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i was thinking to myself geee what is philip's fursona ??
and randomly wrote pigosus into google and this is what i found :D
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Guys, come on.

Kat is the most romantic connection Dave had ever had. She said things to him no other girl has ever said before.

Unlike Leanna, Kat had her spirits broken long before she shacked up with Dave, so he didnt even need to put in effort himself.

Phil doesn't need sex, he only needs 'my girl' to cook him dinner, help pay for the bills, and nod her head when he speaks.
 
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When do you theorize they have the time to have sex. He’s asleep while she wakes and goes to work. He parks his fat ass on a loveseat all day. She comes home and they eat before fatty runs back to the loveseat. She goes to bed and he gets drunk and watches wrestling and Netflix. Underwear time doesn’t fit in to his busy schedule.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
(I know I'm delayed in responding to this but still catching up on like 20 pages)

I respect how measured & fair-minded you are with what you're saying, I just think it offers a level of generosity that this dude just doesn't warrant.

I take the position that he isn't publicly owed what he doesn't publicly afford others. Grace, benefit of doubt, due credit, good faith & fair dealing, respect, solid sportsmanship, empathy. All columns are in the negatives. And this is the kindest statement I can make about him.

To use your example:

Not a fag because he doesn't edit. Fag because he isn't satisfied with just spamblasting his unedited meat-cleaved filler trash, he also needs to sermonize about his moral & intellectual superiority to those who do edit + see more success than him, & the audience that enjoys them.

Not a fag because he couldn't comprehend the editing software. Fag because he soapboxes constantly about how any simpleton can edit videos. Fag because he spergulates about how editing is hard & time-consuming. Fag because the only energy he channels into anything is his crusade to convince the world that he's not at all a derp turkey. Fag because his signature, low-rent, canned response to anyone who rustles his jimmies, is always some snotty, smug indictment of their intelligence. Fag because an average 7 year old can figure out that software. Fag because "the sahftware is bunk", never him. Fag because proven history indicates that the fucker is lying anyway, & he never even tried to edit anything. ... you get my point, although I could go on for fucking hours.

In my mind, he's irredeemable for countless reasons, none of which I've even listed above. He exists in my world only to embarrass himself for my entertainment, & then to entertain me further with how hard he hates knowing he's a perpetual & self-renewing laughingstock across the far reaches of the internet, & then I get to see those flailing, screamo diva public pissrages over it. If that ever goes away, so will I.

I have zero investment in his story arc other than how hilarious I find it to watch bad things happen to someone who more than satisfies my personal standards for a piece of shit. If he did have a sincere change of heart he would just stop being funny & then I'd simply have no further use for him. This guy wouldn't piss on my gums if my teeth were on fire & I wouldn't put my day on hold to do it for him.

So I have no problem with almost everyone looking thru the lens of "damned if do/damned if don't" because he has never earned anything gentler, & he sure as fuck doesn't hesitate to live by that canon. I just don't see it as hypocritical. I feel zero sympathy or need to take the high road w this doughy pricky. He's the one that created the precedent & I don't take issue with using his own architecture to just laugh at him even harder.

TL;DR: Fuck that guy. He built this mountain he is dying on, & he deserves to be judged by the same fire & brimstone that he created & rips such an intergalactic boner over unleashing on everyone else.
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The problem I have is that one day when he is forced to leave is there will be no real conclusion. Will we get a final message where Phil says goodbye? Or will he just be banned from the last streaming service known to man and disappear without a trace? For sure, there won’t be any honest self-reflection more than those mentally ill detractors have ruined my life and now I can’t make any money on the internet. It’ll just be. Sob story about how he did nothing wrong just like always and it’s everyone else’s fault but his.

He’s a flat character who never has any emotional development. Any time he has to apologize there is always a but...and then an explaination of how he was taken out of context or didn’t actually say or do those things people got mad about.

Part of me hopes that he still tries to make a living by uploading things in his spare time just so I can see how many times he has to find a new job because his bosses loved him, but had to let him go (Read: he had a shitty attitude and they canned his ass). Seeing him forced to deal with the real world could be the most exciting arc if we’re allowed to see it.
 
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BallBuster said:
When do you theorize they have the time to have sex. He’s asleep while she wakes and goes to work. He parks his fat ass on a loveseat all day. She comes home and they eat before fatty runs back to the loveseat. She goes to bed and he gets drunk and watches wrestling and Netflix. Underwear time doesn’t fit in to his busy schedule.
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He's got no time, dood! He's working his butt off 18 hours a day bringing you the raw gameplay of the hardcore gaming season!!! Stupid mentally ill detractors, arf arf arf
 
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tripmix said:
Apologies if :late: or whatever but did phil say what happened to his sponsored stream with world of tanks?
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First he said he got a mystery email, that went into his spam folder, that was going to jeopardize the playthrough.
Then he said there was a mixup at Twitch, that WoT wasn't actually on the Bounty Board. There was a mistake and it shouldn't have been up there, it expired.
Then he said it had nothing to do with the drama that was going on.
Then he said he wouldn't be announcing what game he was going to do further bounties on, until the day of.

Confidential Baldwin said:
The problem I have is that one day when he is forced to leave is there will be no real conclusion. Will we get a final message where Phil says goodbye?
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You guys keep acting like Phil is going anywhere, ever.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
Early vote for acid reflux, something a lot of people deal with but like post nasal drip since Phil suffers from it's the worst most terrible incurable disability a person could have, and you better not make fun of it either you mentally ill nudniks.
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I was reading about Post-Nasal Drip last week (after listening to a few of Dave's earlier videos where it sounds like he's literally drowning), and besides being a possible direct cause by itself, acid reflux would worsen Post-Nasal Drip as your body will produce extra mucus to coat the esophagus as a protection from the stomach acid.
Considering his dietary choices this would be yet another example of Dave's continuous pummeling of his own face.
 
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Sometimes I feel like DSP thinks everyone is an idiot. Including his own viewers.
Like the car thing, I can perfectly imagine something like this:
Kat: 'What's wrong, Davey?'
DSP: 'I accidentally told them that we had a new car'
Kat: 'Oh noes! What did you do!?'
DSP: 'I told them that I only had one car! ACK ACK AK, Idiots ACK ACK ACK'

Simply, he thinks every other Youtuber is an idiot, so it's safe to assume that he thinks the people that give them money are even bigger idiots. Sorta like us, I think we can all agree on the fact that DSP is a moron, but people that give him money are just as dumb, if not dumber.

So, as he continues to go back on his words and do the things he chided other streamers for doing, surely, he thinks his own viewers are idiots. Now that I think about it, I wonder if DSP respects anybody else that isn't him?
 
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I cant find the post from yesterday.....so whats the deal about being able to call the school he went to to see if he was really first in his class? I remember someone saying that the school cant give the info for a few weeks or some shit?

Or am I remembering wrong
 
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Waveysauce said:
I cant find the post from yesterday.....so whats the deal about being able to call the school he went to to see if he was really first in his class? I remember someone saying that the school cant give the info for a few weeks or some shit?

Or am I remembering wrong
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I would think graduation lists would be public record. But it’s a private catholic school (Notre Dame) so they might have other rules attached to them. It might be easier (but far more autistic) to find other members of the 2000 graduating class and see if they have a yearbook or any memories. So who wants to shake that tree and see what falls off?
 
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