the internet so if he ever did leave streaming and tried to do something else, one quick social media search on this guy and people will run from away from him. Not to mention he now has a gap in his CV the size of the grand canyon after being a professional pandhandler for 10 years this is his only way of making money at this point. He is completely unemployable. His demise will be hard and fast

I understand that for all intents and purposes he should be unemployable, but he is THE pigroach, I bet if he somehow found himself forced to find a job, some deus ex machina will grant him something.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I understand that for all intents and purposes he should be unemployable, but he is THE pigroach, I bet if he somehow found himself forced to find a job, some deus ex machina will grant him something.

i'm sure he can get a simple job, no problem. and he'll hate himself for the rest of his life as he shakes his little fist to the heavens and declares that THE TRUE INVENTORS OF LPS DESERVES MORE THAN THIS MUH 10 YEAR LEGACY *snort*.

or he'll say fuck it, collect disability and keep streaming, and be known as that creepy 50 year old guy flailing his arms. if it's at all possible for him to collect checks for his "BAD BACK" this is the most likely outcome. and yes, i can see him getting a job, when things get bad phil goes from "can't be arsed to lift a finger" to "ILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR A PENNE PENNEY SO I CAN KEEP MY STUFF"

 

[Wurstbrot]

The whales will give him money no matter what he does and he knows it, so why should he bother to make sure he's prepped to actually start gameplay?

Sometimes he checks the game, sometimes. You can tell when he explains why there is already a savestate. He explains the existence of it each and every time if there is one. Peepuul could call him out on his blind LP I guess.

I don't think I have ever seen him act more immaturely. His reactions were over the top even for him and the game was boring as shit.

Only a DSP can be overacting and boring at the same time. With some simple explanations even so I never watched this stream. Point at the humor the bad man touched, little Timmy:
Outdated jokes, autistic jokes, no punchline, racist shit, just random sounds, flailing, desperate search for a joke with a lot of stutter, jokes which sound in line with time but only exist to sound edgy.

 

[Mannlicher]

People are being way to optimistic about Phil's serious adult business' demise.

He's proven time and time again that he is a roach and he will manage to keep on doing his thing. His biggest whales go away, but new ones take their place. His channel has no growth, but just as with his whales, when one dummy leaves, another joins in.

He is massively lucky and unlucky, so no matter how bad it seems for him... he'll end up in the same status quo, or maybe, even on a slightly better standing. He should really change his moniker to 'King of Roaches'. And it doesn't matter how much he whines, lies or is proven to be a hypocrite, he will still manage to retain his fanbase.

The ultimate cow, the one that keeps on giving and keeps attracting micro-lolcows.

Maybe so, but there could be policy changes in Twitch, Youtube,etc that could further reduce his income, like with Nintendo's whole streamer program (which he's so pridefully stupid as to not join and prefer to get nothing for playing mario tennis).

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Eventually the autists will get bored of fucking with Phil. Drgnkiller will move on, Vault Boy will stop making clickbait. Then Swagginz and co will get bored and drop away, because there won't be as much validation anymore. Then Phil will really be fucked. Unless he's hoping to stream into his 80s or whatever, he is fucked eventually. However he'll probably long have ceased to become interesting by that point, so none of us will care.

 

[Canned Bread]

Maybe so, but there could be policy changes in Twitch, Youtube,etc that could further reduce his income, like with Nintendo's whole streamer program (which he's so pridefully stupid as to not join and prefer to get nothing for playing mario tennis).

From the Nintendo Creator Program User Guide:

Q.When creating and posting videos, how do I know which software titles are included in this service?
A. Please See the List of Supported Games. This list of games may be updated in the future. Games not included on this list are not supported by the program. Please note that videos or channels that contain games not included on this list should not be registered in the program.
Q.If I registered a channel, will all of the videos in that channel be included in the Nintendo Creators Program?
A.Yes, all videos in the channel will be included in the program. Please keep this in mind if your channel contains videos that do not include Nintendo intellectual property.
Q.What should I do if I was told that some videos in my channel contain unauthorized content?
A.In order to register your channel, please remove the video(s) with unauthorized content and resubmit your channel for registration.

He literally wouldn't be allowed to register for the program since he has many videos that are from games not on that list unless he would mass delete his videos.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I think my favourite part of phils audio issues yesterday was when he finally fixed it by switching to stereo he got really annoyed like someone just pissed on his cereal annoyed. Like who gives a shit if you can't play a game in Surround sound.

 

[Mannlicher]

I think my favourite part of phils audio issues yesterday was when he finally fixed it by switching to stereo he got really annoyed like someone just pissed on his cereal annoyed. Like who gives a shit if you can't play a game in Surround sound.

Well, surround sound was one of the reasons why pigroach didn't go direct capture until later.

 

[Adamska]

Well, surround sound was one of the reasons why pigroach didn't go direct capture until later.

You mean the excuse he made given how intellectually lazy said Pigroach is and his habit of vomiting excuses to avoid looking bad due to crippling narcissism. You know he just was too fucking lazy to swap, and he only did in a desperate ploy to stop the decline so he can still live like the high rolla he wants to be.

 

[Mannlicher]

You mean the excuse he made given how intellectually lazy said Pigroach is and his habit of vomiting excuses to avoid looking bad due to crippling narcissism. You know he just was too fucking lazy to swap, and he only did in a desperate ploy to stop the decline so he can still live like the high rolla he wants to be.

That goes without saying. It's even more comical when you look at how youtubers like the AVGN were doing direct capture back in '06.

 

[werek89]

Eventually the autists will get bored of fucking with Phil. Drgnkiller will move on, Vault Boy will stop making clickbait. Then Swagginz and co will get bored and drop away, because there won't be as much validation anymore. Then Phil will really be fucked. Unless he's hoping to stream into his 80s or whatever, he is fucked eventually. However he'll probably long have ceased to become interesting by that point, so none of us will care.

I don't think this is going to happen on the one hand, he's always lucky on his side. You must not forget the Amazontube and his last video will be good-bye youtube, and sink further into copyrights. I had felt good at that time phil but after he has become completely stupid. His pre streams seem not to look at anyone because they have no desire to invest an hour what you can do in 10. minutes. Why he doesn't leave the prestreams in twitch to show that he is active and really wants to build his community. It's against the rules of twitch. Or why doesn't he?

He has upload 17 parts JAK 3 HD. He could do this in three parts and have more views than usual. If he had such a talent with dsp tries it and upload 17 videos with recipes, according to his vlog he make pro video 4-5 dollars. He could earn about 80 dollars a day . But no it's fan service and his girlfriend cat doesn't want it though that would be much better. I remember where Phil was asked to play an indie game which would be an experience for him but no, just because a single one does not need to play that. How about using Steam to view the reviews and have a reaction.

I had told him about pathalogic 2 which was much better for him. But his king of hate forum is dead.
There is an update it would be for him an experience of constantly.
http://ice-pick.com/en/progress-report-june/
He could make interactive stream as the time is still in conversation in the game.
But no he plays old games that interest anyway a fraction of the audience.