Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

When did Mama Cass get a comic book?

If she chokes to death on a ham sandwich you win the internet.

(Or ODs on heroin, whichever.)

 

[RockVolnutt]

If she chokes to death on a ham sandwich you win the internet.

(Or ODs on heroin, whichever.)

Haven't read it but apparently there's an issue where it's established she's going to die of a heart attack at age 50. She's obese because she decided "eating her feelings" was a smart thing to do after her mom died when she was little.

IDK, I could be wrong since I don't read Valiant. They come off as Chinese knock-offs of other series which is fitting as I believe a Chinese company bought them at some point.

 

[Anonimo]

Bob's "Superhero Script" A overweight blogger and Youtuber who is not appreciated by the masses gains the ability to have the powers of his favorite childhood gaming character Super Mario and enters online game killing "Evil White Men Harassing Women" and if he kills you online you die in the real world. This leads to a social revolution where his online actions have inspired the oppressed and they kill the people "living in the past" who all happen to be white and the "Hero" builds a new Superior Future with his followers. The few survivors of the backwards thinking parts of the old society will be sent to the moon where their skills in manual labor will be used to farm the new Moon Wheat.

The only things missing are a Paradise Lost inspired plot thread, an Old Testament God stand-in, and greeting card characters going " Care Bears Avengers Asssemble!"

 

[Flexo]

Haven't read it but apparently there's an issue where it's established she's going to die of a heart attack at age 50. She's obese because she decided "eating her feelings" was a smart thing to do after her mom died when she was little.

IDK, I could be wrong since I don't read Valiant. They come off as Chinese knock-offs of other series which is fitting as I believe a Chinese company bought them at some point.

Which is a shame because once upon a time Valiant was the little independent publisher that could created by a former Marvel employee.

And it was apparently killed by Image.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If he's trying to be suave, then it's really not working.
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I see the saga of Bob being unable to take a photo with a normal expression is continuing in San Diego.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

Let's see how hard Bob tries to defend James Gunn and his "jokes" about pedophilia because Gunn is attached to Marvel

 

[Gordon Cole]

Again, just stop being exceptional on Twitter, and this'll stop happening.

You're 37. Grow up.

We already have one Taylor Swift-obsessed loser on the site. We don't need another.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Again, just stop being exceptional on Twitter, and this'll stop happening.
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Slander AND libel? Dude doesn't even know what those words mean beyond "dem those bad guy words".

 

[Anonimo]

Quick question about the Moon Wheat thing: did Bob ever actually state who or what would do the farming? I thought the implication was that robots would do it since he wanted to genocide “obsolete America” and the “wasteland ghouls” who lived there.

Did he ever suggest that he would consider something along the lines of using the survivors as forced labor or hire immigrants to work for peanuts?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

If he's trying to be suave, then it's really not working.

The context makes it even funnier.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

You're 37. Grow up.

So you admit you have a soft skin. Good to know the fat furler is a pussy beneath that mass of ego, and smugness.

Again slander is spoken. Libel is fucking written. Literally, your favorite Spider-man film cleared that shit out. And furthermore. Those accusations hold a lot of ground when you yourself want to gas people for being of another class other than yours.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Slander AND libel? Dude doesn't even know what those words mean beyond "dem those bad guy words".

Lionel Hutz knows more about the law than Bob does.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Lionel Hutz knows more about the law than Bob does.

I bet if you point that out, he'd say something like "But I never claimed to be a lawyer, friendo" despite using common legal words that should be familiar to him especially since he's into entertainment and politics.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

You know, twitter is fake, gay nonsense of the highest order, but I believe Bob is the only cretin I've seen react to people fucking with him with, "Followers and Friendos, report this man for slanderlibel!"

He's that wannabe bully who picks a fight in front of a crowd of friends, finds he's picked on the wrong target and calls out to the crowd to bail him out.

"Faggot" would have taken fewer words.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, it's as good an occasion as any to post this again:

 

[BubbleButt]

I don't know how Bob can hate South Park as much as he does when it's fairly obvious he's taken empathy lessons from Eric Cartman.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't know how Bob can hate South Park as much as he does when it's fairly obvious he's taken empathy lessons from Eric Cartman.

Maybe it hits too close to home?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm still screencapping, so good luck.

I can't get over the fact that his only celebrity fan is Patton Oswalt.

Okay, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you, you of all people don't get to promote kindness.

Gonna be busy and actively trying to stay OUT of social media bullshit today

UPDATE: He failed.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So James Gunn got fired from directing the next GOTG movie by Disney for his tweets. I wonder how Bob will react to this.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I wonder how Bob will react to this.