DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

Looks like Phil continued (courtesy of Proxy_kon on Twitter):

https://streamable.com/w00a6

Apparently Jim is toxic, a nasty negative jerk, and a dickhead. But not Phil. Noooo sir.

I thought Jim just says what Phil says but uses bigger words to trick you and make it seem more intelligent. Maybe Phil was just talking about Jim's reviews though.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

You know I can deal with this twatfuck making an insanely comfortable living because he has found a way to manipulate idiots into opening their wallets. That’s fine. That’s where half the entertainment comes from.

What I’m having a hard time dealing with is this cunt breaking rules and falling through the cracks time and time again on Twitch but especially on YouTube.

He has at least 2 Adsense accounts, and is trying to pile on lies to cover his ass and Get his dumbass channel monetized again and you know what, he probably will.

If this was any one of us we would have been denied instantly and told to kick dirt. But somehow, this pussbag finds a way around it always.

Rate me mad, but when does someone’s luck finally run out? When does karma finally unmask itself? I hope he stubs his gout ridden toe tonight when he stumbles into his bed at 5am.

It's fun to watch Phil freak out and panic when the poor decisions he makes come back to kick him the ass, but yeah Phil has somehow been blessed with enough dumb luck to keep on going when any normal person would have been told to fuck off without another chance 20 times over by now. When I saw he couldn't put ads on his videos, my first thought was "How long until he gets it back? I give it 3 days tops." I wouldn't be shocked at all if he gets it back by Monday afternoon. Another way to look at it is that his luck is a curse, a cruel joke that keeps stringing him along until a pitiful, meaningless ending. I mean, it's pretty clear he loathes playing video games, hates reading all those terrible messages he gets sent, and he does have to beg for money every single day of his life. Just remember all the times Phil said he would NEVER become a camwhore, that's exactly what's happened. Outside of a very small band of mentally ill paypigs, he's universally regarded as a laughingstock. He has no long term plans for his life, with little hope in sight. He may be surviving, but he isn't living.

 

[Xenomorph]

It's fun to watch Phil freak out and panic when the poor decisions he makes come back to kick him the ass, but yeah Phil has somehow been blessed with enough dumb luck to keep on going when any normal person would have been told to fuck off without another chance 20 times over by now. When I saw he couldn't put ads on his videos, my first thought was "How long until he gets it back? I give it 3 days tops." I wouldn't be shocked at all if he gets it back by Monday afternoon. Another way to look at it is that his luck is a curse, a cruel joke that keeps stringing him along until a pitiful, meaningless ending. I mean, it's pretty clear he loathes playing video games, hates reading all those terrible messages he gets sent, and he does have to beg for money every single day of his life. Just remember all the times Phil said he would NEVER become a camwhore, that's exactly what's happened. Outside of a very small band of mentally ill paypigs, he's universally regarded as a laughingstock. He has no long term plans for his life, with little hope in sight. He may be surviving, but he isn't living.

This, people want him to be ended going out in a huge fire he created. Phil is a slow bleed over time he may never stop playing games but he is not in anyway free. He remains trapped in this loop until he dies. That is not a win.

 

[kebab4you]

I was wrong, apparently Phil was already accepted into the bounty program. Going to be an interesting stream.

 

[FallGout]

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I was wrong, apparently Phil was already accepted into the bounty program. Going to be an interesting stream.

That stream is either gonna be boring as fuck or a complete shitshow. I kinda hope he explodes at the people calling him a hypocrite for calling everyone who played State of Decay 2 early a paid shill. But he may also go into full DarksydeShill mode and suck the games ass and tell his mods to silently ban everyone brining it up.

 

[PieceofShet]

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I was wrong, apparently Phil was already accepted into the bounty program. Going to be an interesting stream.

HERE WE GO! FULL SHILL MODE!
I thought it will take him at least 1 week, I underestimated his greed, which is massive.

Cant wait till he dyes his hair, although it would take him time and effort, so the chances are slight.

EDIT: Looks like something happened with drgnkiller again: https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller

 

[Cherie Bomb]

Apparently someone has dug up some logs of him threatening suicide and physical harm. Claiming he has a gun and knife. This mutant is a gold mine.

That was me.

I believed that Sidella was already doxed. Saw his Instagram.

At some point, someone else found Sidella's social media accounts. I know he privated his Instagram since then.

Hey @SoapQueen1, can you bring back Sidella thread? I've seen the cuck constantly crying about trolls and comparing them to terrorists so I think he is worthy enough to be a lolcow

Only if people actually think he's funny tbh. A lot of people complained so I'm only going to put it back if people have additional funny stuff to post.

I didn't see the Sidella thread before it was hidden. But I know sometimes when people make jokes about Sidella, they don't know or understand the context of his disability. He has Coach syndrome, a rare disease linked to intellectual and physical disability. In other words, he's legitimately a gimp and a sped.

There are some things Sidella can't help because he was born with an inherited condition, and it's generally unfunny to punch down on the kid for that reason alone. However, Sidella is completely aware that he is oversharing in Phil's chat and on Twitter. He's been repeatedly warned not to do so, but says he feels safe now that his Instagram and other accounts are locked down. He's like that other kid "Jay P." AKA Eric Nguyen, who alternated between being bitterly lonely, depressed, and horny until he doxed himself whilst being completely inappropriate in Phil's chat. All that kind of stuff about Sidella is fair game, as is Phil's hypocrisy in standing against supposed bullies who really just hate seeing Phil con a disabled man out of his rich parents' money.

Most of the material for a thread on Sidella would come from Phil's chat and Twitter. I feel like the challenges of a Sidella thread are the same as those of a dedicated Swagginz thread. There's daily material, but it takes a while to build up enough information for an informative post.

I think a better idea might be a DSP Whiteknights General thread, the same way there's a DSP A-Logs General thread. Boon's OP was created from the A-Logs General over time, so maybe the same would work with Sidella.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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I was wrong, apparently Phil was already accepted into the bounty program. Going to be an interesting stream.

Might as well just tweeted "I just signed up to the paid shill program on Twitch where they pay me to shill games. I know I said only fakes do that, but now I need the money. Don't worry though, you can still cheer and tip as much as you want during these streams. I know there was some debate about this but I think now is the time to call it. I am officially a whore."

 

[xAnonAnonX]

HERE WE GO! FULL SHILL MODE!
I thought it will take him at least 1 week, I underestimated his greed, which is massive.

Cant wait till he dyes his hair, although it would take him time and effort, so the chances are slight.

EDIT: Looks like something happened with drgnkiller again: https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller

Nah that is not going to happen, he probably be kicked out of the paid shil program before you know it. After all he has anger problems, so before you know it he will crack and RAGE! and that will be the end of that. If he dyed his hair and suddenly started acting like markiplier and became a better person than he would stop being a lolcow and that is the impossiblity of christmas and easter falling on the same day.

 

[no fucker]

That stream is either gonna be boring as fuck or a complete shitshow. I kinda hope he explodes at the people calling him a hypocrite for calling everyone who played State of Decay 2 early a paid shill. But he may also go into full DarksydeShill mode and suck the games ass and tell his mods to silently ban everyone brining it up.

He’s going to have no self-control as usual and end up reacting to the acknowledgements of his hypocrisy, of which there are sure to be a lot. That or he’ll find something stupid to bitch about in the game and shit all over the devs. Then he’ll end up losing his ability to do sponsored streams, which I’m shocked he is even allowed to attempt. Phil is the last person you want people associating with your product, unless you want them to be annoyed and disgusted whenever they think of it. Is there any streamer on the planet who makes otherwise fun and engaging games look as boring as he does?

 

[Mannlicher]

He’s going to have no self-control as usual and end up reacting to the acknowledgements of his hypocrisy, of which there are sure to be a lot. That or he’ll find something stupid to bitch about in the game and shit all over the devs. Then he’ll end up losing his ability to do sponsored streams, which I’m shocked he is even allowed to attempt. Phil is the last person you want people associating with your product, unless you want them to be annoyed and disgusted whenever they think of it. Is there any streamer on the planet who makes otherwise fun and engaging games look as boring as he does?

I'm shocked that anyone would want an imbecile that couldn't figure out the name input screen in Persona 4 associated with their product.

 

[James Smith]

Most of the material for a thread on Sidella would come from Phil's chat and Twitter. I feel like the challenges of a Sidella thread are the same as those of a dedicated Swagginz thread. There's daily material, but it takes a while to build up enough information for an informative post.

I think a better idea might be a DSP Whiteknights General thread, the same way there's a DSP A-Logs General thread. Boon's OP was created from the A-Logs General over time, so maybe the same would work with Sidella.

I was tempted to just redo the thread but since the vote is currently favoring leaving it alone and at a fair margin I'm not going to. I definitely agree with the first paragraph that he didn't seem funny to a lot of people at first and I think some might have come around as his antics continued.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

You can tell Phil desperately wants Spergling to clap back at him. He does the same with Pewdiepie too. Slate more popular people in the hope they give you some attention. Gotta create that Youtube drama now you... er, don't have Youtube any more.

 

[Xenomorph]

You can tell Phil desperately wants Spergling to clap back at him. He does the same with Pewdiepie too. Slate more popular people in the hope they give you some attention. Gotta create that Youtube drama now you... er, don't have Youtube any more.

Bingo. He is a deep as a puddle. Only thing it does is make even more people dislike him.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Him doing a bounty on Runescape might make for some excellent trolling.

 

[FallGout]

Him doing a bounty on Runescape might make for some excellent trolling.

I wonder how long before the stream he will announce the game, if the game is multiplayer oriented I bet he is shitting himself for the trolling he will receive. Since the game is also on PC we can also expect a long amount troubleshooting getting the stream/game to not run at 5FPS because, WTF is preparation!?

 

[Meech]

So what will his excuse be for his shill stream hypocisy be this time?

"Uh I said that months ago, stop living in the past. THINGS ARENT BLACK AND WHITE!"

"This is my LIVELYHOOD! I need to do this to keep ma house. The only people who care are negative toxic idiots!"

"Out of context, I never said that."

Or no doubt a combination of them all.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If he would come out and just say something like "I had to diversify somehow to try to make up for the YouTube money, so now I'll try the bounties." Instead anyone who calls him out on this will be ridiculed or outright banned

 

[Wurstbrot]

It's funny how nobody expects a healthy low damage explanation for this shill move. Is it because we are detractors? Nah, more like empirical values.

I'm open to be get surprised tbh. I give him a pahsitive point for actually uploading longer videos. See? The dog finally moves if a shark bites him in the ass and eats half his body so it remains as a crippled tortured animal who needs a desperate operation.

I'm so hyped for the shill stream.
I want to see how he:
- can't contain his anger
- tries preemptive damage control by not saying anything
- tries to be nice and a clown
- explains the shill.

He could stay silent and explain nothing, but if you have an 1 hour long prestream in which you explain every detail of your life instead of setting up the game, well, you have to. Even without prestream I'm sure he has to make clear how this is an advertised stream. Contracts.
And a Phil without a follow up is simply not possible. I put my money on: "And I know people say huuuuu huuuuu *flail* Phil you said everyone who gets paid for playing a game or plays it earlier is a paid shill even so I don't know anything about how money making on the internet works - shut the fuck up".

 

[Meech]

If he would come out and just say something like "I had to diversify somehow to try to make up for the YouTube money, so now I'll try the bounties." Instead anyone who calls him out on this will be ridiculed or outright banned

That would require Phil to be able to take an L. Which he has demonstrated many times that he cant. His rant towards the youtube chat guy was such an example of this. Even when presented with the fact that he had 2 adsense accounts he comes back with "AHCTUALLY I WAS FORCED TO DO IT!"

I cant remember exactly what happened when he was setting up his new adsense but im sure he basically fucked one up and it got denied so then he just made a new one for KOGaming and just linked that to DSPGaming. Any normal person would just go "Oh it was denied, what process do I go through to try rectify this." But he has no patience. Every non monetized view is Youtube stealing from him so he NEEDS an adsense right away.

If he had just taken the time and effort to do shit right the first time he wouldnt be in this situation.