Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Cripple · Jul 22, 2018

I missed this episode.

MagneticTowels · Jul 22, 2018

Chrisology1337 said:
Thanks. I was hoping to find Taz on YouTube, but he doesn't seem to have a YouTube channel. However, while I was searching, I did find this:

Someone ACTUALLY TRANSCRIBED one of Taz's songs. My hat goes off to whoever put in the effort to transcribe it; I'm pretty sure it was grueling.

Nacho Man Randy Salsa · Jul 22, 2018

montepio said:
This guy is a ticking time bomb, the hunger, the thirst and the 'tism.

He should be institutionalized right now before a tragedy happens.

He is to me more of a worrycow than a lolcow.

I don't think so. It's a wonder he was even able to create a DA account in the first place he's so broken. Unless it comes out that he's a sex offender or we discover fan fictions of his that read less like a 4th grader and more like an actual competent pedo he should basically be considered harmless.

Being Kiwis we're bombarded by depravity and horrors every day on this forum, so when we see something like this we instantly think the worst, instead of seeing something truly innocent. Even Classic Chris was less innocent than this, Classic Chris at least knew the basics of sex from watching crappy pornography. I don't think this guy has ever seen a titty.

The Fool · Jul 22, 2018

Umaibae said:
This is a lost Smiths B-side, right?

I'm just glad Erik is the one who thinks every little girl is a kind of cheese, and not Phil.

Gordon Cole · Jul 22, 2018

AnOminous said:
Or a song that got rejected from 69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields.

No, it's a song Ween would turn down for trying too hard.

Randall Fragg said:
The analysis sparked in this thread by his autistic tard art is amazing.

Can you imagine this being part of an exhibit as outsider art?

Dumb Sergal · Jul 22, 2018

It makes you wonder what has driven this man to cartoon children of boys and girls like this, as well as his childish outbursts on dA, this is just plain strange and unacceptable for a person his age. Perhaps it's just :autism: at work, I dunno.

EternalPunishment · Jul 22, 2018

I wonder if it is a sexual thing, but he just doesn't understand it is. Like when people send their family members to live in homes, they'll get them sterilized because they feel sexual feelings from being adults and will instinctively have sex like dogs even though they aren't able to understand what sex is or that it leads to pregnancy and such. Children who go through puberty early or have been sexually abused will have sexual feelings and may attempt to have sex with each other even though they have no idea what sex even is.

I think it might be possible that unsexual things became sexually stimulating to him because that's all he's experienced and his autistic little mind is reaching for something sexually stimulating so it lands on things that feel good to him like having his diaper changed (which is probably the only time he was/is stimulated in that area) and it's a "it makes my peepee hard and I don't know why" sorta deal.

It also could be he knows what sex is, but he's only aware of intercourse between a heterosexual married couple in the missionary position and doesn't understand any other kind of sex. Depending on if he even actually knows what pedophilia is, he might think he isn't one because he doesn't want to have that kind of sex with them.

atari · Jul 22, 2018

Sitting on the floor and talking has hit 123 pieces!

It sure is the life.

Oh shit he's adding another layer of lore, instead of just sitting on the floor and talking he also loves french fries. What does he love about them? Who knows, he surprisingly didn't specify.

NoFeline · Jul 22, 2018

atari said:
instead of just sitting on the floor and talking he also loves french fries. What does he love about them? Who knows, he surprisingly didn't specify.

Maybe the few times he got to leave home were for trips to get fast food.

Also he is fat.

Nacho Man Randy Salsa · Jul 22, 2018

atari said:
Oh shit he's adding another layer of lore, instead of just sitting on the floor and talking he also loves french fries. What does he love about them? Who knows, he surprisingly didn't specify.

Because french fries are fucking awesome.

Piga Dgrifm · Jul 22, 2018

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I can't fucking breathe.

Randall Fragg · Jul 22, 2018

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It’s like a much more autistic version of this

Nekromantik · Jul 22, 2018

So, after looking at his DA page I noticed that all the sitting in the back of car on the floor pictures use older car models, maybe late 80s to mid 90s. That would definitely tie that to his childhood.

But then there's also this.

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Why? Is ten the age he was first told he needed to act like a big boy? Is it the age that childhood died? Is it the highest he can count? It is the age where most kids are given more grown up responsibilities.

Than there are the many screen shots of Mortal Kombat for no reason I can tell. I just keep asking, why?

Yop Yop · Jul 22, 2018

This is just absolutely bizarre. I'm a literal loss for words.

Bluey · Jul 22, 2018

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It's poetry.

White bubblegum · Jul 22, 2018

Because thats how you deal with incontinence: yelling at your little kid to stop and hitting her.

Strange Looking Dog · Jul 22, 2018

Super Collie said:
I think his obsession with "chocolate wagons" and whatnot stems from some sort of childhood trauma/memory. Like maybe he accidentally messed himself when he was a child and his mom or grandma or whoever cleaned him up had some bizarre euphemism for poop and it just stuck with him. So many of his obsessions and the things that he repeats can possibly be explained in this manner.

In 2015 I did some digging on Taz for the "logophiles" thread here on the Farms. Rather than copy/paste or reiterate the entirety of my post, here is a link to it. Additionally, here is a link to a post from yesterday where I go into some more detail. They are worth checking out and predate Taz's current online drama by 3+ years. It's apparently the only source of information that goes back to when Taz was active on YouTube and was churning out content.

I regret not backing up or archiving Taz's content, because like I said in the 2018 post I just sort of assumed that everything extant online were artifacts from another era that Taz no longer had access to and thus could not delete. (It all looked abandoned.) It's very unfortunate that his main YouTube channel (and Dailymotion) is gone because anyone looking for answers to their questions would surely find something there.

Here are some archive links of what's left of his personal website. Note that for some of these pages it's white text on a white background because the background image was not archived. In order to read it you need to right click somewhere and click "Select All" to highlight the text.

"Bio" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160723191645/http://classix.ucoz.com/bio.htm
"Sandy" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160720223858/http://classix.ucoz.com/sweetheart.htm <--- SWEETHEART.HTM
"Friends" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160723185438/http://classix.ucoz.com/friends.htm
"Dragon Tales" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160720223238/http://classix.ucoz.com/dragontales.htm

There are also a couple of pages archived with archive.is
http://archive.is/classix.ucoz.com

Bluey · Jul 22, 2018

ConcernedAnon said:
There are also a couple of pages archived with archive.is
http://archive.is/classix.ucoz.com

Why does he feel the need to capitalize every word when he types?

PsychoNerd054 · Jul 22, 2018

Who would've thunk? He made more than 1000 Yahoo groups! What a hobby.

Bojack Horsekin · Jul 22, 2018

Jesus. I remember this guy from Bulbagarden 12-13 years ago. Despite being "MollyHaleIsMyFriend" he had the Dragon Tales girl in his avatar. Posted several stories about Molly Hale, some poor idiots offered constructive criticism as though he would understand. And he'd sperg about his game show tapes. I remember being fascinated and a little disturbed all at once, and I didn't even know he had a dA. He has not changed one bit, I see.

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I saw red flags for a few goddamn seconds because Cassie is his sister's name.

Like others have said, it seems like Erik just has the mind of a 6-year-old, and does not nor would not prey on children in a sexual way. He doesn't seem to comprehend sexuality at all. I really want to believe that. However...

These posts are from 2010, and somehow I don't think he ever Moved On To Girls Near His Age

Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Is Erik a paedo?

No, just a emotionally stumped man

Yes, and a scary one at that

I don't even know

kiwi faggot enabler

GoAIm Know

Kiwi Farms World Champion

Yep, he's dead

Smarter than the average Sergal

mainly lurking rn

baby is ended.

Kiwi Farms World Champion

Assigned Hitler At Birth

Tran Ranch is under siege!

I was phone!

Corrupted Citizen of the Private Villa

The Blue Heeler Neo Noir Enthusiast

Blow me

The Blue Heeler Neo Noir Enthusiast

Done by a thug.

Bojack Norseman