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What information do you want? Her twitter is public and her whole career is based on trolling Gamergate.More information please on Brianna's shitposting and trolling activities.
Fuck English grammar. Is féidir le gramadach Béarla póg mo thóin!A few examples would be wonderful and will cause me to cancel the contract I have taken out on you with the Congregation of the Ursulines of the Agonizing Heart of Jesus to beat the rudiments of English grammar into your bog-hoppin' ass.
Aww, thanks!you have a sense of humor and you are not a psychotic sociopath.
Well for starters, she's fond of "agile standups". Or at least what she calls agile standups. Whoever invented those should be punished.Additional information on the "strange employment practices" would also be greatly appreciated, especially anything that might interest the Wage and Hour Division of the Department of Labor or the Federal Election Commission. Sister Brighid is six-foot-one and has anger issues.
Basically her version of an agile standup goes like this:
(phone call wakes me up)
B: Good morning Warren, are you ready for your agile standup?
W: Oh God no. Hold on, I'll just get my coffee.
B: Okay fine but Kate has been up working since 8am. Call me back.
(I scramble to find my notes from the previous day which I spent 2 hours at the end of every day writing. Basically an attempt to prove I was working by listing all the things I did. I call back.)
W: Okay I'm ready
B: Okay, what did you do yesterday?
W: Well let's see, so I talked to the folks at Our Revolution Boston...
B: Why are you still talking to them?
W: Um so that maybe they will endorse you?
B: What good are endorsements?
W: They get you votes, volunteers and sometimes money? So ORMA modified the endorsement process now and here is the procedure and what you need to do...
B: Warren, endorsements are your job not mine. I need to be on the phone raising money. And frankly I don't think they are a good use of YOUR time.
W: Okay well I'm glad to work on anything you send me to work on. What should I work on?
B: What do YOU think you should work on?
W: Well, endorsements, events...
B: Why haven't you set up any events?
W: Well there are actually events every day this week and next week and they're all in the calendar, color coded...
B: Warren it does me no good for you to just dump events in a calendar with no explanation. I need to be able to decide which ones I want to go to and which ones I don't. Which ones do YOU think are important?
W: Well, all of them, pretty much. I can explain them to you right now, I have my notes in front of me here...
B: Warren I spent 2 hours with that Boy Scout guy and an hour back and forth commuting, and it got me nothing. I need you to book me events that are actionable.
W: Well you probably got about 40 votes in Whitman just by sitting down with him. The whole town is talking about it. And if you would call him back about the merit badge thing...
B: Oh right, the merit badge thing. Yeah I should do that. If I don't do that in the next few days, remind me.
W: Okay well here's his number again.
B: I don't know, Warren. He's a right winger. I need votes from Democrats who will vote in the Primary, not long conversations with white dudes trying to tell me that Trump is "sometimes okay".
W: Brianna every Democrat in Whitman, Abington and East Bridgewater knows him. Every Independent knows him. Heck, Republicans. everybody. He got fricking Geoff Diehl elected, who was a fricking sign painter before that. Independents can vote in the Primary too. And they vote based on local issues. The local scouts. Jobs. Teaching the kids to code. You talked to him for two hours about it, I thought you were interested.
B: There's no need for you to be mansplaining at me right now.
W: I don't mean to mansplain. Should I tell you the rest of what I did yesterday?
B: Yes, go ahead.
W: So I talked to the folks at Planned Parenthood. They said that whereas state rep candidates can get a state level endorsement, federal candidates like you have to come by their DC office. They asked when you're "next going to be in DC". You don't have plans to be in DC soon do you?
B: Well I'll go there for Planned Parenthood!
W: Okay. Here's their number if you want to call, or I will call.
B: It's your job to call.
W: Okay so when should I tell them you'll be down in DC?
B: Well I could figure that out if you would SET UP A CALENDAR!
W: I have a very detailed Google calendar which I wish you would look at. And if somebody could please explain to me how to set up iCal, I could do an iCal calendar, I guess?
B: I'm not your tech support, Warren. And I've told you a bunch of times that Google is not secure. I have hackers coming after me literally every day. And if I'm going to work with you, I need you to take that seriously.
W: Are you saying you want to fire me?
B: Well honestly this last month has been very frustrating. I'm paying you all this extra money and I'm not seeing any results.
W: Well so can we either talk about these events or can you call these people back?
B: What people?
W: Well (state rep, name redacted), (progressive organization), (3 city councillors), (another progressive organization)...
B: Warren you can't just fire off these names at me. I need them in an organized list.
W: Okay I'll get to work on that.
B: So that's all you did yesterday? One phone call to Our Revolution Boston and one to Planned Parenthood? That sounds like 20 minutes of work to me. What did you do the entire rest of the 8 hour day?
W: Well okay let's see, so I think I solved the mystery of the East Bridgewater Democrats...
B: What? Why did you do that?
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on and on like this for 2 hours each morning. Followed by 4 hours of actual work, and then 2 more hours putting that work into sound bite form for tomorrow's "agile standup" makes an 8 hour day that sounds like 4 hours to Brianna. If she will even listen to it at all. And so then the next day's standup is even more hostile. Rinse, repeat. Most days it was 12 hours. In April it was 16. But at least there were no "standups" then...
I found myself thinking fondly of the previous quarter making 70 cents an hour for 16 hour days that Brianna thought were 6 hour days, and she still had to admit I was being underpaid for even 6 hour days. Because at least back then I was able to get some actual campaign work done and not spend half my time justifying the other half.
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After a couple weeks of this, Brianna became convinced that "some people are just not cut out for the startup lifestyle". And I guess so, if other startups are like that. Yikes. But she went on to say that startups are high-pressure, very demanding and unforgiving, and I must be just used to ordinary 9 to 5 office jobs. I was like "um, I put 3 shows on television, including one with a 2-week episode turnaround, and I made 4 feature films. I know what a high-pressure environment is like. But in filmmaking, people TRUST each other and HAVE FUN together."
Or actually I hear there is a lot of distrust and hostility on many LA sets. But Boston indie filmmakers are pretty much a koom ba yah hugbox love fest. And despite my exploratory stint into talk radio and politics, which can be very "tough guy" fields, I do prefer an environment of optimism and trust more. Maybe that's spoiled, I don't know. I don't expect to find such an environment in the City Council if I run. But I would hope to have one with my campaign staff.
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Anyway, long rambling answer I guess. Another thing she did was say I "can't handle taking orders from a female boss."
I know we all have residual unconscious biases. But I'd like to think that if a male boss was like that, I would freak out just as much?
Very nice, they are cute little things. It was just a small nip, no broken skin. They are kind of excitable and Frank let them all in at once and they got all excited and like rushed me, and I bent down for one to sniff my hand and he jumped up and bit my hand.How were they around you? Other than the one biting, that is?
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