DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Unseemly and Feral]

Phil just started playing No Man's Sky again, after 2 years worth of updates and content to presumably make it a real game. And he immediately starts fucking around, running from enemies, complaining he has no idea what to do, all the shit he usually does in the first 5 minutes.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Sometimes I feel like DSP thinks everyone is an idiot. Including his own viewers.
Like the car thing, I can perfectly imagine something like this:
Kat: 'What's wrong, Davey?'
DSP: 'I accidentally told them that we had a new car'
Kat: 'Oh noes! What did you do!?'
DSP: 'I told them that I only had one car! ACK ACK AK, Idiots ACK ACK ACK'

Simply, he thinks every other Youtuber is an idiot, so it's safe to assume that he thinks the people that give them money are even bigger idiots. Sorta like us, I think we can all agree on the fact that DSP is a moron, but people that give him money are just as dumb, if not dumber.

So, as he continues to go back on his words and do the things he chided other streamers for doing, surely, he thinks his own viewers are idiots. Now that I think about it, I wonder if DSP respects anybody else that isn't him?

His viewers are all idiots though, especially the ones funding his dumbass. For once dave is right.

 

[BallBuster]

Sorry but this is unfuckingforgivable.

What do we have on this piece of trash majinboo?

Just for a point of reference: WarDogLeader has already been attacked, berated and banned by Phil for simply mentioning his (WarDog’s) deceased brother in chat about a year+ ago. What Majin actively did was target WarDog’s deceased brother in a whisper. Sorry but that’s fucking low even for Phil’s degenerate fan base.

 

[Shark]

Sorry but this is unfuckingforgivable.

What do we have on this piece of trash majinboo?

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He’s an Irishman

 

[BrunoMattei]

Update: Guillermo Del Toro has un-followed DrgnKiller. Maybe it was an accident? Perhaps an intern fucked up? Or perhaps Del Toro doesn't want people to know he follows the saga? We may never know.

 

[OneDaySon]

Get hype for Phil to hate on No Mans Sky because its the popular thing right now and he wants to be the guy with the opposite opinion because it makes him feel unique and special. He's not been checking out any of the new content so he's obviously kind of deliberately sabotaging his playthrough to make it seem as boring as possible so he can just say "Check out my playthrough! Its the same boring shit! I'm being real and AHNEST not like these other shills who are kissing the games ass!"

 

[Keystone]

Update: Guillermo Del Toro has un-followed DrgnKiller. Maybe it was an accident? Perhaps an intern fucked up? Or perhaps Del Toro doesn't want people to know he follows the saga? We may never know.

Probably doesn't want people knowing the source material for his next surreal movie.

 

[Jmboote]

Sorry but this is unfuckingforgivable.

What do we have on this piece of trash majinboo?

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Just for a point of reference: WarDogLeader has already been attacked, berated and banned by Phil for simply mentioning his (WarDog’s) deceased brother in chat about a year+ ago. What Majin actively did was target WarDog’s deceased brother in a whisper. Sorry but that’s fucking low even for Phil’s degenerate fan base.

Making fun of the fact that someone lost their brother = All good, brah. Keep it up.

Asking why Phil isn't playing games and is instead talking about his financial troubles on a gaming stream = Get dat ass banned.

I don't know which sickens me more. That someone actually said that, or that what I can only assume is a mod thought that it wasn't worth sorting out.

 

[Haunter]

I cant find the post from yesterday.....so whats the deal about being able to call the school he went to to see if he was really first in his class? I remember someone saying that the school cant give the info for a few weeks or some shit?

You were prolly thinking of this

I've gotten in contact with someone with the Notre Dame of Fairfield. They cannot get me the records of who the valedictorians for 2000 until the school opens in a couple weeks. How much you want to bet Phil was not valedictorian like he has claimed?

 

[Colloid]

Phil just started playing No Man's Sky again, after 2 years worth of updates and content to presumably make it a real game. And he immediately starts fucking around, running from enemies, complaining he has no idea what to do, all the shit he usually does in the first 5 minutes.

Even though I know he'll never touch it since it's still new, an indie game, and not AAA-tier popular another survival game I'd love to watch him fail at is Subnautica. The game leaves you completely on your own to figure everything out and explore by yourself. I'd expect immediate salt after getting blown to pieces by a crashfish in the first area followed by him brainlessly wandering into a more dangerous biome before crafting any equipment where a reaper leviathan or boneshark would make him their bitch.

 

[NursezillaX]

When do you theorize they have the time to have sex. He’s asleep while she wakes and goes to work. He parks his fat ass on a loveseat all day. She comes home and they eat before fatty runs back to the loveseat. She goes to bed and he gets drunk and watches wrestling and Netflix. Underwear time doesn’t fit in to his busy schedule.

Not to mention, just from the phenomenal amount of effort doing laundry seems to require Phil to expend, what makes anyone think he's even capable of HAVINGsex? I mean, do you know how much work that is??

He probably has to tell Kat, in 20 steps, why sex is 'too hard / nothing I can do!'. 'Babe, this is just too much work. First, I have to walk to the bedroom. Then I have to take off my shirt, then my pants, then my socks. I have to get INTO the bed. Then....'

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I didn't screencap it, but paypig #3072 Anony also insulted WarDogLeader during the TXT/Bhil Purnell Darksydepuppet stream.

 

[Haunter]

Just for a point of reference: WarDogLeader has already been attacked, berated and banned by Phil for simply mentioning his (WarDog’s) deceased brother in chat about a year+ ago. What Majin actively did was target WarDog’s deceased brother in a whisper. Sorry but that’s fucking low even for Phil’s degenerate fan base.

Keep in mind, WarDogLeader continues coming back for provocation. There was that Anony stream (at that time calling himself ThatAnonyBear) where WarDogLeader showed up in his chat. IIRC, WarDogLeader started what led to Anony telling him to "dry hump his dead brother". (The Twitch Clip has either been deleted, is bugged, or there's something on my end. This screencap is the only proof I have of it's existence:

Just google "wardog leader darksydephil", maybe it'll work for you.)

This post from post-crazy-BSV in the Bryan Dunn thread gives some insight into WarDogLeader's personality:

Wardog is an admin in the deadpylons discord server. He recently came to me too. Sperging out over something that happened a long time ago. He is a really salty guy that never seems to get over things. I think he is just bored and try to start drama with anyone who would take the bait to be honest.

DeadPylons is a "career-Detractor", for lack of a better term. He's what Phil claims all "Detractors" are, people that invent lies about him to further their own Youtube careers. That WarDogLeader would be an admin in his Discord server should serve as a warning about WarDogLeader's motives in these things.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

I just watched 5 minutes of his No Man's Sky stream. 5 minutes. And in 5 minutes I've seen a complete range of Phil fuckuppery, just as I predicted.

He can't scan properly. He can't mine properly. He says it's still broken garbage. He's having no fun. Chat is walking him through every. single. step. and he's still totally bewildered. "I don't know what the fuck - I'm just so fucking bored. I'm seriously so bored. Ugghhhhhhh." He's now doing that Phil thing where he plays badly on purpose to sabotage any chance of getting into the game. "There's no fucking carbon anywhere."

Chat tells him about the melee boost (hit melee and then jetpack, get a boost forward) -- Phil can't pull if off and says, "What are you talking about, it doesn't work."

Whispering Eggs - the rest of the internet is having great fun with the whispering eggs - people have had great reactions to the "Biological Horror" that appears to kill you if you mine the whispering eggs. Phil's reaction? "Oh wow, I didn't even react because they look so fucking stupid." Phil has this great way of shitting all over gameplay moments that bring joy to everyone else.

That happened in 5 minutes.

Edit: Phil is taking one of his predictable stances. "This is why you don't listen to mainstream media when they hype shit. I'm the only one telling the truth that this is still broken stupid garbage." His PRCult is echoing his sentiment to get their master's approval.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

Not only does he play up how bored he is, he yawns as loud as possible, and blames "mainstream media and people hyping it" as to why he's playing the game. It's not even been 3 full hours yet and he's acting like this.

 

[harbinger]

He probably has to tell Kat, in 20 steps, why sex is 'too hard / nothing I can do!'. 'Babe, this is just too much work. First, I have to walk to the bedroom. Then I have to take off my shirt, then my pants, then my socks. I have to get INTO the bed. Then....'

You’re assuming Phil is wearing anything besides a shirt to begin with. From various videos he has posted, we know he usually goes around barefoot. And from the infamous pre-pre-stream, we have an idea what he’s up to while that horrendous noise he calls music is playing prior to going live.

 

[gaarashatan]

Not only does he play up how bored he is, he yawns as loud as possible, and blames "mainstream media and people hyping it" as to why he's playing the game. It's not even been 3 full hours yet and he's acting like this.

lol main stream media hyping it up. another of phils problem, doesnt listen to the masses. just the fake news crap. everyone hates no mans

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

This No Man's Sky gameplay is so bad, at times like this I think "DSP must be a character, DSP must be a character..."

I've been around long enough to know he isn't. But this stream is such a textbook example of Phil at his stupidest and worst -- just so totally unable to apply his intelligence to the workings of a resource/survival game.

To a general Twitch audience he is making himself look like a boorish idiot; frustratingly Phil doesn't have a general Twitch audience... he has cult members, and he has us.

 

[OneDaySon]

Phil just started playing No Man's Sky again, after 2 years worth of updates and content to presumably make it a real game. And he immediately starts fucking around, running from enemies, complaining he has no idea what to do, all the shit he usually does in the first 5 minutes.

There's a creative mode added to the game that allows for unlimited base building, base building being one of the new features, so to check it out thoroughly, it makes sense to go to creative mode. Another new feature is multiplayer, he is playing it single player, another new feature is a survival mode, he just resumed his current game, on normal mode. This means the only newly added feature he is able to check out is the new animals added and base building when he gets to it which he won't. Wow. Amazing.

Not only does he play up how bored he is, he yawns as loud as possible, and blames "mainstream media and people hyping it" as to why he's playing the game. It's not even been 3 full hours yet and he's acting like this.

It's because if he doesn't make it come across as boring, then he'll be proven wrong. He doesn't like being wrong. He needs to footage to be as boring as possible so he can use it as evidence. It also means he doesn't get to be Mr. Contrarian to what the mainstream are saying.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Let's settle it - Phil does NOT have sex. It requires effort, which he doesn't utilise unless it's for financial gain, and requires energy which he'd be out of after 14 seconds. I'm willing to bet he considers jerking it before prestream just as beneficial to him purely because the end result is the same, for him anyway.

Shout-out to the time I made Phil angry on Twitch by suggesting he was incapable of satisfying Leanna due to his crippling back pain. I GTAB but gino and popsic accepted by reasoning that I believed Phil's back pain causing him to not be able to perform. Simpler times...