Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[The Telomerase Truth]

@The Telemarketers' Truth, @ChurchOfFodBear, @Adam's Kat, @RomanCuntDufus,

You'll be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years.

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What!? A custom punishment just for us? Oh, what joy! Thanks, Brad!

P.S. Eh, I liked the last name you gave me more. It had a better ring to it. Still, I know how hard this name changing business is for you. You're simply not smart enough to come up with an insulting name for me with a word resembling the word telomerase. After all, The Teletubbies Truth really backfired on you.

 

[José Mourinho]

@Alan Pardew,

I pray you receive your karma.

Oh no are you gonna ground sentence me to non-living for 284848398738/84583848833838387;£;8;££;;8 years?

I’m scared

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

About to go out the kids but I'd like to point out that Richard is wrong about the whole BC AD thing thing (I know a real shocker right?)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_zero
Year Zero does actually exist. BC 1 is considered to be year zero in terms of years when it comes to things like astronomy. For history purposes you have to state whether or not you're using Year Zero or your work will be off slightly.

As usual this 60 year old ma doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. Now I'm off to get icecream.

 

[LoverofPi]

What!? A custom punishment just for us? Oh, what joy! Thanks, Brad!

P.S. Eh, I liked the last name you gave me more. It had a better ring to it. Still, I know how hard this name changing business is for you. You're simply not smart enough to come up with an insulting name for me with a word resembling the word telomerase. After all, The Teletubbies Truth really backfired on you.

Maybe next time you'll be the Television's truth. That is the highest form of authority Brad knows, after all.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So Brad is apparently racist against blacks and punishes people by making them gay.

Well he was racist against asians in his last life......

 

[Coconut Gun]

@Brad Watson_Miami, how do you feel about homosexuality? I mean, the bible pretty clearly says that it's punishable by death, but most people view that part of it as outdated and not applicable now. What do you think about it?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Nice mangling of the quote button and reliance on the long thread to hide how much of a shit human you are. Eat shit though since I can do things like search threads competently:

Here's the quote where you openly admit that you judged and killed a old Jewish man's wife with your mind.

Here's you threatening people to kill them casually. This was when you threatened to control the weather and kill us btw.

Here's you threatening to kill the rest of the old Jewish guy's family after he kept reducing you to chimp levels.
As for the the mass deaths?

This is a form of genocide Dick. You are consigning a mass die-off for arbitrary numbers. This also came on the heels of you being unable to answer why Hitler and Mussolini, both genocidal twats, were rewarded for their deeds with better lives when reincarnated. What the fuck were we supposed to think with your seeming reward of genocide, death, and misery?

And lastly, focusing on the end; which is Revelation, is an obsesssion with death in and of itself. You worship and crave the idea of oblivion; but the kind where you get to laugh as the people who 'persecuted' you in your diseased mind suffers as you die and ascend to a higher plane.

In short; don't lie when you can't edit your words you manchild.

Thanks for collecting examples of how utterly terrible, petty and vindictive a person Brad is.
It seems he's not just a deluded megalomaniac, but an outright psychotic sociopath.

I bet he's afraid of retaliation, so he deluded himself into thinking that he has the super awesome powers to pray people dead, cause he's just a coward that has to lie to himself about and make excuses for his own impotency.

 

[Adamska]

Thanks for collecting examples of how utterly terrible, petty and vindictive a person Brad is.
It seems he's not just a deluded megalomaniac, but an outright psychotic sociopath.

I bet he's afraid of retaliation, so he deluded himself into thinking that he has the super awesome powers to pray people dead, cause he's just a coward that has to lie to himself about and make excuses for his own impotency.

Oh, he usually tries to weasel out of it by claiming it wasn't himself that did it personally; but karma that did. But he forgets/refuses to acknowledge his threats, which would on occasion bubble up whenever he was getting particularly nettled by a specific person who kept seriously ripping apart his delusions.

He also likes to refuse to acknowledge, at least when brought up by people who actually read his hibbedy and point it out, that he believes he can control God; he sees Him as a big machine that he can plug his number autism into to control and judge people, thus changing their fate to one he wants (note that he also thinks this can work retroactively). But that's not the only delusional thing that he does; has also let slip on very rare occasions that he sees Jesus in some ways as God in the flesh.

Here's an example of it:

Jesus was God-incarnate. His eternal soul had been reincarnated many times before including the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Moses,* King Solomon, and other Biblical figures.

This adds a very understated and rather amusing element to his delusion: By Dick's own words, he sees Jesus as an avatar and puppet controlled by God. Also remember that he also believes himself to be Jesus come again. So what does that mean? It means that Dick Watson sees himself as God.

So when he punishes you with those impotent "YOU'LL BE PIGS FOR THE NEXT GORILLION YEARS REEE~!", that is actually him directly threatening your soul and life when you die; he just also tries to avoid directly saying it when called out on it.

Dick Watson is the ultimate chickenshit cunt.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Oh, he usually tries to weasel out of it by claiming it wasn't himself that did it personally; but karma that did. But he forgets/refuses to acknowledge his threats, which would on occasion bubble up whenever he was getting particularly nettled by a specific person who kept seriously ripping apart his delusions.

As usual, I can't help but marvel at the amount of bullshit that Brad tries to sell.
On one hand, he claims that everything is within god's plan, that everyone has a fixed fate and that everything is governed by Karma - even retroactively!
But on the other, he instructs people to repent to change their fate. If the bad deed of calling him a coked up shithead loser fucks up someone's life retroactively, what would repenting do? Or rather, if this stuff happens retroactively, doesn't that mean there was no penitence in the future?
And how can someone be guilty of anything, if his fate lead him to do it.
It's not even a self-fulfilling prophecy, it's utter nonsense that Brad made up, cause he's a coked up shithead loser who needs to cover up his own impotency and inability to do anything by coming up with nonsensical excuses and fairytales about his own magical powers.

I just hope this shit will escalate so we see his mugshot in one of these infamous "Florida Man" articles.

Dick Watson is the ultimate chickenshit cunt.

We're covering a lot of cowardly idiots on this website, but Dickyboy takes the cake, cause he doesn't even have the balls to directly threaten someone.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So there is going to be a lunar eclipse this Friday over Israel @Brad Watson_Miami does that have any special meaning?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

About to go out the kids

That doesn't make sense. Has all 4 mothers brought over your 4 kids? Were you married to any of them?

but I'd like to point out that Richard is wrong about the whole BC AD thing thing (I know a real shocker right?)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_zero

The first sentences from that article...

Year zero does not exist in the Anno Domini system usually used to number years in the Gregorian calendar and in its predecessor, the Julian calendar. In this system, the year 1 BC is followed by AD 1.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Richards "judgement's" are just his form of "PUNCHES YOU THE FACE!"

That doesn't make sense. Has all 4 mothers brought over your 4 kids? Were you married to any of them?

The first sentences from that article...

Year zero does not exist in the Anno Domini system usually used to number years in the Gregorian calendar and in its predecessor, the Julian calendar. In this system, the year 1 BC is followed by AD 1.

Read the whole thing moron. I swear you're getting dumber every day.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Brad, I'd like to thank you once again for the name changes. The Telemarketers' Truth is really growing on me. In fact, I love it so much I decided to change my personal information. Take a look!

But please, keep the name changes coming.

Maybe next time you'll be the Television's truth. That is the highest form of authority Brad knows, after all.

Oh, I hope. That would to best one possible. It won't be long now if he keeps up the new names. There aren't that many words that begin with tele after all.

This adds a very understated and rather amusing element to his delusion: By Dick's own words, he sees Jesus as an avatar and puppet controlled by God. Also remember that he also believes himself to be Jesus come again. So what does that mean? It means that Dick Watson sees himself as God.

So when he punishes you with those impotent "YOU'LL BE PIGS FOR THE NEXT GORILLION YEARS REEE~!", that is actually him directly threatening your soul and life when you die; he just also tries to avoid directly saying it when called out on it.

And yet, when you point out the whole thing, he says you're confusing God-incarnate with God the system.

What a fucking joke he is.

 

[LocalFireDept]

Yes. Did you know there's no Year 0? Our Roman Calendar goes from 1 BC to 1 AD.

No, it doesn't. Have you read GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com ?

Universal coordinated time measures time from 00:00:00 each day, meaning time like any interval is counted from 0.

Also your supposed 6_4 theory doesn't account for an off-by-one error either due to the trailing 4 not being adjusted to 3.

How unfortunate.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

So there is going to be a lunar eclipse this Friday over Israel @Brad Watson_Miami does that have any special meaning?

It's the longest total lunar eclipse of the century. My birthday is tomorrow - There Are No Coincidences.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Brad, I'd like to thank you once again for the name changes. The Telemarketers' Truth is really growing on me. In fact, I love it so much I decided to change my personal information. Take a look!

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But please, keep the name changes coming.

Oh, I hope. That would to best one possible. It won't be long now if he keeps up the new names. There aren't that many words that begin with tele after all.


And yet, when you point out the whole thing, he says you're confusing God-incarnate with God the system.

What a fucking joke he is.

So best thing to come out of this thread in the past three years?

It's the longest total lunar eclipse of the century. My birthday is tomorrow - There Are No Coincidences.

So are you looking forward to another year of being a low intelligence senior citizen jealous of everyone around you?

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

That doesn't make sense. Has all 4 mothers brought over your 4 kids? Were you married to any of them?

I don't think you're in a position to talk about marriage, Brad.

It's the longest total lunar eclipse of the century. My birthday is tomorrow - There Are No Coincidences.

Happy birthday, I guess. Anything special planned for tomorrow?

So best thing to come out of this thread in the past three years?


So are you looking forward to another year of being a low intelligence senior citizen jealous of everyone around you?

I don't know about that, but it's probably the best thing to come out of this thread when it comes to name changes. He can't find words similar to telomerase, the word doesn't rhyme with anything, and he can't swap Gs with Fs like he does with @ChurchOfGodBear 's username. When he does find a word to use, it ends up backfiring on him. And yet, he insists on his immature name-calling when it comes to me.

It's fucking great. I can't speak for Brad, but I sure am looking forward to another year of him being a low intelligence senior citizen jealous of everyone around him.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Universal coordinated time measures time from 00:00:00 each day, meaning time like any interval is counted from 0.

The time of the 24-hour day starts at midnight: 0:00. The days of the week are measured beginning with the 1st day - Moon-day. The days of the month are measured from the 1st day. The days of the year are measured with the 1st day: 1/1. Our Roman Calendar has no year zero - it's measured from 1 Anno Domini (A.D.).

Your premise is wrong.

Also your supposed 6_4 theory doesn't account for an off-by-one error either due to the trailing 4 not being adjusted to 3.

That's quite false. You're trying to turn the #4 into #3 and every number = -1 of its value which is the stupidest argument I've yet encountered here! You're also implying that FOD=6_4 is a measurement of time - it's not.

The Planet Nestor has 6 other planets in its solar system* and 4 are non-rocky gas/ice giants and their interior planets at .6 & .4 AU and/or superior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Etc.

See http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .


*8:59 "Our technical difficulties keep our focus on earthly matters for awhile." - Close Encounters, Expedition Unknown (S1/Ep1, 2017) on TRAVEL

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The time of the 24-hour day starts at midnight: 0:00. The days of the week are measured beginning with the 1st day - Moon-day. The days of the month are measured from the 1st day. The days of the year are measured with the 1st day: 1/1. Our Roman Calendar has no year zero - it's measured from 1 Anno Domini (A.D.).

Your premise is wrong.

That's quite false. You're trying to turn the #4 into #3 and every number = -1 of its value which is the stupidest argument I've yet encountered here! You're also implying that FOD=6_4 is a measurement of time - it's not.

The Planet Nestor has 6 other planets in its solar system* and 4 are non-rocky gas/ice giants and their interior planets at .6 & .4 AU and/or superior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Etc.

Richard....You do know that every solar system is different right? They're not all based on ours. Just look at where we're finding Super Jupiter's and Brown Dwarfs

Can you get any thing right? This point you should stop trying to act intelligent because you have no clue about any subject you talk about. You should just sit in front of your television and reflect on your insanity, the crimes you have committed in the past and how terrible of a person you are.

@The Telomerase Truth I'd have to agree with the marriage thing. 12 years with someone and not being married to them is pretty sad, but he is a man who thinks taking care of your kids is a sin.

 

[LoverofPi]

I don't think you're in a position to talk about marriage, Brad.

Happy birthday, I guess. Anything special planned for tomorrow?

I don't know about that, but it's probably the best thing to come out of this thread when it comes to name changes. He can't find words similar to telomerase, the word doesn't rhyme with anything, and he can't swap Gs with Fs like he does with @ChurchOfGodBear 's username. When he does find a word to use, it ends up backfiring on him. And yet, he insists on his immature name-calling when it comes to me.

All his name calling is terrible. Like his changes to my name all reveal his pee and poop fixation, or they're about me liking cute things, like pigs.

It's fucking great. I can't speak for Brad, but I sure am looking forward to another year of him being a low intelligence senior citizen jealous of everyone around him.

I too, await another year of our puddle being a low intelligence senior citizen jealous of everyone around him, impotent to do anything about it. Sexually impotent as well.