Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AnOminous]

"All those jokes about how Cuban I am? Well I’m not Cuban. How I felt at home in Spain w/ my people? They’re not my people. None of it was real."

The fucking cunt will be claiming to be Cuban again the moment it lets her "win" some retarded twitter spedfight.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Looking at general advice, it does suggest if you adopt then you should be honest about that with the child early on to ensure no nasty surprise later. But I'm sure Bex's parents never meant harm (but it's a bit weird maybe to not say when they knew the family line had health issues)

I guess they didn't want her to feel like she wasn't their kid so shared the good and bad. But it's a plan that tragically backfired. That said she's still terribly rotten to her adoptive parents considering they raised her. She's gonna be bummed if she ever finds out BioMom died ages back or builds up an idealised memory only to find she was put up for adoption for a good reason

 

[Hellfire]

She's trying to make the James Gunn situation about herself.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Rebecca apparently stalks the accounts of people who made her chimp, she's still reeling from the time she got criticized for talking about circumcision.
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PLASTIC STRAWS!
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"Someone at Disneyland once told me Disney shouldn’t provide allergen menus on site b/c they’re ugly. Instead folks w/ allergies should print allergy menus from the website. That’s the kind of entitlement we’re dealing w/." https://archive.fo/iwpyo
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"Reminder that a lot of animal welfare political groups deliberately compare the meat industry to the Holocaust. Hating Jewish folk is already part of the package."
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Rebecca supposedly told someone on Twitter she got sad when a "queer character died in Critical Role" and was supposedly called a "fucking snowflake."
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"Otherwise, we keep pushing the narrative that women are those who have vaginas & men are those who have penises."
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Two idiots bought her Yiddish coloring books, and Daniel bought her a bunch of book about Jews/Judaism as a chaser for all the lobster she ate. http://archive.is/F2Etg
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GOG made a tweet advertising Postal 2: Lost Paradise and included an animation of someone pissing on the grave of "Game Journalism" which it said committed suicide in August 2014 (when the scandal that became dubbed Gamergate began). Lots of lolcows have been chimping, including Chelsea Van Valkenburg herself as well as Rebecca. https://archive.fo/BHK9L
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Rebecca proves how much of a GAMER she is after someone called her out for joining the outrage bandwagon.
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Rebecca's proof she uses GOG is... purchases from 2014 and 2015. Definitely going to impact their bottom line, eh?
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People started dunking on her, mocking her for declaring herself a "spoonie."
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Rebecca is a homophobe.
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RRRRREEEEEbecca
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MOMBOT https://twitter.com/i/moments/851713200537993216
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"b/c harassing my family so much I had to abandon a career I love wasn't enough of a punishment for caring about video games."
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GAMERS
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"muh emails" GAMERS!
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I don't even play games often, and I still her purchase and play history, a bunch of $2-3 stuff, old memeware, and a bunch of DOS-era games. She didn't even have a single $10 game in there.

Oh boy, this person ran Tie Fighter SIM 1995 without even having to reboot their windows 3.5 machine. So wow much game customer.

 

[lol you sukc]

Mere days after she spent $70+ dollars on lobster alone while at Disneyland, Rebecca is ebegging because she supposedly can't afford a $100 fee to get a copy of her adoption record. http://archive.fo/ehM77
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She chimped and got "fucking angry" because her mami and papi and Cuban familia is obviously not her real family if she was adopted and she was "tolerating [her] family’s awfulness b/c [she] thought [she] had to tolerate it only to discover they weren’t [her] family & [she] tolerated all that shit for nothing." http://archive.fo/uthXb
"All those jokes about how Cuban I am? Well I’m not Cuban. How I felt at home in Spain w/ my people? They’re not my people. None of it was real."
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Her big plan is to "Get DNA on ancestry.com" get the adoption records and sign up for a "Florida adoption reunion site" then upload the Ancestry DNA results to other sites and pray, but to do all of this she needs money from strangers. She also claims she is finally going to change her name in September when some new law applies, and claims she is still going to try to get pregnant in either the Disney World trip or in the spring (likely referring to the trip to Germany she tweeted about), "Probably the spring considering all this. I just don't have the executive functioning to manage ONE of these tasks, much less all while also full time working."
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RRRREEEEbecca
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She sperged out about Legion
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'liked' by Cuckson, apparently he wants to pretend he's queer/gay just like Rebecca herself.
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PLASTIC STRAWS
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RRRRREEEEbecca tries to provide an excuse as to why she's been "unreasonably hysterical & melodramatic for the pst[sic] few years," and says she's "earned" being "unreasonable" and has a "right" to be an "emotional trainwreck." http://archive.fo/DPtAk
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Cow crossover. Guardians of the Galaxy writer James Gunn was fired by Disney after harassing someone on social media which caused people to dig into his online presence and found he has a disgusting history of pedophilia related things. Rebecca's conern is not about Gunn's attack on others or his pedophilic history, but instead that Kathleen Kennedy might get fired for ruining Star Wars and that "every major exec or director at Disney" will be a "cishet dude who never discusses diversity & always caters to regressives."
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Daniel was looking through his old tweets to make sure he wasn't supporting Gunn or whatever.
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Cow crossover with Brandon Buterbaugh, who is claiming he was disowned from his family today as well as immediately fired at work because he can't borrow his brother's car anymore
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GAMERS
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I guess we can add fake Cuban to the bullshit list. Fake jew, fake disabled, fake trans, fake relevant job. What's left?

Imagine the horror of her adoptive parents having made that totally avoidable decision and having to live with it for the rest of their lives (as opposed to her real parents who unknowingly dodged one hell of a bullet).

 

[Next Task]

Just an instinct, but I'd imagine her 'no tech during the Sabbath' thing is something she breaks regularly, not just 'this one time when I'm depressed'.

Also, funny she uses social media as an anti-depressant when all she does is REEEEEEE on it, lie, and fight people.

 

[Water-T]

Funny how Becky and her SocJus mob used to celebrate whenever a cishet white guy got fired for saying stupid stuff on Twitter.

It's also funny how Becky and her SocJus mob finally acknowledge that white cishet dudes can be victims of hate and harassment online, and not just trans lesbian disabled Muslim enbys.

I'm sure Becky has not stopped to think about this, because the cognitive dissonance would make her head explode.

 

[Leibowitz]

This whole "pregnant transman" bullshit brings back fond Skyrim memories.

 

[Hellfire]

"mansplains"




"mansplaining"



Are they bringing the dog to Disney World and Germany?



RIOT!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I guess we can add fake Cuban to the bullshit list. Fake jew, fake disabled, fake trans, fake relevant job. What's left?

It's that or 'fake adopted' which I am still leaning towards.

 

[Trombonista]

RIOT!

Wait a fucking minute. Why is she continuing to keep in touch with the people who supposedly let goobers harass her out of a job?

 

[Water-T]

Wait a fucking minute. Why is she continuing to keep in touch with the people who supposedly let goobers harass her out of a job?

I'm pretty sure that it's another lie to let everyone think that Becky still has "connections" in gaming. The truth is more along the lines of Becky sending emails to various former co-workers begging to let back in, only to be ignored or told to stop emailing them.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Also, "fuckjng" - looking for that fake cry-typing is always a hoot.

She's done this often enough in enough different contexts that I think it's a minced oath -- like she doesn't want to get kicked off Twitter for being too sweary, or something (or out of favor of her super-woke friends). I notice she does it once at the beginning of her latest adoption rant until she gets too mad to remember to use it and just correctly types "fucking" a few times in a row.

 

[Next Task]

Wait a fucking minute. Why is she continuing to keep in touch with the people who supposedly let goobers harass her out of a job?

Aside from the fact that expecting consistency from Becky is like waiting for Godot, I just figured it was the German telling her what she wants to hear, because doesn't he still work for Riot?

 

[PopcornTin]

She's done this often enough in enough different contexts that I think it's a minced oath -- like she doesn't want to get kicked off Twitter for being too sweary, or something (or out of favor of her super-woke friends). I notice she does it once at the beginning of her latest adoption rant until she gets too mad to remember to use it and just correctly types "fucking" a few times in a row.

This is it. A while back some dumbasses were like "oh no twitter will ban you for cursing!" and she started the whole "fuckjng" thing after that.

It’s not even Yom Kippur yet and she’s already looking for flimsy excuses to eat lobster in Disneyworld instead of observing the high holy days. Incredible! In before she lies about having a medical condition that doesn’t allow her to fast during Yom Kippur.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

You guys wanna play a fun Twitter game? It's called "Bex vs. Bex."

Becky:

Also Becky:

The fucking cunt will be claiming to be Cuban again the moment it lets her "win" some exceptional twitter spedfight.

On the same day.

RIOT!

Becky: "My old coworkers miss me & still text me"
Also Becky:

Becky:

Also Becky:

Becky: "KiwiFarms harrassed a woman into setting herself on fire!"

Also Becky:

This is just lol

 

[AnOminous]

I can't stop chuckling at Becky having an avatar of a shifty-eyed crazy-looking bitch. That dude captured her insanity so well, whether he was trying to or not.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

You guys wanna play a fun Twitter game? It's called "Bex vs. Bex."

Becky:
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On the same day.
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Becky: "My old coworkers miss me & still text me"
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Becky:
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Becky: "KiwiFarms harrassed a woman into setting herself on fire!"
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Also Becky:
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This is just lol
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Yonah Bex Gerber is a scammer transtrender who claims she had cancer and needed $1k for an operation then spent the money on a trip to Disney World.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

I can't stop chuckling at Becky having an avatar of a shifty-eyed crazy-looking bitch. That dude captured her insanity so well, whether he was trying to or not.

This avatar has an build-in transformation, add some warts and pointy hat, presto pronto: a witch from folklore.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Of course Becky would start typing "G_d". A nice little virtue-signal that takes no effort and makes no sense (as "God" is not God's name, it has exactly the same connotation as "G_d" unlike, say, if one were to avoid writing YHWH)

That and putting a oppression symbol in her twitter constitutes all of the effort she has put into being Jewish. And she wonders why no religion, culture, or industry wants her?