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At the same point he finally started uploading videos longer than 10-15 minutes--when the ground fell out from beneath him and it was way too fucking late.
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Thanks, i saw that there wasn't a WiP & wondered if Phil announced it's death or if it's just presumed dead.
 
Raven'sChild said:
I leave ya'll some gems from 1st stream 28,July 2018:View attachment 506156
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Lmao, you know things are bad when the children and mentally affected adults that make up Phil's fanbase are more on top of things than he is.

To alter a quote of Phil's - "You want me to run your fuckin' business for you?!".
 
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Wurstbrot said:
If he would just be able to sell the shitty condo, this might help instantly.
But he tried to sell it one time, didn't work, fuck it, next house. You don't just try one or two times and forget this thing over the next years. I highly doubt he's still actively trying to get rid of these infested rooms.

Serious question. I'm not very familiar with the American way of renting condos or Phil's situation. Is there a big pile of money he still has to pay or is it just the usual monthly lease costs (lease rental charges? English, difficult sometimes)? If it's just the monthly costs couldn't he just ask to get the contract killed? I mean, if I would want to relocate my home (rented apartment) I just need to say: "Can we kill the contract on [date], I wanna move". I'm not obliged to find a new tenant, it's the job of the landlords.
So what's the big difference here?
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I don't know if it's different in Europe or wherever you're at, but a "condo" is a little bit different from an "apartment". Phil owns his actual unit, but there are shared spaces (parking lots, maybe a pool or club house) owned by the Condo Association, to which Phil pays dues monthly (these can be high for gated communities with a lot of landscaping or 'shared' buildings, but I think the CT Condo is just a parking lot to get plowed and someone to come mow the lawn once a week). Phil may also be on the hook for levies like repaving, repairing hallways/elevators/roofing, etc.

Since Phil is the landlord, and since his mortgage (which he's surely paying the bare minimum on) has more debt on it than the actual value of the condo unit, he's actually in a rough spot. Not that I have any sympathy for him. But he can't just abandon it since the mortgage holder can sue for the difference, and he can't do a short sale or a sale below mortgage value because the remaining balance of the mortgage (probably 25-30k still) becomes due immediately.

You know what's not underwater? His Renton mortgage. In fact, he could probably sell that and easily cover his moving expenses, most pressing Credit Card debt, and the Q1 and Q2 Federal taxes that a lot of us have assumed he's been ignoring. Going from 100k to 60k in income gets a lot more palatable when you go from 100k to 60k in expenses, fatty.
 
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Il_Duke said:
I don't know if it's different in Europe or wherever you're at, but a "condo" is a little bit different from an "apartment". Phil owns his actual unit, but there are shared spaces (parking lots, maybe a pool or club house) owned by the Condo Association, to which Phil pays dues monthly (these can be high for gated communities with a lot of landscaping or 'shared' buildings, but I think the CT Condo is just a parking lot to get plowed and someone to come mow the lawn once a week). Phil may also be on the hook for levies like repaving, repairing hallways/elevators/roofing, etc.

Since Phil is the landlord, and since his mortgage (which he's surely paying the bare minimum on) has more debt on it than the actual value of the condo unit, he's actually in a rough spot. Not that I have any sympathy for him. But he can't just abandon it since the mortgage holder can sue for the difference, and he can't do a short sale or a sale below mortgage value because the remaining balance of the mortgage (probably 25-30k still) becomes due immediately.

You know what's not underwater? His Renton mortgage. In fact, he could probably sell that and easily cover his moving expenses, most pressing Credit Card debt, and the Q1 and Q2 Federal taxes that a lot of us have assumed he's been ignoring. Going from 100k to 60k in income gets a lot more palatable when you go from 100k to 60k in expenses, fatty.
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I cant imagine the condition of that house, if he did decide to sell the realtor is going to hit him with repair and clean up costs... he recently used that very same excuse as to why he cant sell, but I honestly believe he wont have a choice real soon.
 
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Looks like Phil's REEEEEEEEEEEEEPAYME video brought out enough dumbasses to hit the 475 sub mark (with the help of 6 gifted subs). Here's the names for today--only a couple look suspect
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It worked for Patreon as well.
  • 1 new $100 pledge
  • 1 new $10 pledge
  • 10 new $5 pledges
  • 8 new $1 pledges
Two of those $5 pledges were removed as well so I assume they were one-time. That's $326 more than normal coming into DSP's pocket August 1st unless those people remove their pledges intending to only give him that money one time. That person pledging $100 is in for a rude awakening Wednesday if they don't know that'll get charged to their account a second time.

Compare that single day to the previous two week period:
  • 2 new $1 pledges
  • 2 pledges dropped by $50
  • 1 lost $10 pledge
  • 3 lost $5 pledges
  • 3 lost $1 pledges
 
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So Phil has now gone SSGSS (Super Shill God Super Shill) but how will he fair in the TOS (Tournament Of Sponsors) against the ultimate opponent Jobin of Universe RealWorld? Will he awaken to the power of Ultra Shill or will his partner Kathorse and him be forced to move back to Connecticut?

Find out on the next Arc of DragonShill P.

But seriously now, phil will hardly be out of luck as an autism magnet he will appropriately enough attract more autistic fans who just so happen to be loaded and free to throw all that money at him. Phil has truly learned how to wrangle tards and fleece them cold.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
It worked for Patreon as well.
  • 1 new $100 pledge
  • 1 new $10 pledge
  • 10 new $5 pledges
  • 8 new $1 pledges
Two of those $5 pledges were removed as well so I assume they were one-time. That's $326 more than normal coming into DSP's pocket August 1st unless those people remove their pledges intending to only give him that money one time. That person pledging $100 is in for a rude awakening Wednesday if they don't know that'll get charged to their account a second time.

Compare that single day to the previous two week period:
  • 2 new $1 pledges
  • 2 pledges dropped by $50
  • 1 lost $10 pledge
  • 3 lost $5 pledges
  • 3 lost $1 pledges
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So what's his current Patreon status? If the month ended tonight, how much would he get?
 
Saw the latest begging video. Truly a pathetic person. I know more about Kat than ever before. She was a fan of his before moving in after they met “randomly.” She must be the female DSP equivalent if she fled that quickly to move in with him. Atleast fleeing is something they have in common. She must have seriously wanted to distance herself from the skeletons in her closets. I just cannot see any woman getting her pussy wet over seeing that pussy beg the way he does.
 
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The MemeTaker said:
Thanks, i saw that there wasn't a WiP & wondered if Phil announced it's death or if it's just presumed dead.
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He actually realized that the WiP was completely pointless because he already outlines what he is going to do in his tweets every week and he already sits for an hour and a half talking before every single stream.
Ruthless54 said:
I cant imagine the condition of that house, if he did decide to sell the realtor is going to hit him with repair and clean up costs... he recently used that very same excuse as to why he cant sell, but I honestly believe he wont have a choice real soon.
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The value of the condo is constantly going down as it has not been lived in for a few years and I doubt anybody is checking on it regularly. There could be a mouse or roach infestation in there and he wouldn't know. No way that thing is even close in value to what he owes.
 
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477 subs on twitch (record?)
$873 on patreon.

He's due to get a final paycheck from Curse in August so it's hard to judge everything until the financials are down to purely just twitch and patreon support.
 
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JohnnyBoi said:
477 subs on twitch (record?)
$873 on patreon.

He's due to get a final paycheck from Curse in August so it's hard to judge everything until the financials are down to purely just twitch and patreon support.
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he was over 500 at a couple points this year
 
Wurstbrot said:
If he would just be able to sell the shitty condo, this might help instantly.
But he tried to sell it one time, didn't work, fuck it, next house. You don't just try one or two times and forget this thing over the next years. I highly doubt he's still actively trying to get rid of these infested rooms.

Serious question. I'm not very familiar with the American way of renting condos or Phil's situation. Is there a big pile of money he still has to pay or is it just the usual monthly lease costs (lease rental charges? English, difficult sometimes)? If it's just the monthly costs couldn't he just ask to get the contract killed? I mean, if I would want to relocate my home (rented apartment) I just need to say: "Can we kill the contract on [date], I wanna move". I'm not obliged to find a new tenant, it's the job of the landlords.
So what's the big difference here?
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A condo is basically a home. So Phil would pay a payment up front and then pay off the "house" monthly. Some Condo's also have a monthly payment for upkeep. In Phil's case, someone mows his lawn so he would pay for that. An apartment in america is different. An apartment has a contract so you agree to pay 1500 dollars a month for 6 months. Only way phil can get rid of his condos is by selling them or paying them off. It is unclear why he never sold the condo in CT when he moved. Most americans sell their current house before moving.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
A condo is basically a home. So Phil would pay a payment up front and then pay off the "house" monthly. Some Condo's also have a monthly payment for upkeep. In Phil's case, someone mows his lawn so he would pay for that. An apartment in america is different. An apartment has a contract so you agree to pay 1500 dollars a month for 6 months. Only way phil can get rid of his condos is by selling them or paying them off. It is unclear why he never sold the condo in CT when he moved. Most americans sell their current house before moving.
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Prolly for the same reason he couldn't figure out how to crouch jump in Half-life 1 after 20 minutes until his chat told him how.
 
Freshtodeath said:
It is unclear why he never sold the condo in CT when he moved.
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Mannlicher said:
Prolly for the same reason he couldn't figure out how to crouch jump in Half-life 1 after 20 minutes until his chat told him how.
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IIRC, Phil's Aunt became his tenant in the condo (and died a while ago). I don't know whether or not that was his plan when he rushed off to Washington.
 
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