Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Coin Ops]

Oh that poor massage parlor has no idea what kind of box they just opened.

It's the Lament Configuration. You solve it by finding the claim in his lawsuit.

He'd make a good Cenobite, actually.

 

[DarkAlien]

Oh that poor massage parlor has no idea what kind of box they just opened.

Nah, he can't afford to pay for a massage/non sexual interactions. Gotta save them hooker bucks.

 

[Barbarella]

Nah, he can't afford to pay for a massage/non sexual interactions. Gotta save them hooker bucks.

But they invited him! They told him he could have one, two or even three massages. Nobody said anything about money-why would they make misrepresentations like that?!

 

[AnOminous]

It's the Lament Configuration. You solve it by finding the claim in his lawsuit.

So what you're saying is the world is safe.

But they invited him! They told him he could have one, two or even three massages. Nobody said anything about money-why would they make misrepresentations like that?!

He's going to assume he gets a happy ending.

 

[Whatthefuck]

But they invited him! They told him he could have one, two or even three massages. Nobody said anything about money-why would they make misrepresentations like that?!

Oh, Lord, I can actually see a future reeeee to this effect. Oh, boy. They really didn't know what they were getting into. If Tay Tay can send coded, subversive, subtle messages in her songs and being a nice person by visiting sick children then these folks are fucked.

 

[DarkAlien]

How many bishes is he gonna marry anyway? Mormon much....
Also lol @ unfollowing, as if anyone cared.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I know Russ lacks the ability to critically evaluate himself and understand the IG approach doesn't work so he'd better try something else, but I'm amazed no one, the model or one of her fans, has ever unloaded on him and told him IG isn't a dating app and stop bugging girls he has no chance with. It would fall on deaf ears, sure, but unless that person reads here, they wouldn't know that.

 

[Hrothgar]

But they invited him! They told him he could have one, two or even three massages. Nobody said anything about money-why would they make misrepresentations like that?!

I didn't see a disclaimer in their response. If they don't want to face the courtroom wrath of a professional paralegal, they'll give massages and happy endings on the house.

 

[DarkAlien]

I know Russ lacks the ability to critically evaluate himself and understand the IG approach doesn't work so he'd better try something else, but I'm amazed no one, the model or one of her fans, has ever unloaded on him and told him IG isn't a dating app and stop bugging girls he has no chance with. It would fall on deaf ears, sure, but unless that person reads here, they wouldn't know that.

He tries dif approaches... they all fail

Shook some trees and all sorts of rotten fruits and nuts fell off:

The way he spazes out when a woman takes a pic with a guy is just unreal. Lol @ the "yuck" comment.
That center of the sun compliment seems taken out of a 1940's movie.
He will not quit with hey check your DM routine wow
He got it good for that Javai girl, she made the mistake of replying and then he got real intense real fast. How dare you reply to other randos and not me!? Creep.
Bizarre "compliment" of the day brought to you by Russell Greer: Your dad looks like a stud WOOOOOOOOOW xD
He's the best you guys! He's now reminging me of DJ Khaled lolol
Those bottom and yummy comments really almost made me vomit down my shirt. I feel like I'm owed reparations after this particular harvest.

 

[lamp shade]

God...he literally harasses these women to respond and if they respond kindly that they’re not interested he still chimps out and doesn’t take no for an answer. Yes Russ, they ARE ignoring you. Especially when a woman responds to every comment except yours, TAKE THE HINT.

@DarkAlien doing god’s work for the kiwis. The fruits and nuts are always something to look forward to.

 

[badboy2000]

DarkAlien might have posted these already, but I just found them on IG

 

[Banh Xeo]

Honestly, Russ chasing pussy is like a dog chasing a car. Suppose this girl dating a saggy pants thug really DID drop her beau in favor of the hotlips...what would he do next? What is his plan? Does he envision a lifetime of a girl trapped by his side, very determinedly avoiding looking him in the face?

I would love to see this happen. What is his actual plan?

Oh that poor massage parlor has no idea what kind of box they just opened.

Slurpora’s Box, obvs

He tries dif approaches... they all fail

Shook some trees and all sorts of rotten fruits and nuts fell off:

The way he spazes out when a woman takes a pic with a guy is just unreal. Lol @ the "yuck" comment.
That center of the sun compliment seems taken out of a 1940's movie.
He will not quit with hey check your DM routine wow
He got it good for that Javai girl, she made the mistake of replying and then he got real intense real fast. How dare you reply to other randos and not me!? Creep.
Bizarre "compliment" of the day brought to you by Russell Greer: Your dad looks like a stud WOOOOOOOOOW xD
He's the best you guys! He's now reminging me of DJ Khaled lolol
Those bottom and yummy comments really almost made me vomit down my shirt. I feel like I'm owed reparations after this particular harvest.

Thank you. I hate flying and just boarded a flight, this made me feel a lot better

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ the all-forgiving.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

How is it even possible to be jealous of so many women at once?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Currently chimping all over huffpo.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh God Javi responded. I can hear the screeching violins now.
I'd love for a model to look him up, then DM him and say "I'm not a hooker, stop trying to buy sex from me" or even better, pretend to respond to his advances, then she comes here and dishes. And while I'm dreaming, I'd like a new computer.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

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Russ the all-forgiving.

You forgive someone who isn't apologizing and are then disappointed that they dont respond? Such oppression.

 

[CausticMinory]

You forgive someone who isn't apologizing and are then disappointed that they dont respond? Such oppression.

Said friend must know some hot chick Russ has seen on that friends page interacting with that guy. I see no other reason for why Russ would willingly chat up a dude that "Slandered him" unless the opportunity of 10's were involved.

 

[Spellskite]

Currently chimping all over huffpo.
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Russ has a gay best friend? I wasn't aware he had any friends.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ has a gay best friend? I wasn't aware he had any friends.

He has a gay best friend the same way causal racists have black friends.