Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Richard Stabone]

How is that relevant at all to her campaign? She's not shooting an action movie, she's aspiring to be a politician!

It's just an excuse to buy some shit off Amazon and get a few re-tweets.

Is this her third "commercial" she's put out that no one has seen? If she cared about winning she'd put the money toward mailers or phone banking registered voters in the district.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

What does a no-hope candidate usually end up with after their campaign crashes and burns? A garage full of campaign signs and boxes of flyers.

But John will be left with a motorcycle, and a car or two, and new accessories to go with them. Plus he'll have had his moment in the spotlight as a "candidate" -- something that will be added to the ever growing list of "successes" on his CV and will serve to further feed his narcissism. (This will give him more material for his speaking engagements, where he can smugly pontificate about his expertise in running a campaign that would have worked too, if it hadn't been for the meddling misogyny of you pesky voters.)

This is pretty much a win-win for him, I'm sayin'. It gets him the attention and the toys, without him having to actually do anything of substance. And he can still sleep in every day.

PROFIT!!!

 

[thejackal]

The Atlanta mayoral race was probably the most prominent recent election involving a black pol in the south. Didn't hear a single peep about it from Wu last fall.

Keisha Bottoms won a hotly contested race as the AA candidate.

 

[Karellen]

The campaign commercial is just as likely to come out as the Milo hit piece, the interview with Natalie OBrien, Revolution 62, her town hall from last March, and every other lie she’s thrown out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If she cared about winning she'd put the money toward mailers or phone banking registered voters in the district.

He does seem to be doing some sort of phone ops now with his new staffers, for what that's worth.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Yes yes please bring on the commercial. Because nothing drives the voters to the polls faster than seeing a political ad showing a 7’ Troon in a dingy stretched out black dress riding an overpriced motorcycle leaking fluids! I guarantee after it airs her opponent will see record turnout.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes yes please bring on the commercial. Because nothing drives the voters to the polls faster than seeing a political ad showing a 7’ Troon in a dingy stretched out black dress riding an overpriced motorcycle leaking fluids! I guarantee after it airs her opponent will see record turnout.

Maybe if we played it over the theme music to The Munsters...?

 

[RandomNobody]

John W. Flynt Candidate's forum drinking game.

Drink if John:

Is wearing the one dress.

Makes a snarl face
Nods his head and goes "yeah. uhhm hmm. uhhm hmm"
Mentions "tech"
Claims to be a cybersecurity expert
Says something negative about Mississippi
Says something negative about Donald Trump
Says "As a software engineer..."
Says "As a woman..."
Mentions GooberGame
Mentions "The Alt-Right"
Mentions Giant Space Kat
Claims to be a fighter
Claims to be a mechanic
Sighs deeply
Says Lynch hates teh gays

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I wish I could understand why John Flynt makes utterly idiotic statements like these.

Still not tagging him, motherfucker?

John, if you're going to call a troll out, it should at least be for something you don't also fuck up all the time as well.

 

[Mola Ram]

Says something negative about Donald Trump

Jesus fuck, are you trying to kill us all???

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

He does seem to be doing some sort of phone ops now with his new staffers, for what that's worth.

You can be certain that any phone ops John (i. e. Frank) is running involve nothing more than begging for money. The staff is far too small to conduct any kind of effective voter (dis)information project or (prepare to laugh) get-out-the-vote program.

EDIT TO ADD:

Still not tagging him, motherfucker?

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As usual, John has to provide unnecessary details that prove he's lying.

Youc can't send postcards by registered mail. It's for letters and packages only. Even if these postcards could be sent by registered mail, what's the point?

Also, why would anyone be interested in telling a candidate how to vote when everyone knows that the candidate is going to get less than five percent of the vote in the damned primary and will never cast a vote in the House?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Spelling, omfg. You really want to go there, Wu? You have a spelling error in almost every tweet. I thought it was your 'thing', part of your 'brand'.

 

[polonium]

I wish I could understand why John Flynt makes utterly idiotic statements like these.

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Gender flop

 

[Peace and Harmony]

That's exactly right, John! The best way to defend liberal democratic values is to INCREASE the amount of gatekeeping performed by corporations with massively outsize influence on humankind! This should be done TODAY!

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

That's exactly right, John! The best way to defend liberal democratic values is to INCREASE the amount of gatekeeping performed by corporations with massively outsize influence on humankind! This should be done TODAY!

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He is talking as if he didn't know at all that Goog for years is filtering content, and spending enormous money on their search engine to position "reputable" sources on the top of the search results page.

Also, I think it's absolute pinnacle of narcissism to think that anybody wants to look at his ugly misshapen face.

 

[millais]

That's exactly right, John! The best way to defend liberal democratic values is to INCREASE the amount of gatekeeping performed by corporations with massively outsize influence on humankind! This should be done TODAY!

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he's just butthurt about how all the "detractor" content and pages on "Brianna Wu" ranks so highly in Google search results

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

That's exactly right, John! The best way to defend liberal democratic values is to INCREASE the amount of gatekeeping performed by corporations with massively outsize influence on humankind! This should be done TODAY!

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And by "false, misleading and defamatory," John means "God's own truth." And he doesn't want corporations to serve as gatekeepers for the truth. If that were to happen, his Wikipedia page would be a lot more entertaining. He wants corporations to do what he and the SJW Legion of Troons tell them to do -- the truth can go die in a ditch.

 

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I wish I could understand why John Flynt makes utterly idiotic statements like these.

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Because if you portray a woman whose primary character trait is being angry and whiny all the time, people exactly like you will complain that it's portraying a woman in a stereotypically negative light?

Still not tagging him, motherfucker?

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Fun fact. In any television show worth their salt, they will absolutely avoid displaying an actor yawning like the plague, in fear of boring their audience or literally putting them to sleep, especially shows aired late at night.

Similarly, for any politician worth their salt, they will absolutely avoid telling their audience "just vote for the other guy" in any context like the plague, in fear of giving indirect support to their opponent or literally rejecting potential voters just because they disagree with you, especially politicians who are losing.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

That's exactly right, John! The best way to defend liberal democratic values is to INCREASE the amount of gatekeeping performed by corporations with massively outsize influence on humankind! This should be done TODAY!

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Wonder how many bots Null uses to ensure Kiwi Farms SEO is at peak tranny-killing potential?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Because if you portray a woman whose primary character trait is being angry and whiny all the time, people exactly like you will complain that it's portraying a woman in a stereotypically negative light?

For some reason that sounds like you're talking about the 'villain' of Revolution 60, who apparently was just whiny as fuck about being stuck growing soybeans or some shit.