Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dafuk]

These vacation vlogs are lazy AF...could be condensed into 1 vlog. She thinks she is a fucking director too always asking the roommates stupid questions with obvious answers and being fake as fuck the whole time with the sticky sweet I'm asking but really dont give a fuck attitude. Babe, what did you order? Babe, do you like it? I loved when she asked Eric what he got at CCFactory during that vlog like you very well know cause it is what you order every single time. 300 carbs in 1 dinner portion too. I digress, She talks to her roommates like they are her lower level subjects. Grow up.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Did anyone see Amber's food aggression in today's "video"? Becky went to try some of the donut tic tacs Amber had and she got all pissed and demanded to know how many Becky took.

It's during these unpromptu situations we get to see her real selfish personality. This is the reason why people hate her

 

[Jackisnotaname]

Did anyone see Amber's food aggression in today's "video"? Becky went to try some of the donut tic tacs Amber had and she got all pissed and demanded to know how many Becky took.

I was taken aback by the moment to say the least . Considering all the things that Becky does for Amberlynn, she is entitled to all of the tic tacs from the $5 dollar store she wants . I am not very creative (maybe I should buy 5 or so writing prompt tomes - maybe more if I buy the same book mulitple times which is a normal thing to do - to inspire me to write which apparently people need even if they love writing and write in hundreds of journals daily and are the best poet of our generation) but I can't think of anything more petty then counting tic tacs especially given how much money Amberlynn wastes on a daily basis.

 

[TwatWaffle]

I have this theory that we are watching Trisha Paytas "persona" be reborn through Amber.

-Person Vlogs - has something moderately outrageous or citchy
-Person receives two types of polarized feedback - ass kissers and Haydurs
-Person has some cluster B/personality disorder - mental health issue
-Person tries to resolve prior self destructed relationships through YT audience
-Hate increase as attempts to please audience and resolve issues with viewers only causes personality/behavior problems to get worse
-Person slowly begins to recognise relationship with YT viewers will not be reconciled
-Claims past relationships/embarrassing behaviors on the internet to be "trolling"
-Persons uses relationship with internet audience to explain away problematic behavior in personal life
-Loses touch with various realities
-Rinse, recycle repeat in various orders and you have a "YouTuber" with a serious mental health issue being made worse or at least reinforced by the internet.


This could be written better. I should be asleep. Hopefully you get my drift. As I watch Amber float through various personalities/lies/realities. It is so reminiscent of early Trish. For the record - I do think Trish is smarter then AL but I don't think she is a mastermind troll type individual who has created this unique persona completely outside herself, as some people seem to think. I think they are both as equally struggling being mentally ill.

UGHHH maybe one person will understand at least what im trying to get at.

 

[Malibougie]

These vacation vlogs are lazy AF...could be condensed into 1 vlog. She thinks she is a fucking director too always asking the roommates stupid questions with obvious answers and being fake as fuck the whole time with the sticky sweet I'm asking but really dont give a fuck attitude. Babe, what did you order? Babe, do you like it? I loved when she asked Eric what he got at CCFactory during that vlog like you very well know cause it is what you order every single time. 300 carbs in 1 dinner portion too. I digress, She talks to her roommates like they are her lower level subjects. Grow up.

I agree. The cringiest part of her latest video for me was when she was asking Becky questions and interrupting her or just flat out answering for her.

AL doesn’t need people for the basic need of human contact. She just needs them for things she can use them for. I don’t like Becky, but she used to at least be a bit sassy with AL. It’s sad to watch any self esteem and self worth she had crumble before our eyes. She’s become a shell of a person. AL is like the Dementors from Harry Potter.

Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself... soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.

Remus Lupin's description of Dementors

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

I agree. The cringiest part of her latest video for me was when she was asking Becky questions and interrupting her or just flat out answering for her.

AL doesn’t need people for the basic need of human contact. She just needs them for things she can use them for. I don’t like Becky, but she used to at least be a bit sassy with AL. It’s sad to watch any self esteem and self worth she had crumble before our eyes. She’s become a shell of a person. AL is like the Dementors from Harry Potter.

Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself... soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.

Remus Lupin's description of Dementors

yeah unlike the Destiny era, she actually talked back to Al. Becky is just sad.

 

[497]

It's a bit strange if Becky is ok with that. I guess she'd be ok not growing old with AL. What would Becky do without AL at that point? In 20 years she'd be over 400 pounds and not working. I wonder if AL would be ok with Becky taking out life insurance on her (if she hasn't already)

 

[A Owl]

Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself... soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.

True but they're pretty slim!

 

[Xenomorph]

10 years at this rate honestly.
But yet, this does not concern her.

 

[HalfnHalfUdderCalf]

Who wore it better? Our gorl vs the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl? No point asking which is more toxic.View attachment 494819 View attachment 494820

Every now and then a certain shot - and usually not in her vuhloorgs - is just staggering. Her fucking leg in this, my god...

(Duo posted on favorite pics/gifs)

This contortion looks so effortless to her. I bet this is her natural resting position.
Plunked down like a crab.
She probably has to keep her lymphodema up as much as possible to manage daily swelling at this point. It’s angles like these where we can clearly see how limited her reach is.
Realistically, she’s 5 inches just short of being able to clean herself. Enough to need a tool. She couldn’t reach it with a razor or insert a harpoon for her “periud”.
I’m going to keep an eye out for her wiping device, homemade I’m sure.

Thunkful here:
What would you do if you woke up in her body? I suppose I would wrap a bike tire in paper towels and saddle up. Roll myself clean? Would work for between the folds too.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

couldn’t reach it with a razor or insert a harpoon for her “periud”.

I know it's autofup, but "harpoon" here is the best Freudian slip ever...

 

[HalfnHalfUdderCalf]

I know it's autofup, but "harpoon" here is the best Freudian slip ever...

No slip, only the best for our swimmer gorl. But speaking of freudian.. autofup is fitting

 

[Long time lurker]

Once Amberlynn got used to people just fucking sticking to their guns and defacto forcing her to grow the fuck up, she'd mature

Amber surrounds herself with people as vapid and as immature as she is. She enables their childish and irresponsible behavior, maybe because if they remain that way, she won't need to grow up.

asking the roommates stupid questions with obvious answers

The worse one, for me, was her turning the camera to Becky - who was holding her phone - and asking "what are you doing? Checking your phone?".
This and the scene where she said "someone literally lost a shoe" while showing the shoe, are good glimpses on Amber's real life. She has nothing to say, but needs to hear her own voice, so we get stupid statements like those in the last video.

No wonder Becky has her face shoved into a phone all the time. She probably hopes it will deter Amber from having a "conversation" with her.

What would you do if you woke up in her body?

Go on a diet the moment I managed to lift that body off the mattress.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Before WLS, there was an option for deathfats to wire their teeth together (at least, I don't think it's done anymore.)

Our gorl wouldn't last an hour. The only variable would be what caused her to take the pliers to her gob - the need to shovel fried lard into it, or the one that drives her to keep up a running commentary of pure tedium. Don't most people get past the need to squeal "oh look! There's a shoe/doggy/red car/mummy shagging the milkman" out loud by about four?

 

[EH 110]

It's a bit strange if Becky is ok with that. I guess she'd be ok not growing old with AL. What would Becky do without AL at that point? In 20 years she'd be over 400 pounds and not working. I wonder if AL would be ok with Becky taking out life insurance on her (if she hasn't already)

When Amber finally dies, Becky will probably be working at Hardee's again.

 

[JaneThough]

Before WLS, there was an option for deathfats to wire their teeth together (at least, I don't think it's done anymore.)

Our gorl wouldn't last an hour. The only variable would be what caused her to take the pliers to her gob - the need to shovel fried lard into it, or the one that drives her to keep up a running commentary of pure tedium. Don't most people get past the need to squeal "oh look! A shoe/doggy/red car/mummy shagging the milkman" out loud by about four?

I think you can still do that? Also, there's the tongue patch diet, which makes it physically painful to eat so you have no choice but to stick to liquids: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/pain-weight-loss-tongue-patch-diet/story?id=19840923

 

[Long time lurker]

The only variable would be what caused her to take the pliers to her gob - the need to shovel fried lard into it, or the one that drives her to keep up a running commentary of pure tedium.

A classmate of mine broke his jaw in a motorcycle accident and had his jaw wired shut. He also lost a tooth. I remember him saying how glad he was the tooth didn't get replaced at that point in time. That way he could shred food and push it through the gap. Up until he found the loophole, he'd put food through a blender and use a straw to "drink" his food.

Amber would probably knock off all her front teeth as soon as the procedure was over.

 

[Bitchinista]

Eric didn't vlog much of the actual Pride festival, but AL and Becky were nowhere to be seen. I wondered at the start of their "vacation" if she would be able to walk around at such an event, and her not appearing in any of Eric's footage answers my question. Sucks for Becky. She plans what is supposed to be a fun trip in a neighboring city for a big festival with her g/f, her best friend, and his husband, but her girlfriend is physically unable to even attend the thing that was supposed to be the point of the whole trip to begin with so she completely misses out.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

If this joke of a vacation doesn't show Becky clearly that her life has minimised to nothing but shopping and eating in the same big box shitholes most of us avoid until there's not a crumb left in the house, then there's no hope for her.

She can dress it up all she wants; trying to be kind, mustn't leave the two ton baby behind, she's insecure therefore welded to me round the clock awww po Amber but at some point, you choose to be a victim. She enables Amber all the way, she's allowing her own life to be shaped entirely to suit somebody else and it's not even subtle. On the path our gorl is on, Becky's life from this point forward is just going to get smaller and smaller but if she chooses not to change anything then its up to her. If this doesn't open her eyes, nothing will.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I wonder if AL would be ok with Becky taking out life insurance on her (if she hasn't already)

Would any company even cover her, though? I don't think they're allowed to deny people health insurance anymore, but life insurance seems like a different matter entirely. I know a few people who've been turned down, and they were WAY healthier than our gorl.