wateryketchup
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Well he has the brain of a caveman so I guess it fits
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Most law professionals (or any professional really) know how to properly groom their hair and facial hair and the basics of how to make it look good. It takes less then ten minutes to trim your facial hair every morning and throw on some beard wax to make it look presentable. Russ just looks fucking disgusting, not even taking into account the Moebius Syndrome. I shudder to think about his personal hygiene if his surface looks are that terrible.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ that is fucking unsettling. I was not prepared for that.
After all this time I just don’t understand Russ’ delusion. Does he really look at this picture and say “I’m more attractive than most guys”?
Does he look around the hovel he’s renting and then at his bank account, and really think he can give the model vacationing in Cabo a “better life”?
I know narcissism is a bitch, but the delusion seems to be an inverse function of reality. The more poor, stanky and greazy Russ gets, the closer he associates himself with Don Draper mixed with Elon Musk.
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1000!!! 
Fuck, just saw that pic before going to bed. I'm gonna be angry AF if I have a dream/ nightmare about him :islamic:
Fuck, just saw that pic before going to bed. I'm gonna be angry AF if I have a dream/ nightmare about him :islamic:
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You obviously have distress/life ruination in your future due to a failure to warn . This sounds like the makings of $100 million lawsuit to me.
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He certainly has a Musk about him, but I think he'd benefit from a paper bag over his head most days.
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1000 PAGES WOO
Also I still can't get over how just, so completely ugly Russ is. I don't think he's ever taken a good one, has he?
Also I still can't get over how just, so completely ugly Russ is. I don't think he's ever taken a good one, has he?
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LOL you beat me to it, that's exactly what I was gonna say. In Russel's mind he was 'asking' for a massage, not offering to buy one. You just fucking KNOW he's going to call them up to book his 'one, two and even three' free massages.
The potential yield of lulz depends on weather the receptionist clues him in by asking for payment method during booking. He will surely 1-star the place and bitch and moan about broken promises if that happens, but if that dosent happen and Russhole books and then actually shows up for his massages without any money to pay for em, the REEEEEEEEEE will be audible from orbit on the ISS.
Also WHOOT!! 1000 pages for our Cow of the year 2017. Keep the delusions runnin, Russ!
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DONGS.EXE
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1000 Pages of Russhole!!!! Just think, we're barely over halfway finished with 2018.....what little adventures does Russhole have in store for us before the year is done??
Everything, clothing choices, clothing presentation, personal hygiene.....it's pretty bad when you let yourself get to the point where the 127 Hours dude looks more put together than you do.......
Everything, clothing choices, clothing presentation, personal hygiene.....it's pretty bad when you let yourself get to the point where the 127 Hours dude looks more put together than you do.......
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Happy 1000 pages etc etc! Here's to many more pages of hookers and lawsuits, and maybe even a new (but equally funny) Russ "hobby", if we're lucky.
Anyway, I feel like his eyes slide farther apart every time I see a new photo of him. Personally, I'd recommend he keep the beard, although it'd be almost like a gift for reaching 1000 pages if we got a throwback to that old college/mission days look that was reposted a few pages back.
Anyway, I feel like his eyes slide farther apart every time I see a new photo of him. Personally, I'd recommend he keep the beard, although it'd be almost like a gift for reaching 1000 pages if we got a throwback to that old college/mission days look that was reposted a few pages back.
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1000 pages is just a tad over a year is pretty impressive. Can he keep it up? The fans hope so.
We still have the conclusion of the Swift legal drama to play out, if he doesn't just let it die without action. I'd say it might be the swan song for his sperg-suits but he seems to get something out of it.
We still have the conclusion of the Swift legal drama to play out, if he doesn't just let it die without action. I'd say it might be the swan song for his sperg-suits but he seems to get something out of it.
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IT SURE IS A GOOD THING I NEVER GOT SUED I AM EVER SO THANKFUL OF THIS BLESSING
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No matter how hard you try or how desperate you are, Russ, neither Mrs. nor Mr. Sasquatch want your dick.
1000 pages of shit, but it's shit of our favorite lolcow.
Let's shoot for 1000 more.
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He's so gaunt. Coupled with the paralyzed face he looks like a mummy.
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His face...it looks like it’s carved out of polymer clay, by a diseased artist. Maybe a child. It’s that awful putty color and his eyes are expressionless, deepset and wrong, and it has a blockhead feel to it.
Worse is the wet looking stains all over his shirt. I mean, I don’t know man. If that’s spittle, I guess it’s not his fault, but there has to be a better way to handle it than just let it roll down onto your shirt. Even babies get uncomfortable with wet onesies, plus they get those rashes. A super absorbent handkerchief and a genteel wipe every 30 seconds maybe? Does this mean his beard is soaked too?
The beard-the words neck beard don’t do it justice. It’s a tangled lair of grief, hiding all manner of sadnesses and maybe a rat or snake. The fact that he’s 30 and still breaking out; it happens, but so does a dermatologist and medication. Actually, Differin is sold OTC now. It’s ten bucks so it’ll put his hooker fund back a bit but she’ll be just the tiniest bit less likely to wretch so it should be worth it. That’s my dream for her, in reality, her comfort is not on his mind.
I don’t think...okay, never mind, I know that he could not give my dog a “better life,” even though I’m just a mentally ill hater in an Orchard. To think he can get a gorgeous professional cheerleader who visits Cabo and Dubai and is surrounded by athletes and wealthy men all day and improve on her circumstances is so completely delusional that he might as well be institutionalized.
I wish Russ would sue @Null though. That would be such a delightful exchange for us, don’t you think fam?
Worse is the wet looking stains all over his shirt. I mean, I don’t know man. If that’s spittle, I guess it’s not his fault, but there has to be a better way to handle it than just let it roll down onto your shirt. Even babies get uncomfortable with wet onesies, plus they get those rashes. A super absorbent handkerchief and a genteel wipe every 30 seconds maybe? Does this mean his beard is soaked too?
The beard-the words neck beard don’t do it justice. It’s a tangled lair of grief, hiding all manner of sadnesses and maybe a rat or snake. The fact that he’s 30 and still breaking out; it happens, but so does a dermatologist and medication. Actually, Differin is sold OTC now. It’s ten bucks so it’ll put his hooker fund back a bit but she’ll be just the tiniest bit less likely to wretch so it should be worth it. That’s my dream for her, in reality, her comfort is not on his mind.
I don’t think...okay, never mind, I know that he could not give my dog a “better life,” even though I’m just a mentally ill hater in an Orchard. To think he can get a gorgeous professional cheerleader who visits Cabo and Dubai and is surrounded by athletes and wealthy men all day and improve on her circumstances is so completely delusional that he might as well be institutionalized.
I wish Russ would sue @Null though. That would be such a delightful exchange for us, don’t you think fam?
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I'm wondering what became of the whole "talking to the FBI, naming names and doxing trolls" or whatever he was talking about before.
Of course, it's obvious what actually happened, but it's still fun to think of Russ bugging the FBI with frivolous things and pointing them to this thread. I like the thought of a bunch of government agents having a laugh at all this insanity.
Of course, it's obvious what actually happened, but it's still fun to think of Russ bugging the FBI with frivolous things and pointing them to this thread. I like the thought of a bunch of government agents having a laugh at all this insanity.
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Post Rusty's face when he realises his thread hit 1000 pages
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RustyNail(her)
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There are so many online personas these days, both famous and infamous, that they definitely won't look at "I hate trolls!" complaints. Onionson is a supposed pedo and they've never knocked on his door. IRS though...
Happy 1000! The best cow is the one that milks itself
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I've never been sure how much Russhole has believed his own bullshit in that regard. He's certainly suffering from cognitive dissonance either way. He can't logically both be a 9 in appearance (as he's repeatedly claimed he considers himself) and be a victim of women (and men) constantly discriminating against him solely because his perceived disability makes him ugly, yet he asserts both are true at the same time.
Lately he does seem to have thrown himself more into the delusion of him being attractive and successful. His bad behavior appears to be escalating as a result. Posting a comment on one of his few Facebook friend's posts where she's talking about her boyfriend and asserting he could give her 'a better life' than said boyfriend--and then publicly screeching about how he (appropriately) got told off for doing so--is a level of asshole boundary crossing even we haven't seen on here before. His comments towards Instagram hotties have grown increasingly desperate, bitter, and even a bit lewd (which is funny considering how he'll whine at other commenters about how they shouldn't be 'crass').
So I think you may be right about how his poor life situation is making his crazy worse. My theory is that he's pushing himself deeper into a pure fantasy realm where his life is like this music video (there's even a certain resemblance between him and the singer) as a coping mechanism so he doesn't have to face how much of a failure he actually is. Eventually the cope won't be enough though, and he'll snap. I don't know if it will happen when he loses his remaining part-time job, or when he inevitably gets evicted from his rented room, or when the Taylor Swift suit is thrown out of court because he never served Tay-Tay... but I'm sure it will happen. I hope the glorious chimpout that ensues will be both entertaining for us to watch and not hurt anyone but Russhole himself in the process.
Happy 1,000 pages everyone! Here's to another 1,000 pages more.
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