Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

"It's so tiring being smarter than everyone else. SIGH."

"It had an ending joke devoid of context, so it's totes a comedy!"

 

[RockVolnutt]

"It's so tiring being smarter than everyone else. SIGH."
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"It had an ending joke devoid of context, so it's totes a comedy!"
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>Eddie Brock
>"big dumb gym rat"

Uh, Bob, in the comics he mostly started working out AFTER getting the symbiote. The logic being if the symbiote magnifies his strength then a better Brock means a better Venom. Also it's been long established that the suit itself can "bulk up" if needed, the thing already shapeshifts to begin with. Would it kill you to read Spider-Man if you're going to do this?

Like shit, man, other people who have worn it have done the "bulk up while going berserk" thing before like Scorpion and Agent Venom. You have over a decade of showing it is indeed a thing which is impressive as Venom isn't even as old as Bob.

Spoiler

 

[NQ 952]

I'm not surprised bob is cozying up with Lindsay. He probably thinks any alcoholic that gets drunk enough to get hog tied by the cops is an easy fuck.

 

[Positron]

I'm not surprised bob is cozying up with Lindsay. He probably thinks any alcoholic that gets drunk enough to get hog tied by the cops is an easy fuck.

Nah even an abortus has standards (I hope).

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

>Eddie Brock
>"big dumb gym rat"

Uh, Bob, in the comics he mostly started working out AFTER getting the symbiote. The logic being if the symbiote magnifies his strength then a better Brock means a better Venom. Also it's been long established that the suit itself can "bulk up" if needed, the thing already shapeshifts to begin with. Would it kill you to read Spider-Man if you're going to do this?

Like shit, man, other people who have worn it have done the "bulk up while going berserk" thing before like Scorpion and Agent Venom. You have over a decade of showing it is indeed a thing which is impressive as Venom isn't even as old as Bob.

Spoiler

Once again he doesn't understand Venom at a deeper level. He doesn't understand his motivations, role, or even what drives him to become very compelling. No to Bob, Venom is just a big, dumb monster with zero personality behind it. The Wikipedia won't tell you about his fall from grace, nor how much he was pushed to his own limit, and not even where he stands in the moral line. Once again, Bob. Stop talking about shit you don't know, or even care to research.

 

[BubbleButt]

Can you really call "one" a count?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"So yeah, please, rehire James Gunn now now now now now NOW!"

I was debating with myself whether I should've used the top joke for James Gunn or this:

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

unrelated question as a stupid american, can I get an abridged version to why so many people are saying brexit is bad?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"So yeah, please, rehire James Gunn now now now now now NOW!"
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I was debating with myself whether I should've used the top joke for James Gunn or this:
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He can’t seem to let this go already.

 

[Mola Ram]

He can’t seem to let this go already.

He sincerely thinks he can win. He's said as much.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He sincerely thinks he can win. He's said as much.

James Gunn won’t get rehired, so I don’t know why Bob wants Disney to rehire him again.

They’ll get someone else to direct GotG3 probably.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think it’s funny that Film Roberto thinks he has any influence on the situation.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"So yeah, please, rehire James Gunn now now now now now NOW!"
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I was debating with myself whether I should've used the top joke for James Gunn or this:
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I wonder how Bob much more inflated Bob's ego has gotten if he believe that he has Mickey Mouse's ear.

As for Brexit, it really goes to show how shortsighted Bob is. Even if the Remain side has won a battle here, the the forces of "Populist Nationalism" have not completely vanquished. If anything, the undermining of the electorate's will by the political establishment may in fact lead to Remain's downfall in the long term. The diabeetus must have destroyed Bob's eyesight.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

James Gunn won’t get rehired, so I don’t know why Bob wants Disney to rehire him again.

They’ll get someone else to direct GotG3 probably.

Somebody should start a petition for Disney to hire a black or woman director to replace Gunn for GotG3. Somebody with decent action-comedy chops who would probably do it right like Jordan Peele.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Somebody should start a petition for Disney to hire a black or woman director to replace Gunn for GotG3. Somebody with decent action-comedy chops who would probably do it right like Jordan Peele.

That wouldn’t be a bad replacement at all.

 

[Flexo]

So shamus young commented on the escapist return.
http://shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=43349#more-43349

Bob's brought up a few times in the comments.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Somebody should start a petition for Disney to hire a black or woman director to replace Gunn for GotG3. Somebody with decent action-comedy chops who would probably do it right like Jordan Peele.

I really hope a /pol/ troll or someone legitimate actually does that. If they do, we'll have enough Daily Struggle memes to last us to page 2,000.

 

[Lensherr]

Somebody should start a petition for Disney to hire a black or woman director to replace Gunn for GotG3. Somebody with decent action-comedy chops who would probably do it right like Jordan Peele.

fftopic:IIRC he’s said he isn’t interested in doing big franchise filmsfftopic:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

fftopic:IIRC he’s said he isn’t interested in doing big franchise filmsfftopic:

You know what would change Bob’s mind on this matter?

Ava DuVernay or Ryan Coolger.

 

[Dr. Dik]

unrelated question as a stupid american, can I get an abridged version to why so many people are saying brexit is bad?

Can't speak for most people but Blob hates it because it's a step backwards from his vision of a one world government that terraforms the moon in the superior future.