Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[KuwabaraTheMan]

All these puds look alike to me. The same fat figure, baldness, grody beard, stupid face, and ugly clothes. I look at MovieBlob and Dobson and I feel like I've seen every Internet dumbass out there.

 

[Rathkor]

I never thought there would be a picture that encapsulated Bob more than the Mario picture, but here we are: balding, undersized head precariously balanced atop a bulbous, hunchedback figure, turned away from the viewer and from all sources of warmth and social interaction, thrusting itself into the cold embrace of a joyless digital device which promises a steady IV Drip of egostroking and numbing reassurance. I could see Bob as a child similarly hunched over his Nintendo as his schoolmates socialized and frolicked in the outdoor sunshine; I could see Bob as a young adult, similarly hunched over his GameBoy as he sits in his car, waiting for his loving family to go to sleep. I can see Future Bob in the Nursing Home, long neglected by his brother's and sister's children, hunched in a wheelchair, tweeting out his disdain over the election of Emperor For Life Barron Trump. When he shuffles off his Huttlike mortal coil, I'm willing to bet the few die-hards left in his Twitter feed will notice his passing long before the Nurses at Bob's Nursing Home do.

Speak for yourself. That pic kind of killed all the fun of laughing at him. Hell, I can't even be mad at him anymore. I... pity him.

Dude is in a resort in Cancun. Like, okay, I get it's a cliche tropical setting, but it's that for a reason. Say what you will, it truly is beautiful. Ann's he is at a wedding surrounded by family and loved ones, and yet he sits alone, hunched over the prison of his own design. Hell, it would be slightly less sad if there was at least someone sitting at the same table as him.

I just... I know he's a miserable person, and his isolation is self inflicted... But just looking at him in that pic... they say the people who lash out are inwardly depressed and miserable, and I think that fits with Bob.

I don't feel anger towards Bob anymore. Just... Pity.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Speak for yourself. That pic kind of killed all the fun of laughing at him. Hell, I can't even be mad at him anymore. I... pity him.

Dude is in a resort in Cancun. Like, okay, I get it's a cliche tropical setting, but it's that for a reason. Say what you will, it truly is beautiful. Ann's he is at a wedding surrounded by family and loved ones, and yet he sits alone, hunched over the prison of his own design. Hell, it would be slightly less sad if there was at least someone sitting at the same table as him.

I just... I know he's a miserable person, and his isolation is self inflicted... But just looking at him in that pic... they say the people who lash out are inwardly depressed and miserable, and I think that fits with Bob.

I don't feel anger towards Bob anymore. Just... Pity.

I'll pity him when he stops being a borderline sociopath who wants me and my entire family gassed.

Bob is a living malignant tumor and he deserves this.

 

[BScCollateral]

I love how most of these are menial labor.
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A 40 year old man who puts Panera Bread on his resume. That spells Superior Future.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Speak for yourself. That pic kind of killed all the fun of laughing at him. Hell, I can't even be mad at him anymore. I... pity him.

Dude is in a resort in Cancun. Like, okay, I get it's a cliche tropical setting, but it's that for a reason. Say what you will, it truly is beautiful. Ann's he is at a wedding surrounded by family and loved ones, and yet he sits alone, hunched over the prison of his own design. Hell, it would be slightly less sad if there was at least someone sitting at the same table as him.

I just... I know he's a miserable person, and his isolation is self inflicted... But just looking at him in that pic... they say the people who lash out are inwardly depressed and miserable, and I think that fits with Bob.

I don't feel anger towards Bob anymore. Just... Pity.

I’m not wishing cancer death on him like he wishes death on white people, middle America, or anyone to the right of his goddess Hillary.

Pity Bob? No fucking way, this is all self-inflected. He can change his attitude and grow as a human being. However, it would require a major shift in his way of thinking and he’s most definitely lose followers over it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'll pity him when he stops being a borderline sociopath who wants me and my entire family gassed.

Bob is a living malignant tumor and he deserves this.

I’m not wishing cancer death on him like he wishes death on white people, middle America, or anyone to the right of his goddess Hillary.

Pity Bob? No fucking way, this is all self-inflected. He can change his attitude and grow as a human being. However, it would require a major shift in his way of thinking and he’s most definitely lose followers over it.

Exactly. Bob doesn't deserve any sympathy. Sure, he's an incredibly sad shell of human being. But he's a legitimate psychopath who would kill as many people as possible if he was given the opportunity to do so, all for stupid reasons. He may be a pussy and not do it, but they doesn't change the fact that he would if he could.

If Bob apologized and owned up to literally everything he's ever said or done, that could be the start of something new. However, he must literally admit and down up to EVERYTHING. He can't try and weasel his way out of it like he does when you confront him on it, he has to be honest and reflect on himself in a true way.

And even then, it will take several months of self improvement and owning his mistakes before we lay off him.

 

[Rei is shit]

Oh boy Bob has a new "pilot" for a satirical youtube news series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-tMK4Gozg0

Also Bob completely dodging the point on twitter.

A 40 year old man who puts Panera Bread on his resume. That spells Superior Future.

Hey now, they are one of the fastest growing franchise restaurants in the US. Not like Carls Jr or A&W, those are the obsolescent fast food outlets of a mayonnaise ghoul america.

 

[The Nothingness]

Blockbuster, Borders, Circuit City, and Suncoast? Bob has worked at a number of stores that have gone out of business.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob’s whole news skit is just him reporting information about nerd culture and making fun of the people who are sexist or whatever. It’s so boring.

 

[LikeicareKF]

Do you think chris will be able to keep the house

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Do you think chris will be able to keep the house

I don't think he'll have a choice, given what years of having Bob in the basement will do to the resale value.

 

[LikeicareKF]

I don't think he'll have a choice, given what years of having Bob in the basement will do to the resale value.

So what do you think he will do when barb dies? Continue to live there?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So what do you think he will do when barb dies? Continue to live there?

Wrong thread

 

[Gordon Cole]

For such "B+ entertainment", he sure loves blowing Marvel every chance he gets.

Oh boy Bob has a new "pilot" for a satirical youtube news series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-tMK4Gozg0

Finally, a show that answers the question "What if The Daily Show was completely autistic?"

Also Bob completely dodging the point on twitter.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob’s whole news skit is just him reporting information about nerd culture and making fun of the people who are sexist or whatever. It’s so boring.

That's bound to call the attention of a big shark.

 

[Lensherr]

Out of curiosity, have any of you guys told people you know IRL about or shown them Bob, and if so what were their reactions?

My best friend, who is a psychology student, came to the conclusion that Bob is probably a narcissist due to his high opinion of himself and inability to handle criticism.

 

[The Nothingness]

Triggered because of a dissenting opinion about the MCU? To steal a slogan from another thread: That's our Bob!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Out of curiosity, have any of you guys told people you know IRL about or shown them Bob, and if so what were their reactions?

I told my friend who actually has a connection to Ralphthemoviemaker all about their spat, along with the crazier bits from Brick by Brick. He got a real kick out of the whole thing, and laughs every time I send him the Mario photo.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Out of curiosity, have any of you guys told people you know IRL about or shown them Bob, and if so what were their reactions?

Utter shock, and these are also people who hate Trump.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Out of curiosity, have any of you guys told people you know IRL about or shown them Bob, and if so what were their reactions?

My best friend, who is a psychology student, came to the conclusion that Bob is probably a narcissist due to his high opinion of himself and inability to handle criticism.

I showed a friend Bob's infamous tweets about wishing eugenics, voting tests, etc. hadn't been ruined by white supremacy and shit. Then I showed him the Mario picture.

He was absolutely dumbfounded that such a person could exist.